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FightingGames 02/01/18 9:42:08 AM #1:	https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/31/health/cancer-coffee-warning/index.html California coffee shops may soon be forced to warn customers about a possible cancer risk linked to their morning jolt of java. The state keeps a list of chemicals it considers possible causes of cancer, and one of them, acrylamide, is created when coffee beans are roasted. --- https://my.mixtape.moe/xmsgxb.jpg <cite>FightingGames posted [p:895238405] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>https://www.cnn.com/2018/01/31/health/cancer-coffee-warning/index.html <quote>California coffee shops may soon be forced to warn customers about a possible cancer risk linked to their morning jolt of java. The state keeps a list of chemicals it considers possible causes of cancer, and one of them, acrylamide, is created when coffee beans are roasted.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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COVxy 02/01/18 9:43:09 AM #3:	That's not what they said at all! --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:895238451] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>That's not what they said at all!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sellerdore 02/01/18 9:43:11 AM #4:	The standard for that CA warning is actually quite low --- "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..." http://www.last.fm/user/kmal415 <cite>sellerdore posted [p:895238454] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>The standard for that CA warning is actually quite low</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Reis 02/01/18 9:43:35 AM #5:	<cite>Reis posted [p:895238479] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BignutzisBack 02/01/18 9:44:46 AM #6:	Coffee is for plebs who don't produce enough natural energy --- http://i.imgur.com/plA0Vg9.gif http://i.minus.com/iluvk8aR4mzC8.gif <cite>BignutzisBack posted [p:895238533] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Coffee is for plebs who don't produce enough natural energy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/01/18 9:45:26 AM #7:	--- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:895238561] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HydraSlayer82 02/01/18 9:46:29 AM #8:	And its also full of antioxidants that help prevent cancer. So which is it? The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies. --- Sigless user <cite>HydraSlayer82 posted [p:895238606] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>And its also full of antioxidants that help prevent cancer. So which is it? The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turtlebread 02/01/18 9:47:00 AM #9:	everything is cancer --- http://i.imgur.com/yCW15Zn.jpg <cite>Turtlebread posted [p:895238625] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>everything is cancer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz 02/01/18 9:47:21 AM #10:	Shit sorry guys --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:895238643] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Shit sorry guys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Poland 02/01/18 9:48:59 AM #11:	This thread is cancer. --- "He has two neurons held together by a spirochete." <cite>Soviet_Poland posted [p:895238710] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>This thread is cancer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tyranthraxus 02/01/18 9:50:14 AM #12:	Coffeebeanz posted... Shit sorry guys r/beetlejuicing --- https://puu.sh/tcLsT/24f4611235.png https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg <cite>Tyranthraxus posted [p:895238758] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>Shit sorry guys</quote> r/beetlejuicing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 02/01/18 9:50:38 AM #13:	The sun causes cancer, I guess california should outlaw being outside during the day. --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:895238767] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>The sun causes cancer, I guess california should outlaw being outside during the day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 02/01/18 9:51:12 AM #14:	HydraSlayer82 posted... And its also full of antioxidants that help prevent cancer. So which is it? The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies. When you drink coffee you get caught in a constant cancer non-cancer loop. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:895238803] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>HydraSlayer82 posted...</cite> <quote>And its also full of antioxidants that help prevent cancer. So which is it? The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies.</quote> When you drink coffee you get caught in a constant cancer non-cancer loop.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Poland 02/01/18 9:52:38 AM #15:	CapnMuffin posted... When you drink coffee you get caught in a constant cancer non-cancer loop. Schrdinger's espresso --- "He has two neurons held together by a spirochete." <cite>Soviet_Poland posted [p:895238886] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>When you drink coffee you get caught in a constant cancer non-cancer loop.</quote> Schrdinger's espresso</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightHawKnight 02/01/18 9:53:13 AM #16:	Everything in CA is cancer. Freaking computers cause cancer there. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:895238920] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Everything in CA is cancer. Freaking computers cause cancer there.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mD_atheist 02/01/18 9:56:26 AM #17:	Fake news --- ASUS XONAR DG - FiiO D3 (D03K) - JDS Labs OBJECTIVE2 Beyerdynamic DT 770 PRO, 250 ohms - Audioengine A5+/Polk Audio PSW10 <cite>mD_atheist posted [p:895239049] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Fake news</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 02/01/18 9:58:20 AM #18:	This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl <cite>Gheb posted [p:895239147] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HydraSlayer82 02/01/18 10:21:30 AM #20:	CapnMuffin posted... HydraSlayer82 posted... And its also full of antioxidants that help prevent cancer. So which is it? The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies. When you drink coffee you get caught in a constant cancer non-cancer loop. Lol --- Sigless user <cite>HydraSlayer82 posted [p:895240232] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HydraSlayer82 posted...