Current Events > Barney da Dinosaur is giving massages dat lead to orgasms now

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5410204/barney-the-dinosaur-actor-tantric-sex-therapist/

Living da life
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i thought this was gonna be about a Barney toy.
like the Harry Potter riding broomstick that vibrates
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I love you
You love me
I can make you squeal with glee

Skye Reynolds posted...

I love you
You love me
I can make you squeal with glee

I choked on my pizza reading this.
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When you go down on a woman (orally), it should be just like youre saying grace, like blessing the food youre about to receive."

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I didn't know Barney was black
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King Rial posted...

When you go down on a woman (orally), it should be just like youre saying grace, like blessing the food youre about to receive."

I dont think Ive ever done it right. Everyone talks about eating, but I never chew or rip off any bits. Im so amateur. Must be why my gf only wants to bang :(((

Guy who dresses up as purple dinosaur for kids show turns out to be a sexual deviant.

Shocking.
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Gamenamebully posted...

Skye Reynolds posted...

I love you
You love me
I can make you squeal with glee

I choked on my pizza reading this.

:)

I love yoou
You love mee
Condoms block the en-er-gy
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When you go down on a woman (orally), it should be just like youre saying grace, like blessing the food youre about to receive."

Now imagine that in Barney's voice
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I don't under stand why this is a story. Dude stopped playing Barney almost 20 years ago
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eston posted...

I don't under stand why this is a story. Dude stopped playing Barney almost 20 years ago

Literally The Sun
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Skye Reynolds posted...

I love you
You love me
I can make you squeal with glee

I lost. All my sides are belong to you now.
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