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JlM
02/04/18 6:09:54 PM
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JlM posted...
Scat.

Do I "win"?


Scaramanga posted...
Scat play


Oh, guess not.
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Muffinz0rz
02/04/18 6:15:55 PM
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Ex-girlfriend would tie me up every time we had sex. She was into some fun stuff, but I guess "craziest" would just be choking or facesitting
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TheGrindery
02/04/18 6:28:20 PM
#53:


What's the motivation for scat again? Is it a low self-esteem thing where you get off on being treated as badly as possible? An ego thing where you think you're so amazing that someone should have to eat your shit?

This is baffling.
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Lordgold666
02/04/18 8:01:21 PM
#54:


ssj3vegeta posted...
@Lordgold666 posted...
Havin sex w ol gangbang over here without a rubber

lol were u watching it too

Na havent watched chapelle show in forever but this thread made me immediately think of that bit lol
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synth_real
02/04/18 8:15:49 PM
#55:


TheGrindery posted...
What's the motivation for scat again? Is it a low self-esteem thing where you get off on being treated as badly as possible? An ego thing where you think you're so amazing that someone should have to eat your shit?

This is baffling.

Don't try to rationalize a deviant fetish like that, they don't work that way.
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ForestLogic
02/04/18 8:19:46 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
Cunnilingus

I did it a total of 3 times and it was never not disgusting.


"I don't wanna!I don't wanna!" *Gets head pushed down*


This is so fucking hot. I wish I could have this happen to me tbh, but none of the girls I've been with were doms...
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JlM
02/04/18 8:20:30 PM
#57:


synth_real posted...
TheGrindery posted...
What's the motivation for scat again? Is it a low self-esteem thing where you get off on being treated as badly as possible? An ego thing where you think you're so amazing that someone should have to eat your shit?

This is baffling.

Don't try to rationalize a deviant fetish like that, they don't work that way.


As someone who participates, this is pretty accurate.

But quickly, the degradation is part of it. The "accepting EVERYTHING" your lover has to offer. The "Wrongness"/"Dirtiness" of it.
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Vyrulisse
02/04/18 8:21:50 PM
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ssj3vegeta
02/04/18 8:23:06 PM
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smoke_break
02/04/18 8:26:43 PM
#60:


Blowjob in a car on a side street. Not that crazy though, especially since this was at night in a bad neighborhood.
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Zodd3224
02/04/18 8:28:22 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
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I'd get modded if I described it here

pm

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voldothegr8
02/04/18 8:28:31 PM
#62:


Head in a movie theater and using a big vibrator on a chick.
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ForestLogic
02/04/18 8:28:32 PM
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For me personally, I dunno which counts as the craziest.

One time I had full body smeared melted chocolate and peanut butter sex with a girl. It was really yummy.

Another time I did a similar thing with paint, but on a big canvas. We currently have it hanging in our apartment hallway now lol.

I also have multiple times gone down on a girl during her period.
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littlebro07
02/04/18 8:28:58 PM
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Bent her over the side of a hot air balloon that was at full height and pounded as hard as possible.
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Zodd3224
02/04/18 8:30:33 PM
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I dunno about craziest, but road head in a low rider in broad daylight while two chicks eating each other out in the back seat was a highlight.
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KogaSteelfang
02/04/18 8:38:50 PM
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MarbyIsBack
02/04/18 8:41:22 PM
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Absolutely nothing. Ashamed turbovirgin here.
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Cleo_II
02/04/18 8:44:29 PM
#68:


Gave a BJ in the back of a cab in NYC
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gatorsPENSbucs
02/04/18 8:45:12 PM
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Atm in the girls bathroom at the bar with an ex that flew back to her boyfriend on the other side of the country the next day. That was fun.

After a college football game where the Redskins play I was a little too buzzed to drink so instead the wife and I did the dirty in the front seat. We put the sun shield thing or whatever its called but it was right after the game and a pretty filled lot.