</cite> <quote>And its also full of antioxidants that help prevent cancer. So which is it? The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies.</quote> When you drink coffee you get caught in a constant cancer non-cancer loop.</quote> Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EnragedSlith 02/01/18 10:22:58 AM #21:	Welp, Im convinced. Lets tax it like cigarettes now, thatll help --- ultimate milf hunter https://i.imgur.com/lCEdce6.gifv https://i.imgur.com/2N1Ezia.gifv https://i.imgur.com/ukJ6sPJ.jpg https://youtu.be/IDYaHvDiTr4 <cite>EnragedSlith posted [p:895240299] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Welp, Im convinced. Lets tax it like cigarettes now, thatll help</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HydraSlayer82 02/01/18 10:22:59 AM #22:	Gheb posted... This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer. This is a running joke at work anytime we get chemicals from Cali. Virtually everything from there is a carcinogen. --- Sigless user <cite>HydraSlayer82 posted [p:895240302] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote>This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer.</quote> This is a running joke at work anytime we get chemicals from Cali. Virtually everything from there is a carcinogen.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 02/01/18 10:23:00 AM #23:	Just about anything we ingest regularly will cause cancer eventually. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 1 (1) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:895240305] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Just about anything we ingest regularly will cause cancer eventually.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 02/01/18 10:25:55 AM #24:	Honestly everything can cause cancer. --- No sig. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:895240441] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Honestly everything can cause cancer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 02/01/18 10:26:19 AM #25:	Cancer causes cancer. Maybe we should ban cancer --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:895240461] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Cancer causes cancer. Maybe we should ban cancer</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LightHawKnight 02/01/18 10:27:20 AM #27:	HydraSlayer82 posted... Gheb posted... This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer. This is a running joke at work anytime we get chemicals from Cali. Virtually everything from there is a carcinogen. Chemicals? The computers we get at my work all have the stupid warning. --- The Official Odin of the Shin Megami Tensei IV board. "You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me." <cite>LightHawKnight posted [p:895240509] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>HydraSlayer82 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote>This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer.</quote> This is a running joke at work anytime we get chemicals from Cali. Virtually everything from there is a carcinogen.</quote> Chemicals? The computers we get at my work all have the stupid warning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 02/01/18 10:27:57 AM #28:	CA puts that label on balsamic vinegar --- http://i.imgur.com/MS5SvzN.gif https://i.imgur.com/ahQpG57.jpg <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:895240537] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>CA puts that label on balsamic vinegar</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
COVxy 02/01/18 10:28:55 AM #29:	Hey guys, i left earlier, but the strangest thing happened, I'm literally smelling some delicious coffee coming from this topic... Godnorgosh posted... Coffeebeanz posted... Shit sorry guys It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board. Oh, oh damn... --- =E[(x-E[x])(y-E[y])] <cite>COVxy posted [p:895240585] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Hey guys, i left earlier, but the strangest thing happened, I'm literally smelling some delicious coffee coming from this topic... <cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>Shit sorry guys</quote> It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board.</quote> Oh, oh damn...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Great Muta 22 02/01/18 10:34:41 AM #30:	Oh well. I'll take the chance --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXezjbuzh14 <cite>The Great Muta 22 posted [p:895240829] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Oh well. I'll take the chance</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gheb 02/01/18 10:36:54 AM #31:	HydraSlayer82 posted... Gheb posted... This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer. This is a running joke at work anytime we get chemicals from Cali. Virtually everything from there is a carcinogen. I remember the first time I visited California and there was a sign by our family's hotel door that said "Warning: This room contains chemicals that studies have shown may cause cancer". This freaked everyone out until the hotel clerk just explained they use bleach to clean the bathroom. --- S** I have to stop doing that," Gheb said, as he lay back down and died again.* - Forgotten Love Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl <cite>Gheb posted [p:895240933] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>HydraSlayer82 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote>This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer.</quote> This is a running joke at work anytime we get chemicals from Cali. Virtually everything from there is a carcinogen.</quote> I remember the first time I visited California and there was a sign by our family's hotel door that said "Warning: This room contains chemicals that studies have shown may cause cancer". This freaked everyone out until the hotel clerk just explained they use bleach to clean the bathroom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HydraSlayer82 02/01/18 11:44:02 AM #32:	Gheb posted... HydraSlayer82 posted... Gheb posted... This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer. This is a running joke at work anytime we get chemicals from Cali. Virtually everything from there is a carcinogen. I remember the first time I visited California and there was a sign by our family's hotel door that said "Warning: This room contains chemicals that studies have shown may cause cancer". This freaked everyone out until the hotel clerk just explained they use bleach to clean the bathroom. Lmfao --- Sigless user <cite>HydraSlayer82 posted [p:895244641] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HydraSlayer82 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Gheb posted...