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TheCurseX2
01/27/18 3:54:14 AM
#1:


NOT Hot:

Protruding belly
Gracious lovehandles
Whale arms
Chin fat
Neck fat
Bloated face
Fat thighs
Saggy tits

NOT Hot, Skinny edition:

Bird nose
Beady eyes
Spider legs
B cup beta
A cup loli
Level 90 lbs skeleton
Excessive rib cage exposure/sternum

Universally NOT hot:

Thin hair/scalp
Red lipstick
Fake lashes
Pug nose
Man jaw
Crooked teeth
Slouch
Can't wear heels
Pears

HOT:

Level 110 lbs fair maidens
Level 120-130 lbs Amazon sexcats
C cup champions
Gorgeous, luxurious hair
Fit
Symmetrical face
Toned body/midriff
Upper cheekbones
Almond eyes
Hourglass shape

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Fam_Fam
01/27/18 3:55:40 AM
#2:


or maybe you could let people like whatever they like and mind your business
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Fam_Fam
01/27/18 3:56:45 AM
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also this is kind of topic that shows that CE is more sexist than racist
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TheCurseX2
01/27/18 4:00:54 AM
#4:


My topic, my rules. Beat it, kid.
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I4NRulez
01/27/18 4:02:33 AM
#5:


TheCurseX2 posted...
Fat thighs


Wrongo
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0AbsoluteZero0
01/27/18 4:02:41 AM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
My topic, my rules. Beat it, kid.

Flopic*
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TheBiggerWiggle
01/27/18 4:11:06 AM
#7:


This is a really stupid topic.
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Capital_Tenant
01/27/18 4:16:09 AM
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
TheCurseX2 posted...
My topic, my rules. Beat it, kid.

Flopic*

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TheCurseX2
01/27/18 4:25:33 AM
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A lotta sponge loverz.
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FreshOverlord
01/27/18 4:26:21 AM
#10:


TheCurseX2 posted...
C cup


lol
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The_Freecs
01/27/18 4:32:09 AM
#11:


Slightly crooked teeth can look cute on asian girls.
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josifrees
01/27/18 4:59:45 AM
#12:


Yay my wife is hot
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HeyPuff
01/27/18 5:01:35 AM
#13:


You really put time and effort into this lol
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_Goggalor_
01/27/18 5:04:44 AM
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TC is spot on. What, do you guys have ugly GF's or something? It's alright, I used to date a couple of uglies.
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The23rdMagus
01/27/18 5:10:17 AM
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This confuses me on so many levels.
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Newhopes
01/27/18 5:12:07 AM
#16:


Old saying beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Thrillwell
01/27/18 5:21:39 AM
#17:


I remember back before I had sex with a girl, I'd make lists like this too.

Once you get laid TC, you'll enjoy all her little flaws.
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P4wn4g3
01/27/18 5:43:21 AM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
B cup beta
A cup loli

These are dumb.

TheCurseX2 posted...
Can't wear heels

The fuck? Only if you're in feudal China.

TheCurseX2 posted...
Almond eyes

Uh, this is poor criteria.

Most of that other stuff is very subjective, but I guess I mostly agree.
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SoundNetwork
01/27/18 6:44:04 AM
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what's wrong with red lipstick? most girls i know wear red lipstick you turbovirgin
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unlosing_ranger
01/27/18 6:59:21 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
or maybe you could let people like whatever they like and mind your business


You must be new, that isn't how GameFAQs works.
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HypnoCoosh
01/27/18 7:01:50 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
also this is kind of topic that shows that CE is more sexist than racist


Thank god finally someone else get it.
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_Goggalor_
01/27/18 7:19:06 AM
#22:


Thrillwell posted...
I remember back before I had sex with a girl, I'd make lists like this too.

Once you get laid TC, you'll enjoy all her little flaws.


Lolol. No, and I've been with 5 women.
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EliteGuard99
01/27/18 9:12:06 AM
#23:


TC could have saved time with this TLDR:

What TC thinks is Hot: supermodels

What TC thinks is not Hot: everyday women you will actually meet.
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weapon_d00d816
01/27/18 10:01:15 AM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
Toned body/midriff

I can't be the only one who finds that shit gross.
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joestarrr
01/27/18 11:10:09 AM
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EliteGuard99 posted...
TC could have saved time with this TLDR:

What TC thinks is Hot: supermodels

What TC thinks is not Hot: everyday women you will actually meet.

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GiftedACIII
01/27/18 11:18:38 AM
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Fam_Fam posted...
also this is kind of topic that shows that CE is more sexist than racist

TC frequently gets purged for misogynistic topics and being anti-lgbt
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_Goggalor_
01/27/18 12:03:24 PM
#28:


Fat is the new normal.
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TheCurseX2
01/27/18 3:12:47 PM
#29:


Bump for awareness.
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Muffinz0rz
01/27/18 3:15:08 PM
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J8G70kk .
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MarqueeSeries
01/27/18 3:16:35 PM
#31:


Have some attention tc
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TheCurseX2
01/27/18 5:40:20 PM
#32:


Was in a coffee shop not even an hour ago and I see this guy coming in, he's not a bad looking guy in all fairness. Decent height, good hair, decent fashion, really awful facial hair but this makes sense considering he comes walking in with a total 3/10er. She's overweight, has a fat face with a pixie haircut that has dyed pink highlights, she's wearing those really obnoxious black rimmed sunglasses and has the most cacophonous voice.

Suffice to say, I got up once they sat near me and I shot them the most dirty look. I made sure that guy saw my disapproving head shake. I made damn sure.
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