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Pepys Monster
02/04/18 1:41:16 PM
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1) I'm smart. I've been building PCs since I was 17.
2) I'm athletic. I can do sets of 60+ push-ups, run 3 miles, etc.
3) I'm popular. I have tons of Snapchat friends.
4) I'm good-looking. Some girl on a dating site who never met me wanted to marry me. XD
5) I have a big D. My ex was a small girl and she was intimidated when she found out.
6) I'm a great dancer. I excite people when I shuffle.

Anything I missed?
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Vulgorn
02/04/18 1:43:06 PM
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No1cur
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FC: 4699 - 7126 - 6305 IGN: AJ
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Xenozoa425
02/04/18 1:51:01 PM
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7) You post on gamefaqs.com
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"Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it."
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BlazinBlue88
02/04/18 1:59:01 PM
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