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ssj3vegeta2
02/03/18 12:14:41 AM
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HydroCannabinol
02/03/18 12:16:01 AM
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Ya and maybe his erection is trigger happy
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ssj3vegeta2
02/03/18 12:18:02 AM
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solosnake
02/03/18 12:21:50 AM
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Once I was pulled over by the police and my knees started shaking, and the cop got all suspicious asking me why i was so nervous and he put his hand on his gun. I told him I am terrified of police because they are always killing people and he just laughed at me
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Millennials
02/03/18 12:23:45 AM
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I look back on some of the interactions I had with cops as a teenager and it's amazing I didn't get assaulted or shot.
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L0Z
02/03/18 12:26:43 AM
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solosnake posted...
Once I was pulled over by the police and my knees started shaking, and the cop got all suspicious asking me why i was so nervous and he put his hand on his gun. I told him I am terrified of police because they are always killing people and he just laughed at me


did you laugh too to ease the tension?
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ssj3vegeta2
02/03/18 12:29:11 AM
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literally no one can walk in a straight line while saying da alphabet backwards

cops don't actually ask you to do dat right?
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Window_Starer
02/03/18 12:35:55 AM
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How do you even say the alphabet backwards? That's like some Einstein level shit. I get stuck after zyx.
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glitteringfairy
02/03/18 12:36:56 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Maybe its because you have a fucking gun lol

That's the part that makes you the most nervous?
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DocDelicious
02/03/18 12:37:34 AM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
literally no one can walk in a straight line while saying da alphabet backwards

cops don't actually ask you to do dat right?

I can't do either of those things separately while stone sober.
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HighOnSolar
02/03/18 12:38:14 AM
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just tell him that you're vegy from ce it's like being a celebrity, only you're not on crack

right
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ssj3vegeta2
02/03/18 12:41:11 AM
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glitteringfairy posted...
That's the part that makes you the most nervous?

yea what else does he have

HighOnSolar posted...
just tell him that you're vegy from ce it's like being a celebrity, only you're not on crack

right

dat would probably make dem shoot me doe
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masticatingman
02/03/18 12:43:33 AM
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Its all about probable cause to search you.
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Vegy
02/03/18 7:07:20 PM
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Cleo_II
02/03/18 7:11:23 PM
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I was in the car with my husband at a check point a while back, and they were saying that to him. He stayed super chill though, kept saying Im not nervous very calmly. Cop kept trying to push it Hmm but you seem nervous to me as hes pointing his flashlight at him. But he just stayed very calm. I was the one getting nervous at that point. But the cop let us move through.

They just want to fuck with you and see if youll volunteer info.
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ssj3vegeta2
02/04/18 12:12:53 PM
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Tezlok
02/04/18 12:13:51 PM
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cops don't often stop and think about it from the other perspective. there is any number of reasons why someone could be nervous, including just the fact that cops intimidate people. but cops never see it that way. that's why I hate them
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Tezlok
02/04/18 12:14:15 PM
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solosnake posted...
asking me why i was so nervous and he put his hand on his gun

that is fucked up
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thrashmetal14
02/04/18 12:18:31 PM
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They have legal authority to fucking shoot you if they feel like it and they wonder why people get nervous around them?
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XxKrazyChaosxX
02/04/18 12:20:56 PM
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When I got arrested, the cop opened the door to ask me if I had done anything else(drugs) besides drink that night. They were concerned because how well I was taking the situation of being arrested lol.
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l33t_iRk3n_Rm33
02/04/18 12:21:37 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Maybe its because you have a fucking gun lol

And if he uses it, Im the idiot for not being nervous enough about it.
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deupd_u
02/04/18 12:22:01 PM
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ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Maybe its because you have a fucking gun lol

Jokes on them: I have a gun, too. Checkmate, Oinker.
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Tezlok
02/04/18 12:23:26 PM
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I have autism and my parents taught me that if i ever get approached by cops to mention this so they don't kill me. they could very well interpret an autistic mannerism as being on drugs or crazy or twitchy from guilt of a crime

just another reason why cops make me nervous. thankfully I Have never had to speak to a cop
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN
02/04/18 1:54:46 PM
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I don't get nervous around cops because I have actually spent time around cops and don't base my entire perception of them on TV shows and a few isolated incidents.
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Sativa_Rose
02/04/18 1:55:32 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
When I got arrested, the cop opened the door to ask me if I had done anything else(drugs) besides drink that night. They were concerned because how well I was taking the situation of being arrested lol.