</cite> <quote>This has more to do with California's really low thresholds for reporting potentially cancerous chemicals than it does with coffee actually causing cancer.</quote> This is a running joke at work anytime we get chemicals from Cali. Virtually everything from there is a carcinogen.</quote> I remember the first time I visited California and there was a sign by our family's hotel door that said "Warning: This room contains chemicals that studies have shown may cause cancer". This freaked everyone out until the hotel clerk just explained they use bleach to clean the bathroom.</quote> Lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SageHarpuia 02/01/18 11:46:32 AM #33:	As many people as there are that drink coffee, I have to question the accuracy of this study. --- "You will pay dearly for your futile resistance!" <cite>SageHarpuia posted [p:895244793] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>As many people as there are that drink coffee, I have to question the accuracy of this study.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 02/01/18 11:49:45 AM #34:	HydraSlayer82 posted... The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies. Mostly because neither they nor the general public understand science. --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera http://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:895244996] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>HydraSlayer82 posted...</cite> <quote>The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies.</quote> Mostly because neither they nor the general public understand science.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YOUHAVENOHOPE 02/01/18 11:52:07 AM #35:	BLAKUboy posted... HydraSlayer82 posted... The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies. Mostly because neither they nor the general public understand science. no, everything has to be presented as new and shocking fear drives people to consume more media and talk about it media tells you what to think about not what to think --- http://i.imgur.com/kpXTakw.gif http://i.imgur.com/Pto3yPa.jpg http://media.giphy.com/media/NBVBnHv8bV13q/giphy.gif <cite>YOUHAVENOHOPE posted [p:895245141] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>BLAKUboy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HydraSlayer82 posted...</cite> <quote>The media is funny when it comes to reporting scientific studies.</quote> Mostly because neither they nor the general public understand science.</quote> no, everything has to be presented as new and shocking fear drives people to consume more media and talk about it media tells you what to think about not what to think</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 02/01/18 11:52:59 AM #36:	Godnorgosh posted... Coffeebeanz posted... Shit sorry guys It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board. Damn. This is like Inception roasting. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:895245180] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>Shit sorry guys</quote> It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board.</quote> Damn. This is like Inception roasting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Coffeebeanz 02/01/18 1:03:24 PM #37:	CapnMuffin posted... Godnorgosh posted... Coffeebeanz posted... Shit sorry guys It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board. Damn. This is like Inception roasting. Not my fault this is the closest he'll ever get to grinding --- Physician [Internal Medicine] <cite>Coffeebeanz posted [p:895249382] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>Shit sorry guys</quote> It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board.</quote> Damn. This is like Inception roasting.</quote> Not my fault this is the closest he'll ever get to grinding</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak 02/01/18 1:06:09 PM #38:	But will it kill me? --- DezCaughtIt AKA freakofnature30 Brockhampton makes me *saturate* <cite>DezDroppedFreak posted [p:895249545] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>But will it kill me?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89 02/01/18 1:06:49 PM #39:	Everything causes cancer according to the news. It's like a meme. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:895249579] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote>Everything causes cancer according to the news. It's like a meme.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Soviet_Poland 02/01/18 2:30:26 PM #40:	Coffeebeanz posted... CapnMuffin posted... Godnorgosh posted... Coffeebeanz posted... Shit sorry guys It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board. Damn. This is like Inception roasting. Not my fault this is the closest he'll ever get to grinding Can we get some Silvadene dressings for Godnorgosh? --- "He has two neurons held together by a spirochete." <cite>Soviet_Poland posted [p:895254858] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>Shit sorry guys</quote> It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board.</quote> Damn. This is like Inception roasting.</quote> Not my fault this is the closest he'll ever get to grinding</quote> Can we get some Silvadene dressings for Godnorgosh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HighOnSolar 02/01/18 2:33:04 PM #41:	Soviet_Poland posted... CapnMuffin posted... When you drink coffee you get caught in a constant cancer non-cancer loop. Schrdinger's espresso lol --- Surf <cite>HighOnSolar posted [p:895255051] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>Soviet_Poland posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote>When you drink coffee you get caught in a constant cancer non-cancer loop.</quote> Schrdinger's espresso</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
armandro 02/01/18 2:37:13 PM #42:	CapnMuffin posted... Godnorgosh posted... Coffeebeanz posted... Shit sorry guys It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board. Damn. This is like Inception roasting. dude that shit is funny cant even make a joke without getting roasted --- http://i.imgur.com/sKghEcP.gif 8 October, 2023 <cite>armandro posted [p:895255345] in CNN confir... [t:76269248]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Godnorgosh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Coffeebeanz posted...</cite> <quote>Shit sorry guys</quote> It's too late for us. You've already been roasted too many times on this board.</quote> Damn. This is like Inception roasting.</quote> dude that shit is funny cant even make a joke without getting roasted</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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