Current Events > ITT: Brag about yourself CE

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Instead of humblebragging when the opportunity arises, just do flat out bragging here

I'll get things started: I have 10 baller af Dark Souls 3 characters and I love dem all. Your turn
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no
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5'7" king of the manlets
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Darkman124 posted...

No but I will give you info about Oroborous

Oh wow thx
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I have done a solo Unknown run of Tales of the Abyss.
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I am the most guy here
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I am legit cool
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I got the Preemptive Powerhouse Achievement in Trails in the Sky and I have large boobs.

I also got the Hardcore Achievement in New Vegas legit.
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Turtlebread posted...

I am the most guy here

he is quite guy
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I have larger boobs
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I got all of the 24 gear pieces for the last global event in The Division
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I have Excalibur Prime
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I beat everything in F-Zero GX, minus ghost times, but plus the AX cup on Master difficulty.
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l Dudeboy l posted...

I beat everything in F-Zero GX, minus ghost times, but plus the AX cup on Master difficulty.

Me too :D
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Balrog0 posted...

5'7" king of the manlets

The shaquille o'neal of manlets!!!!!!!
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Vindris_SNH posted...

l Dudeboy l posted...

I beat everything in F-Zero GX, minus ghost times, but plus the AX cup on Master difficulty.

Me too :D

^5!
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It's 11 inches on a warm/hot day, 10 inches on a cold day
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I play the piano.

I make music:
https://soundcloud.com/yaventrance/yaven-the-luminous-deep-original-mix

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILkJVDLjL0w

I make very good first impressions IRL, I get along with everyone, and I'm generally known as the hilarious dude who likes to have fun.

And this is my wife:



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Worked my own way through college, through the police academy, got onto a drug task force in record time, and I'm strangely good at Madden.

Also, Vindris, congratulations.
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Good score on your wife she's super pretty you lucky dog!
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I made a roast beef sandwich this morning for lunch. Get on my level
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I have 3386 karma.
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@Vindris_SNH

You lucky man you
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I can beat up your dad.
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I have more money than I need, I make more money than I need, I have a great family, a loving girlfriend, two puppers, a nice apartment filled with expensive crap, a great education, undeserved innate intelligence, an excellent credit rating, also I'm six feet tall and my penis is average.

I feel like I already completed life and I have no meaning. If I died it wouldn't matter, and I don't have any real goal to work towards.

I have the best looking spouse and I have a well above average member.
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i do fedora tricks
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I'm handsome, funny, and have a big dick. I also have above average intelligence and probably get laid more than anyone on CE
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goldenBoi45 posted...

I'm handsome, funny, and have a big dick. I also have above average intelligence and probably get laid more than anyone on CE

sure you do
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I found a dollar worth of coins
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I have objectively the best, most varied and intelligent taste in music on this board
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I am tall enough to ride all the rides.
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Two_Dee posted...

I have objectively the best, most varied and intelligent taste in music on this board

soycore is not music
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DrizztLink posted...

I am tall enough to ride all the rides.

I'm closing this topic now
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I have my own business. I sit around and play my 2DS a lot. Im a lazy prick
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One of my bosses brought in a bunch of girl scout cookies. GG
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Hairy-man posted...

Vindris_SNH

You lucky man you

This always annoys me.... suggests something fell into his lap and he had no influence, which is generally never the case.

Surprised he hasn't been shit talked and has people doubting him.

But yeah.. also surprised there's less people with 160 IQ, 10/10 gf's and dicks down to their knees.

That said,

I'm scientifically considered jacked, have a better physique than just about everyone else walking around town and 90% of the male population

Would get more ass than a toilet seat if I lowered my standards.

Semi pro athlete

All emblems/unlocked Green Hill Zone on Sonic Adventure 2.

Castlevania AoS personal speedrun time of 23mins.

I'm pretty good at SSBM... used to place well (top 10) at tourneys then I took a haitus and my state got gud =/

Plus more I can't remember. Oh yeah, also hung down to my knee.
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EdgeMaster posted...

Hairy-man posted...

Vindris_SNH

You lucky man you

This always annoys me.... suggests something fell into his lap and he had no influence, which is generally never the case.

Surprised he hasn't been shit talked and has people doubting him.

But yeah.. also surprised there's less people with 160 IQ, 10/10 gf's and dicks down to their knees.

That said,

I'm scientifically considered jacked, have a better physique than just about everyone else walking around town and 90% of the male population

Would get more ass than a toilet seat if I lowered my standards.

Semi pro athlete

All emblems/unlocked Green Hill Zone on Sonic Adventure 2.

Castlevania AoS personal speedrun time of 23mins.

I'm pretty good at SSBM... used to place well (top 10) at tourneys then I took a haitus and my state got gud =/

Plus more I can't remember. Oh yeah, also hung down to my knee.

Settle down champ
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EdgeMaster posted...

But yeah.. also surprised there's less people with 160 IQ, 10/10 gf's and dicks down to their knees.

That said,

I'm scientifically considered jacked, have a better physique than just about everyone else walking around town and 90% of the male population

Would get more ass than a toilet seat if I lowered my standards.

Semi pro athlete

All emblems/unlocked Green Hill Zone on Sonic Adventure 2.

Castlevania AoS personal speedrun time of 23mins.

I'm pretty good at SSBM... used to place well (top 10) at tourneys then I took a haitus and my state got gud =/

Plus more I can't remember. Oh yeah, also hung down to my knee.

you lucky man you
i have my doubts though
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I'm like. . . really, really good at Sorry!.
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Turtlebread posted...

Two_Dee posted...

I have objectively the best, most varied and intelligent taste in music on this board

soycore is not music

Haha maybe ill take ur opinings seriously when u figure out what reverb is
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He's posted his pic before. Dude is ripped.
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I am 99th percentile height, ~95th percentile intelligence (normally scored 90th to 97th percentile on standardized tests), 93rd percentile income, in school I always won the presidential fitness test making me >85th percentile in all those athletic categories, and with a conservative estimate 85th percentile wealth.

suck it nerds.

I still hate myself though.
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KILBOTz posted...

I am 99th percentile height, ~95th percentile intelligence (normally scored 90th to 97th percentile on standardized tests), 93rd percentile income, in school I always won the presidential fitness test making me >85th percentile in all those athletic categories, and with a conservative estimate 85th percentile wealth.

suck it nerds.

I still hate myself though.

Nah man youre beautiful
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i have u as my friend and I love Lisa so much
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I have awesome hair. And my 2017 W2s are triple the amount of my 2014 W2s. No one supported me or believed I could do it.

I'm really good looking and pretty smart. Like I'm not a rocket scientist but I've always tested in the top 5% whether that be standardized tests in highschool or IQ on in life, I've always been smart enough where pretty much everything is easy to me but I don't feel im so smart that I'd be obligated to do something important.

Other than that I'm also very charming and have always been a natural salesman. That was aided by working as a waiter and bartender for a decade and a half where I learned how to charm people and basically just be liked within minutes of meeting you. Again, being really good looking and having the confidence that comes with those good looks certainly helped. I also learned how to read people very well which has made me a pretty decent poker player.

So I took those skills into the world of sales, started out as a car salesman which I excelled at almost immediately, like I do with most things. After a couple years of that I moved onto working as a sales rep for a pretty major company. I won't tell you which one but I'll say that we sell bread lol. Not quite as interesting as cars, nor not nearly as fun, but the money and benefits we're too good to pass up and the future in this company is exciting.
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I speak three languages, two of which are considered difficult to learn. One is my mother tongue, the other I learned and use in daily life.
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I'll just brag about meaningless game shit

I beat MGS2 on Euro Extreme
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