And then other car experiences and other places but those come to mind now.
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Turbam
02/04/18 8:46:06 PM
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Masturbated with my socks on.
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MarbyIsBack
02/04/18 8:46:50 PM
#71:


Turbam posted...
Masturbated with my socks on.

whoa man. That's pretty crazy.
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Zodd3224
02/04/18 8:47:56 PM
#72:


Cleo_II posted...
Gave a BJ in the back of a cab in NYC



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nativengine
02/04/18 8:57:20 PM
#73:


Zodd3224 posted...
WizardPowers posted...
tried that porno thing where a girl is in doggy position with another girl on top of her with a strap on with me on the 2nd girl

not comfortable


My only regret sexually is never having two women at the same time.


Let me tell you from experience, its exciting but both of mine have led to shitty outcomes.

First one, I was **(in high school) and my girlfriend at the time talked her best friend into it without my knowledge. That day she insisted her friend come over after school. Got my **** s***** by both Which was pretty awesome and then the sex started and thats when it went sour. I hit it a bit too hard with her friend and the jealously started to hit. Ended up breaking up with my girlfriend to date her best friend and oddly enough all of their friends continued to love me while they took sides on the girls part.

Ended up tearing up a few of their friends before high school was over lol. They never were as good of friends.

Second time was at MSU and I legit scorned myself from a sorority. A sorority full of beautiful women I couldve had a great time with. Almost the same scenario too. I turned two best friends against each other and after that I was black listed.
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ForestLogic
02/04/18 8:57:46 PM
#74:


Oh also, I had full on sex in an Amtrak train before.
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Cleo_II
02/04/18 9:07:38 PM
#75:


Zodd3224 posted...
Cleo_II posted...
Gave a BJ in the back of a cab in NYC



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Zodd3224
02/04/18 9:24:59 PM
#76:


Cleo_II posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Cleo_II posted...
Gave a BJ in the back of a cab in NYC





Oh bby...
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Offworlder1
02/04/18 9:46:16 PM
#77:


@nativengine

That is why you NEVER do a threesome with the second woman being a friend of either of you let alone a best friend or someone you know. Always a stranger cause women will get jealous if you seem to be having too good a time fucking the friend if it is true or not.

Girlfriend 1 says that deep down women get the feeling you wanted to cheat on her with her best friend or lusted for her at some point and the threesome allows you to fulfill the fantasy without feeling guilty. It brings feelings of anger, betrayal, and wondering if her best friend has at somepoint also lusted for you and again the threesome is a way of her getting what she wants without being wrong which leads to more anger at percieved betrayal.
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DoctorVader
02/04/18 10:13:01 PM
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Idk. Probably when I started fucking this girl while we were on the computer chair, while my friend was on the other side of the dorm room watching a movie with the girl's cousin.

She just started riding and after a bit I looked over and my friend started fucking his chick as well. We were just in our separate worlds and didn't talk about it the entire way back to my dorm room. Once we got back we went nuts high fiving each other and not believing what we just did.
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Scaramanga
02/04/18 10:22:08 PM
#80:


-Gavirulax- posted...
TheGrindery posted...
What's the motivation for scat again? Is it a low self-esteem thing where you get off on being treated as badly as possible? An ego thing where you think you're so amazing that someone should have to eat your shit?

This is baffling.


That's a big part of a lot of masochism,what they're willing to do to satisfy their master or the sadist. No apologies for sexual sadism, gets me off like nothing else. <3

Plus seeing a girl covered in dung is pretty awesome.
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cerealbox760
02/04/18 10:38:00 PM
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I pulled out of this girl and cummed all over her back. she got picked up by her parents and I didnt realize cum was dripping from her puffy hair until she was out the front door. I didnt tell her because it was too late. she deleted my number.

another time I was sleeping with a girl and her boyfriend shows up. I ran to the closet and I was still horny. I jerked off and accidentally finished on her teddy bear. im edgy.
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ssj3vegeta2
02/04/18 11:51:41 PM
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ForestLogic
02/05/18 12:11:48 AM
#83:


ssj3vegeta2 posted...
All dese are great


You never told us yours doe, Vegy. Whats your crazy sex story?
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Harpie
02/05/18 12:12:43 AM
#84:


I masturbated at work

>.>
<.<
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ForestLogic
02/05/18 12:13:50 AM
#85:


Harpie posted...
I masturbated at work

>.>
<.<


To what?
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Scaramanga
02/05/18 12:25:33 AM
#86:


Harpie posted...
I masturbated at work

>.>
<.<

Did you have any props? Like a thick cucumber or a stapler?
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Harpie
02/05/18 1:45:40 AM
#87:


ForestLogic posted...
Harpie posted...
I masturbated at work

>.>
<.<


To what?

