Current Events > Scenario: You need to earn 15k in 30 days or you'll magically die

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do_ob_tpkillr 02/02/18 2:43:08 AM #1:	Fresh funds only: Cashing out of existing savings, cryptos, stocks, etc. doesn't count. Dividends, interests, stock price rises, etc. however, do count. Debts and loans: Debts owed before the 30 days, then recalled during the 30 days, doesn't count. Borrowing of money is not allowed at all. What you do? <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:895295258] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Fresh funds only: Cashing out of existing savings, cryptos, stocks, etc. doesn't count. Dividends, interests, stock price rises, etc. however, do count. Debts and loans: Debts owed before the 30 days, then recalled during the 30 days, doesn't count. Borrowing of money is not allowed at all. What you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Master_Bass 02/02/18 2:44:41 AM #2:	Die, I guess. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. <cite>Master_Bass posted [p:895295306] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Die, I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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do_ob_tpkillr 02/02/18 2:46:00 AM #4:	Master_Bass posted... Die, I guess. Not going to even attempt to rob a bank? <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:895295344] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite> <quote>Die, I guess.</quote> Not going to even attempt to rob a bank?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProtoManSPx 02/02/18 2:46:06 AM #5:	Master_Bass posted... Die, I guess. <cite>ProtoManSPx posted [p:895295352] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite> <quote>Die, I guess.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 02/02/18 2:46:55 AM #6:	do_ob_tpkillr posted... Master_Bass posted... Die, I guess. Not going to even attempt to rob a bank? No. That would be immoral. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:895295383] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite> <quote>Die, I guess.</quote> Not going to even attempt to rob a bank?</quote> No. That would be immoral.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 02/02/18 2:48:56 AM #7:	ProtoManSPx posted... Master_Bass posted... Die, I guess. --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:895295447] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProtoManSPx posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite> <quote>Die, I guess.</quote></quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Link43130 02/02/18 2:50:54 AM #8:	launch an indiegogo campaign to fuel my career as a full time streamer, with a goal of 16k --- Steam/XBL/PSN: Link43130 <cite>Link43130 posted [p:895295503] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>launch an indiegogo campaign to fuel my career as a full time streamer, with a goal of 16k</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
do_ob_tpkillr 02/02/18 2:54:45 AM #9:	JE19426 posted... No. That would be immoral. You could always beg or gamble. <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:895295602] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote>No. That would be immoral.</quote> You could always beg or gamble.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 02/02/18 2:55:29 AM #10:	do_ob_tpkillr posted... You could always beg or gamble. Those are also immoral. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:895295639] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted...</cite> <quote>You could always beg or gamble. </quote> Those are also immoral.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 02/02/18 2:56:54 AM #11:	Ambush some homeless people/my enemies, and harvest their organs to sell on the black market. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:895295677] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Ambush some homeless people/my enemies, and harvest their organs to sell on the black market.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 02/02/18 3:00:34 AM #12:	Master_Bass posted... Die, I guess. Probably this. Might probably try the stock market since I've had some modest success there in the past, but 15k in a month? Nah, I don't think I'll manage that. do_ob_tpkillr posted... You could always beg or gamble. Lol at you if you think begging can get you 15k in a month. As for gambling, if making 15k from casinos, horse races, etc. was that simple we'd all be millionaires. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/76125431 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:895295766] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite> <quote>Die, I guess.</quote> Probably this. Might probably try the stock market since I've had some modest success there in the past, but 15k in a month? Nah, I don't think I'll manage that. <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted...</cite> <quote>You could always beg or gamble.</quote> Lol at you if you think begging can get you 15k in a month. As for gambling, if making 15k from casinos, horse races, etc. was that simple we'd all be millionaires.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 02/02/18 3:02:16 AM #13:	Go Fund Me --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:895295823] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Go Fund Me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 02/02/18 3:03:01 AM #14:	Sell my car and make the 3k difference up in investment gains. Easy. