Current Events > At Paramedic clinicals rn, with 0 calls in 3 hours AMA

Topic List
Page List: 1
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 10:21:50 AM
#1:


... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexdragon125
02/03/18 10:25:11 AM
#2:


How common is it for guys to get things stuck in their rectums by falling on them?
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 10:27:40 AM
#3:


Rexdragon125 posted...
How common is it for guys to get things stuck in their rectums by falling on them?


0 so far pretty sure they mostly just go to the ER on their own
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive
02/03/18 10:29:08 AM
#4:


What's the best way to get a hard boiled egg out of a rectum?

4 went in 3 came out
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 10:29:53 AM
#5:


obeseexplosive posted...
What's the best way to get a hard boiled egg out of a rectum?

4 went in 3 came out


squeeze as hard as you can to smash it then it just trickles out
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy
02/03/18 10:30:07 AM
#6:


Best way to get deed juice out of black upholstery?
---
"How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 10:30:30 AM
#7:


glitteringfairy posted...
Best way to get deed juice out of black upholstery?


caviwipes

edit:the bleach ones for max effect

edit edit: just wear gloves
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 10:39:30 AM
#8:


... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive
02/03/18 10:40:59 AM
#9:


Is it safe to eat an egg that's been in a rectum?
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 10:46:22 AM
#10:


obeseexplosive posted...
Is it safe to eat an egg that's been in a rectum?


that's dependent on your hygene
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0
02/03/18 10:55:00 AM
#11:


Trumps America

No injuries
---
http://i.imgur.com/xHbbYI6.gif http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif
Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 10:55:47 AM
#12:


... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 11:37:35 AM
#13:


... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive
02/03/18 11:39:33 AM
#14:


What if it's not from my own ass?
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 11:39:56 AM
#15:


obeseexplosive posted...
What if it's not from my own ass?


Depends on his personal hygiene

Edit
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive
02/03/18 11:43:05 AM
#16:


Who says it's a he? Girls can put eggs up there ass to.

sexist
---
Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KazumaKiryu
02/03/18 11:53:09 AM
#17:


CEs_EFG posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
What's the best way to get a hard boiled egg out of a rectum?

4 went in 3 came out


squeeze as hard as you can to smash it then it just trickles out


That wouldn't work at all if they're hard boiled...
---
Just your bad luck... to run into me.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/03/18 11:57:36 AM
#18:


KazumaKiryu posted...
That wouldn't work at all if they're hard boiled...


It will if you try hard enough weak

obeseexplosive posted...
Who says it's a he? Girls can put eggs up there ass to.

sexist


Watch the edit
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/04/18 11:44:19 AM
#19:


... Copied to Clipboard!
glitteringfairy
02/04/18 11:46:25 AM
#20:


How many alcohol poisoning cases are you expecting tonight since it's super bowl and what not
---
"How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y http://i.imgur.com/AqR3aeX.jpg http://i.imgur.com/vvuUXpp.jpg https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/04/18 3:28:22 PM
#21:


glitteringfairy posted...
How many alcohol poisoning cases are you expecting tonight since it's super bowl and what not


3-4 at least
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish
02/04/18 3:32:39 PM
#22:


Full on ALS training or just a BLS ride along? When I was doing my BLS ride alongs in EMT school (two sessions, 21 hours in the back of ambulances for three calls. Fun stuff), my first call had a Paramedic doing his training and the fire chief that was acting as his preceptor was fucking grilling the dude.

"Alright what are you going to do now?"
"Well I could start her on an IV"
"You COULD start or you're GONNA start the IV?"

And I'm just sitting there like holy fuck Paramedic school is scary
---
Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that."
... Copied to Clipboard!
CEs_EFG
02/04/18 4:40:40 PM
#23:


ThePrinceFish posted...
Full on ALS training or just a BLS ride along? When I was doing my BLS ride alongs in EMT school (two sessions, 21 hours in the back of ambulances for three calls. Fun stuff), my first call had a Paramedic doing his training and the fire chief that was acting as his preceptor was fucking grilling the dude.

"Alright what are you going to do now?"
"Well I could start her on an IV"
"You COULD start or you're GONNA start the IV?"

And I'm just sitting there like holy fuck Paramedic school is scary


Full paramedic ride a long? I guess? I didn't know ALS had ride a longs unless that's what I'm doing and I have no idea what I'm calling it
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1