Thinking about what I wanted to do to a coworker

Scaramanga posted...
Did you have any props? Like a thick cucumber or a stapler?

Nah, just my my back leaned against the wall with my phalanges in my pants hosted by yours truly, the bathroom stall
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JOSGABRIEL
02/05/18 2:04:46 AM
#88:


Clown kiss at the movie theater
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chollima
02/05/18 2:11:28 AM
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cerealbox760 posted...
I pulled out of this girl and cummed all over her back. she got picked up by her parents and I didnt realize cum was dripping from her puffy hair until she was out the front door. I didnt tell her because it was too late. she deleted my number.

another time I was sleeping with a girl and her boyfriend shows up. I ran to the closet and I was still horny. I jerked off and accidentally finished on her teddy bear. im edgy.


hehehe
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JonnySeifer
02/05/18 4:54:35 AM
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Peed in my gf's mouth during a bj. Also gave her numerous golden showers and facials
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Vegy
02/05/18 8:58:54 AM
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Jiggy101011
02/05/18 9:05:30 AM
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met up with a girl I knew for awhile, fucked like crazy for some of the weekend. Went over to her parents where she passed out and her mom came on to me and we ended up fucking while her husband was at work and her daughter was sleeping. It sounds hot but I was nervous the whole time thinking we were going to get caught.
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ClockworkHare
02/05/18 10:06:35 AM
#95:


What's da craziest thing you did sexually?

When I was 18 I volunteered for my second time having a threesome.
I assumed it was with another 20-something year old guy who lived with a 40-something sugar daddy.

Unknown to me, the older man was literally his daddy.

That wasn't enough to make me ditch. I actually moved in with them for a while since they offered to set me up nice at super low rent during the fall. I wasn't gonna pass that up since I didn't have my own place yet. More weird shit eventually happened during the months I stayed there, but nothing that really put me off until towards the end.

The dad's sister had planned to fly in and visit him along with other relatives. She heard from a mutual acquaintance that her brother had a young new boyfriend and she wanted to meet him. She said a neighbor saw him getting kissed in a Costco parking lot by some young guy they didn't recognize. She knew her brother was bisexual and was accepting of it, but had no clue the son was gay. She actually didn't like the idea of him dating women(bisexual men stigma), so she was hyped that he was with another guy. Long story short, I got strongarmed into playing his new boyfriend her entire visit. Like he even paid me $150 to continue the role while we took her out for dinner and went to some stupid craft show/wine-tasting event(I didn't regularly drink). And the whole time she was in town, none of us were banging. Super dad was too paranoid for sex and the son wasn't happy about me filling his spot. All that fucking drama for nothing.

I eventually moved out after they became major potheads with sloth hygiene yeck.
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eston
02/05/18 10:11:27 AM
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This topic reminds me of a Dave Chapelle skit where he and his girl were getting interviewed about the freakiest shit they'd ever done in bed. Her story was something about getting gangbanged while all her sorority sisters watched, and then the camera turned towards Dave and he's like "....I fucked this bitch without a rubber" lol
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Darkman124
02/05/18 10:12:12 AM
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nice try, TS/SCI lifestyle background investigator
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Scaramanga
02/05/18 11:52:18 AM
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Any AB stuff?
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SavenForever
02/05/18 11:59:11 AM
#99:


Give a girl a longer hug than normal.
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Muffinz0rz
02/05/18 2:24:22 PM
#100:


Zodd3224 posted...
ssj3vegeta posted...
@Vyrulisse posted...
I'd get modded if I described it here

pm

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