Current Events > Yo, what's the deal with Jameel?

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@Turbam
It's been awhile since you updated us about our boy, Jameel. What's he been up to? We all dying to know. Be sure to leave out as much detail about your life as you can, we only care about our boy.
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I was at the arcade yesterday with my boy, Adnan Janan.
As we were patrolling the ticket booth I looked over and you'll never guess what crossed my eye.
A beautiful maiden playing on a pinball machine.
Adnan looked at me and with a hearty chuckle he said "go and do your thang, Turbam", I nodded at Adnan and made my move.
As I approached her I could see the beads of sweat begin to form on her brow, she began rustling herself, no doubt she was begging to become moist.
"Howdy honey" I said to her with a smile, I looked back at Adan, and with a smile and a nod he left the scene.
"H-h-h-hi" she managed to stammer out.
"There's no need to be so flustered, doll" I said as I reached into my pocket and pulled out a token.
I inserted the token into the pinball machine and whispered sweetly into her ear "Lets play"
"o-o-ok" she managed to get out, she bent over the pinball machine, and presented to me in that pose that you often see in cuck porn.
I began to unbuckle my buckles and that's when I heard it.
"OH, HEY TURBAM!"
That suave voice could only belong to one man.

Jameel!

That no good mother fucker!

I tried to have my way with the stuttering NEET girl, but it was too late Jameel was already headed over.
"w-w-what are you waiting for?" she stammered, she glanced back to make sure that I was still there and unfortunately she got a solid look at Jameel.
She wiggled away from me, tore Jameel's clothes off and had rough intercourse with him right then and there.

As I stood there watching what should have been my prize please Jameel, I wondered where I went wrong, and out of the corner of my eye I saw him. Jameel's right hand man, Big Bobby. Big Bobby was on his cell phone and I could hear him say "Haha! Don't worry Adnan, I'll make sure the money is in the usual spot." That dick Adnan sold me out!

As the smelly NEET girl hopped up and down on Jameel's dick, my father looked at me with disgust and told me that he had never been more disappointed in me.
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lol
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:V
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Mods cracking down on Jameel posting
This gimmick is over, you'll see no more Jameel posting from me :V
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Maaaaaaaaaaaaaan. That sucks.
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Turbam posted...

Mods cracking down on Jameel posting
This gimmick is over, you'll see no more Jameel posting from me :V

Awww man. Death of a legend.

What was post 2
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Mist_Turnips posted...

Turbam posted...

Mods cracking down on Jameel posting
This gimmick is over, you'll see no more Jameel posting from me :V

Awww man. Death of a legend.

What was post 2

My very last Jameel story, I'll pm it to you
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Jameel's story isn't over >:V
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@Turbam posted...

My very last Jameel story, I'll pm it to you

Total likes PMs as well, if you catch me drift.
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That was beautiful. Full of a new threat and betrayal.
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

Jameel's story isn't over >:V

His saga is over. Jameel didn't have a long life, but his time is up.

King Rial posted...

@Turbam posted...

My very last Jameel story, I'll pm it to you

Total likes PMs as well, if you catch me drift.

I don't catch your drift at all

Mist_Turnips posted...

That was beautiful. Full of a new threat and betrayal.

I'm glad that Jameel at least got to go out on a high note
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