Well I hope you kept your mouth shut
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medzz
02/04/18 1:57:41 PM
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Attacking a police officer and trying to take their gun is a sure fine way to be shot.
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Patchwork
02/04/18 1:57:53 PM
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Do you ever think of it from their perspective, or do you just always want them to see it from yours?
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obeseexplosive
02/04/18 2:03:58 PM
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I'm nervous cause I don't want you to find the 10 pounds of heroin in my trunk.

O_O

Shit
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darkprince45
02/04/18 2:04:09 PM
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You guys have some seriously wrong mentality
And this
deupd_u posted...
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
Maybe its because you have a fucking gun lol

Jokes on them: I have a gun, too. Checkmate, Oinker.


I know this is trolling but people do think like this

1. I have a bulletproof vest
2. You aren't going to be shot unless it's gotten to deadly force from your actions
3. A civilian carrying some gun unless ambushing a cop is not going to win a firefight

4. My mission is to go home to my girlfriend and two dogs every day. I will not die lol
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KingCrabCake
02/04/18 2:04:41 PM
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Criminals usually are nervous when talking to a cop
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Tezlok
02/04/18 2:05:07 PM
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Patchwork posted...
Do you ever think of it from their perspective, or do you just always want them to see it from yours?


yes. let's baby the cops. the ones with all the power are the ones we need to feel sorry for. the entire society supports the cop's perspective. and that's why they get away with murder all the time. it's the other perspective that needs to be shown. that man who died showing his ID was a man who's perspective was ignored. and society sided with the cop who was "scared" of the man who calmly informed him he had a gun, because the law says he has to do that. and then the cop asked for ID and he got it and then was shot.

he was murdered for following the law
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flussence
02/04/18 2:06:01 PM
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ACAB
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E32005
02/04/18 2:06:10 PM
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KingCrabCake posted...
Criminals usually are nervous when talking to a cop

a good one isnt
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KingCrabCake
02/04/18 2:06:30 PM
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E32005 posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Criminals usually are nervous when talking to a cop

a good one isnt

Thus why i said usually
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KingCrabCake
02/04/18 2:07:19 PM
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solosnake posted...
Once I was pulled over by the police and my knees started shaking, and the cop got all suspicious asking me why i was so nervous and he put his hand on his gun. I told him I am terrified of police because they are always killing people and he just laughed at me

I mean i would have laughed too and probably fall over from laughing
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ChainedRedone
02/04/18 2:08:07 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
I know this is trolling but people do think like this

1. I have a bulletproof vest
2. You aren't going to be shot unless it's gotten to deadly force from your actions
3. A civilian carrying some gun unless ambushing a cop is not going to win a firefight

4. My mission is to go home to my girlfriend and two dogs every day. I will not die lol


I know you're proud of your job, but you picked the wrong career to be proud of. You're basically a necessary evil.
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KingCrabCake
02/04/18 2:13:58 PM
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ChainedRedone posted...
darkprince45 posted...
I know this is trolling but people do think like this

1. I have a bulletproof vest
2. You aren't going to be shot unless it's gotten to deadly force from your actions
3. A civilian carrying some gun unless ambushing a cop is not going to win a firefight

4. My mission is to go home to my girlfriend and two dogs every day. I will not die lol


I know you're proud of your job, but you picked the wrong career to be proud of. You're basically a necessary evil.