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:895295845] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Sell my car and make the 3k difference up in investment gains. Easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nazanir 02/02/18 3:04:07 AM #15:	do_ob_tpkillr posted... Master_Bass posted... Die, I guess. Not going to even attempt to rob a bank? Very likely that robbing a bank would also result in death. --- XboX GT/Steam/Wii-U - Nazanir <cite>Nazanir posted [p:895295870] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite> <quote>Die, I guess.</quote> Not going to even attempt to rob a bank?</quote> Very likely that robbing a bank would also result in death.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 02/02/18 3:04:19 AM #16:	There's still money to be made in the dipping crypto market and I've already made 2 BTC since Monday. So I'd just figure something out there. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:895295883] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>There's still money to be made in the dipping crypto market and I've already made 2 BTC since Monday. So I'd just figure something out there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
do_ob_tpkillr 02/02/18 3:08:52 AM #17:	Distant_Rainbow posted... Lol at you if you think begging can get you 15k in a month. As for gambling, if making 15k from casinos, horse races, etc. was that simple we'd all be millionaires. Didn't say that it'll work, unless you get supremely lucky. But then you'd at least be trying. <cite>do_ob_tpkillr posted [p:895295995] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>Distant_Rainbow posted...</cite> <quote>Lol at you if you think begging can get you 15k in a month. As for gambling, if making 15k from casinos, horse races, etc. was that simple we'd all be millionaires.</quote> Didn't say that it'll work, unless you get supremely lucky. But then you'd at least be trying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 02/02/18 3:14:44 AM #18:	I'd die. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:895296143] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>I'd die.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bad_Mojo 02/02/18 11:45:44 AM #19:	Nazanir posted... Very likely that robbing a bank would also result in death. Of course not The banks are told to not have a fight or anything like that. All you have to do is get the money, and then just give yourself up to the police. No one will believe you if this is a curse or something real like a mob guy told you to do it or he would kill you, but you would do about 10 years in jail, a lot less or none at all depending on your criminal history, why you had to do it, a good lawyer, and of course good behavior. Lots of things Seems like a logical thing to do if all you have to do is get the money --- https://i.imgtc.com/hQ5SuG6.gif https://i.imgtc.com/QrhAq36.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Yjov9DU.gif <cite>Bad_Mojo posted [p:895312318] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nazanir posted...</cite> <quote>Very likely that robbing a bank would also result in death.</quote> Of course not The banks are told to not have a fight or anything like that. All you have to do is get the money, and then just give yourself up to the police. No one will believe you if this is a curse or something real like a mob guy told you to do it or he would kill you, but you would do about 10 years in jail, a lot less or none at all depending on your criminal history, why you had to do it, a good lawyer, and of course good behavior. Lots of things Seems like a logical thing to do if all you have to do is get the money</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DifferentialEquation 02/02/18 11:48:41 AM #20:	I'd explain the situation to my mom and ask her if she'd be willing to hire me for 15k to shovel the sidewalk or some other mundane task. Then I'd use a similar loophole to return 15k to her. --- There's no business to be taxed. <cite>DifferentialEquation posted [p:895312496] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>I'd explain the situation to my mom and ask her if she'd be willing to hire me for 15k to shovel the sidewalk or some other mundane task. Then I'd use a similar loophole to return 15k to her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaname_Madoka 02/02/18 11:51:25 AM #21:	DifferentialEquation posted... I'd explain the situation to my mom and ask her if she'd be willing to hire me for 15k to shovel the sidewalk or some other mundane task. Then I'd use a similar loophole to return 15k to her. this --- Drawn for me: Volkswagen_Bros, ShinobiNinjaX, Popcorn_Fairy + Nayr626. https://imgur.com/gallery/B4o8m League Summoner Name: DontIoseYourWay (the I is an i) <cite>Kaname_Madoka posted [p:895312681] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>DifferentialEquation posted...</cite> <quote>I'd explain the situation to my mom and ask her if she'd be willing to hire me for 15k to shovel the sidewalk or some other mundane task. Then I'd use a similar loophole to return 15k to her.