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deupd_u
02/04/18 12:26:03 PM
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And you would...? "Aw, man! I'd buy flowers for-the shit out of that girl!"
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Patchwork
02/04/18 12:33:38 PM
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I'm not sure what you're trying to say:
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Kitt
02/04/18 12:37:20 PM
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obeseexplosive
02/04/18 12:37:26 PM
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You want that girl to shit on you?
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Anony1125
02/04/18 12:43:22 PM
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I would never debase a woman like that. The furthest I would ever go is a courtly kiss on the back of the hand.
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