Current Events > Why my conservative, rightist neighbors aren't speaking to me anymore

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byrone
01/31/18 8:15:25 PM
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I recently asked my neighbors little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, are conservative righties, were standing there, so I asked her, If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?

She replied, Id give food and houses to all the homeless people.

Her parents beamed with pride.

Wowwhat a worthy goal, I told her. But you dont have to wait until youre President to do that! You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and Ill pay you $50. Then Ill take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house.

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, Why doesnt the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?

I said, Welcome to Liberalism.

Her parents still arent speaking to me.
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Ganon19
01/31/18 8:17:12 PM
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grown men who talk to little children longer than 5 secs are fucking weird. there i said it.
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weapon_d00d816
01/31/18 8:18:30 PM
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As opposed to conservative leftists
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JoeyFNK
01/31/18 8:35:37 PM
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Ganon19 posted...
grown men who talk to little children longer than 5 secs are fucking weird.

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byrone
01/31/18 8:36:35 PM
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JoeyFNK posted...
Ganon19 posted...
grown men who talk to little children longer than 5 secs are fucking weird.

Words from a dimly lit basement
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gbpxl
01/31/18 8:39:17 PM
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how is that liberalism?
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The Admiral
01/31/18 8:40:06 PM
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This gets re-pasted every month, guys.
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LordRazziel
01/31/18 8:40:36 PM
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This is copypasta.
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tremain07
01/31/18 8:41:14 PM
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gbpxl posted...
how is that liberalism?

It's stupid as all hell and helps no one other than some arrogant fool inflate their ego?
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JoeyFNK
01/31/18 8:41:31 PM
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The Admiral posted...
This gets re-pasted every month, guys.

Ive been away for a long time. I didnt know.
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Zodd3224
01/31/18 8:41:48 PM
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What if the homeless guy is a war vet paralyzed from the neck down?
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LordRazziel
01/31/18 8:43:27 PM
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tremain07 posted...
gbpxl posted...
how is that liberalism?

It's stupid as all hell and helps no one other than some arrogant fool inflate their ego?

What you said has nothing to do with liberalism or conservativism.
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byrone
01/31/18 8:45:59 PM
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The Admiral posted...
- The Sadmiral
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tremain07
01/31/18 8:51:42 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
tremain07 posted...
gbpxl posted...
how is that liberalism?

It's stupid as all hell and helps no one other than some arrogant fool inflate their ego?

What you said has nothing to do with liberalism or conservativism.

Yes it does, it's every idiot who spouts off political bullshit every waking hour on the hour. They don't care about anything other than smug faces and reactions, politics needs to die a bloody and violent death before it kills us all.
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byrone
01/31/18 8:52:51 PM
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tremain07 posted...
LordRazziel posted...
tremain07 posted...
gbpxl posted...
how is that liberalism?

It's stupid as all hell and helps no one other than some arrogant fool inflate their ego?

What you said has nothing to do with liberalism or conservativism.

Yes it does, it's every idiot who spouts off political bullshit every waking hour on the hour. They don't care about anything other than smug faces and reactions, politics needs to die a bloody and violent death before it kills us all.

Now That's What I Call Edgy Vol. 69
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LordRazziel
01/31/18 9:00:10 PM
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tremain07 posted...
LordRazziel posted...
tremain07 posted...
gbpxl posted...
how is that liberalism?

It's stupid as all hell and helps no one other than some arrogant fool inflate their ego?

What you said has nothing to do with liberalism or conservativism.

Yes it does, it's every idiot who spouts off political bullshit every waking hour on the hour. They don't care about anything other than smug faces and reactions, politics needs to die a bloody and violent death before it kills us all.

Seems like a pretty smug to say thing to say and intended to provoke a reaction, while lacking substance...
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byrone
01/31/18 9:21:57 PM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
byrone posted...
The Admiral posted...
- The Sadmiral

If The Admiral was from Russia, he'd be The Vladmiral

When The Admiral goes home to his wife and her son he's The "Dad"miral
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