</quote> this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Naysaspace 02/02/18 11:52:57 AM #22:	I go to work for a few days <cite>Naysaspace posted [p:895312769] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>I go to work for a few days</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ShadowElite86 02/02/18 11:53:48 AM #23:	How long does it take to get that life insurance check back? >_> --- GT: ShadowElite86 <cite>ShadowElite86 posted [p:895312822] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>How long does it take to get that life insurance check back? >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pojr 02/02/18 11:54:29 AM #24:	Spend all my money on bitcoins --- pojr I summon it. You spell it. <cite>pojr posted [p:895312865] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Spend all my money on bitcoins</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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bobtuse 02/02/18 12:01:06 PM #26:	Explain my situation to my employer and ask for an advance? --- . <cite>bobtuse posted [p:895313239] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Explain my situation to my employer and ask for an advance?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 02/02/18 12:01:54 PM #27:	I'd crowdfund it. The internet has never let me down before. --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:895313278] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>I'd crowdfund it. The internet has never let me down before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkman124 02/02/18 12:02:34 PM #28:	pre-tax? --- And when the hourglass has run out, eternity asks you about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not. <cite>Darkman124 posted [p:895313307] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>pre-tax?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperMariano3 02/02/18 12:02:51 PM #29:	I'd just take part in one of those Donut guess that porn star threads on reddit. --- You can take my Karma, but you'll never take......MY FREEDOM! <cite>SuperMariano3 posted [p:895313321] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>I'd just take part in one of those Donut guess that porn star threads on reddit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DragonGirlYuki 02/02/18 12:04:16 PM #30:	Robbing banks isn't very profitable these days. Going up to the teller demanding cash with a note won't get you thousands. --- ~Yuki~ <cite>DragonGirlYuki posted [p:895313401] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Robbing banks isn't very profitable these days. Going up to the teller demanding cash with a note won't get you thousands.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
V-E-G-Y- 02/02/18 12:05:39 PM #31:	Ask CE to help and dey would successfully help me accomplish dat goal easily --- http://i.imgur.com/L6MQGtI.gif http://i.imgur.com/HAj1Ocp.gif http://i.imgur.com/Op6gMTg.gif http://i.imgur.com/hNkY6mv.gif <cite>V-E-G-Y- posted [p:895313471] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Ask CE to help and dey would successfully help me accomplish dat goal easily</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/02/18 12:08:12 PM #32:	Man couldn't you have made this topic like two weeks from now? My yearly bonus is coming up in March. We're selling the house, I guess. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895313620] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Man couldn't you have made this topic like two weeks from now? My yearly bonus is coming up in March. We're selling the house, I guess.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ki_cat_ 02/02/18 12:11:15 PM #33:	Say I'm terminally ill and wish to donate at least 15 k towards my illness. Using go fund me and such. --- People are afraid of what they don't understand. <cite>Ki_cat_ posted [p:895313798] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote>Say I'm terminally ill and wish to donate at least 15 k towards my illness. Using go fund me and such.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bluezero 02/02/18 12:15:26 PM #34:	DevsBro posted... Man couldn't you have made this topic like two weeks from now? My yearly bonus is coming up in March. We're selling the house, I guess. You get a 15k bonus? --- http://i.imgur.com/VleHYd3.png https://badges.steamprofile.com/profile/default/steam/76561197977989731.png <cite>bluezero posted [p:895314045] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>DevsBro posted...</cite> <quote>Man couldn't you have made this topic like two weeks from now? My yearly bonus is coming up in March. We're selling the house, I guess.</quote> You get a 15k bonus?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 02/02/18 12:29:29 PM #36:	Master_Bass posted... Die, I guess. --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:895314453] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><cite>Master_Bass posted...</cite><quote>Die, I guess.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 02/02/18 12:59:50 PM #37:	You get a 15k bonus? No but I get enough to help quite a lot. If we sold both cars and sat on as much income as possible without spending the bonus might make up the difference. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:895315948] in Scenario: ... [t:76272631]...</cite> <quote><quote>You get a 15k bonus?</quote> No but I get enough to help quite a lot. If we sold both cars and sat on as much income as possible without spending the bonus might make up the difference.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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