Lmfao ahahahahahahaahhahahahahahah so much edge
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darkprince45
02/04/18 2:15:07 PM
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No you just have a wrong mindset. My police department is very active in the community like most departments.This isn't end of watch where it's just shootings and Michael bay action
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WizardPowers
02/04/18 2:17:05 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
2. You aren't going to be shot unless it's gotten to deadly force from your actions


hahahaha
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Patchwork
02/04/18 2:19:57 PM
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Christ, you people are ridiculous.
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darkprince45
02/04/18 2:22:05 PM
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WizardPowers posted...
darkprince45 posted...
2. You aren't going to be shot unless it's gotten to deadly force from your actions


hahahaha

Show me otherwise? Literally ever major situation has arised from deadly force or in some sort of situation where a suspect either had a gun in his car and was moving in his car like a maniac or someone reaching for a gun whether it be theirs or the officers

Or some freak accident where a lady was shot in confusion of the suspect last year

But there are no officers just gunning down civilians. If anything it's getting to the opposite

Just from 2017 compared to 2016. My department increased by 25 percent in civilians ambushing/shooting/injuring officers. And I don't mean like a fight, I mean just an unaware officer being shot at or talking to a person, and the guy just starts trying to stab him. Most recently a cop 2nd day out of the academy was shot twice for no reason. This number is expected to rise this year
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Funkydog
02/04/18 2:22:10 PM
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DocDelicious posted...
ssj3vegeta2 posted...
literally no one can walk in a straight line while saying da alphabet backwards

cops don't actually ask you to do dat right?

I can't do either of those things separately while stone sober.

That's the trick. They want you to say "I can't even do that sober!" and BAM. They got you.
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WizardPowers
02/04/18 2:24:06 PM
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darkprince45 posted...

Show me otherwise? Literally ever major situation has arised from deadly force or in some sort of situation where a suspect either had a gun in his car and was moving in his car like a maniac or someone reaching for a gun whether it be theirs or the officers


you can't actually believe this.
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darkprince45
02/04/18 2:24:33 PM
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WizardPowers posted...
darkprince45 posted...

Show me otherwise? Literally ever major situation has arised from deadly force or in some sort of situation where a suspect either had a gun in his car and was moving in his car like a maniac or someone reaching for a gun whether it be theirs or the officers


you can't actually believe this.

Im asking you to show me otherwise
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Tezlok
02/04/18 2:25:24 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
WizardPowers posted...
darkprince45 posted...

Show me otherwise? Literally ever major situation has arised from deadly force or in some sort of situation where a suspect either had a gun in his car and was moving in his car like a maniac or someone reaching for a gun whether it be theirs or the officers


you can't actually believe this.

Im asking you to show me otherwise

you must have me on ignore cause I already mentioned the very famous case where a guy was murdered for following the law
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WizardPowers
02/04/18 2:27:18 PM
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Just to be clear you're saying a cop has never shot and killed someone unless the person did something that made them use deadly force? No accidents, no corruption, no inept cop thinking a guy going for his wallet was going for his nonexistent gun?
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Sativa_Rose
02/04/18 2:28:34 PM
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I'm nervous because of all the women and children you've massacred.
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Tezlok
02/04/18 2:28:57 PM
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and the women handing out newspapers who got shot at during the manhunt for that ex cop in LA. chris dorner or whatever. no excuse to just fire blindly into trucks. they could have killed those women. they were just doing their jobs and throwing newspapers. and cops turned around like action stars and emptied their clips into the truck without even checking who was inside
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darkprince45
02/04/18 2:30:37 PM
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Lol okay it's one of the conversations

Yes there has been cops that have done something illegal or killed someone. Just like every fucking job and thing in the world there's good and bad people. My point is that it's extremely rare and nothing at all what you think

I was talking more recent since this what were living in now. Not about the actions of some officers say on Rodney king

But most major outrages like Ferguson and stuff are actually quite fair situations which is the officers aren't in prison. But because you guys have internet mentality and the media you think cops are out here gunning people like it's call of duty
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WizardPowers
02/04/18 2:32:48 PM
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darkprince45 posted...
you think cops are out here gunning people like it's call of duty


we don't think that

we think you're poorly trained, don't speak out against bad cops in your departments, and give slaps on the wrists (or just move people to different departments) when people should be getting fired. And overall cops seem to be against being held accountable for their actions.
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