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MFBKBass5
01/21/18 11:42:00 PM
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Invited the girl Ive been seeing for a few weeks over to my place for the first time tonight.

But my god damn dog is SO terribly behaved that the girl left. My dog kept jumping on her, attacking her, and it was awful. Then I tried to put my dog in her crate and she went ballistic...barking at the top of her lungs and shaking the whole crate so I couldnt leave her in there either.

So damn pissed at my dog. Pretty sure we were gonna bone tonight. Damn it.
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Skye Reynolds
01/21/18 11:42:45 PM
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alpha bitch getting rid of a rival female
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ProtoManSPx
01/21/18 11:46:50 PM
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Attack how?
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Turbam
01/21/18 11:48:04 PM
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Play with your dog
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PlsGodDontBanMe
01/21/18 11:48:31 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
alpha bitch getting rid of a rival female

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voldothegr8
01/21/18 11:49:36 PM
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She could smell the STDs
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OwlRammer
01/21/18 11:49:55 PM
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MFBKBass5
01/21/18 11:51:53 PM
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ProtoManSPx posted...
Attack how?


Well. Licking. Jumping on. Trying to play bite. My dog is like 50 pounds though. And when a person is sitting on the couch, she POUNCES and tries to climb over them. Ends up scratching and biting because shes just too excited of another person.

Any advice on how to get her to not be like this anymore? Its ****ing awful.
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MFBKBass5
01/22/18 11:44:21 PM
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AsianFury2020
01/22/18 11:47:18 PM
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Lies. No girl came to his place.
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KingArthur3D
01/22/18 11:48:28 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Invited the girl Ive been seeing for a few weeks over to my place for the first time tonight.

But my god damn dog is SO terribly behaved that the girl left. My dog kept jumping on her, attacking her, and it was awful. Then I tried to put my dog in her crate and she went ballistic...barking at the top of her lungs and shaking the whole crate so I couldnt leave her in there either.

So damn pissed at my dog. Pretty sure we were gonna bone tonight. Damn it.

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I4NRulez
01/22/18 11:49:34 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Invited the girl Ive been seeing for a few weeks over to my place for the first time tonight.

But my god damn dog is SO terribly behaved that the girl left. My dog kept jumping on her, attacking her, and it was awful. Then I tried to put my dog in her crate and she went ballistic...barking at the top of her lungs and shaking the whole crate so I couldnt leave her in there either.

So damn pissed at my dog. Pretty sure we were gonna bone tonight. Damn it.


my dog did that as a puppy. All i would do is take my dog for a walk and have the girl join me. Worked like a charm
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HashtagTartarus
01/22/18 11:49:50 PM
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kingdrake2
01/22/18 11:59:25 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Turbam posted...
Play with your dog


or walk it a good distance, my dog gets a bit too crazy if i don't give it a long walk at least once a day (i enjoy them alot) some good bonding time.
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MFBKBass5
01/23/18 2:33:39 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Turbam posted...
Play with your dog


I do play with her a lot and give her lots of walks....
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Lil_Bit83
01/23/18 2:38:50 PM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Attack how?


Well. Licking. Jumping on. Trying to play bite. My dog is like 50 pounds though. And when a person is sitting on the couch, she POUNCES and tries to climb over them. Ends up scratching and biting because shes just too excited of another person.

Any advice on how to get her to not be like this anymore? Its ****ing awful.


Yeah. Training. Sometimes there are dog training classes being offered by animal charities or places like PetSmart and PetCo.

Until then, bump your knee gently into her chest and say No Jumping, or Down until she gets it.
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sktgamer_13dude
01/23/18 2:40:57 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Attack how?


Well. Licking. Jumping on. Trying to play bite. My dog is like 50 pounds though. And when a person is sitting on the couch, she POUNCES and tries to climb over them. Ends up scratching and biting because shes just too excited of another person.

Any advice on how to get her to not be like this anymore? Its ****ing awful.


Yeah. Training. Sometimes there are dog training classes being offered by animal charities or places like PetSmart and PetCo.

You mean PetsMart?
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Lil_Bit83
01/23/18 2:41:32 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Attack how?


Well. Licking. Jumping on. Trying to play bite. My dog is like 50 pounds though. And when a person is sitting on the couch, she POUNCES and tries to climb over them. Ends up scratching and biting because shes just too excited of another person.

Any advice on how to get her to not be like this anymore? Its ****ing awful.


Yeah. Training. Sometimes there are dog training classes being offered by animal charities or places like PetSmart and PetCo.

You mean PetsMart?


Yup.
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sktgamer_13dude
01/23/18 2:42:41 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Attack how?


Well. Licking. Jumping on. Trying to play bite. My dog is like 50 pounds though. And when a person is sitting on the couch, she POUNCES and tries to climb over them. Ends up scratching and biting because shes just too excited of another person.

Any advice on how to get her to not be like this anymore? Its ****ing awful.


Yeah. Training. Sometimes there are dog training classes being offered by animal charities or places like PetSmart and PetCo.

You mean PetsMart?


Yup.

Dammit, I wanted to start an argument about is it PetsMart or PetSmart!?!?!

Way to ruin it ;(
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Lost_All_Senses
01/23/18 2:52:40 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Attack how?


Well. Licking. Jumping on. Trying to play bite. My dog is like 50 pounds though. And when a person is sitting on the couch, she POUNCES and tries to climb over them. Ends up scratching and biting because shes just too excited of another person.

Any advice on how to get her to not be like this anymore? Its ****ing awful.


Yeah. Training. Sometimes there are dog training classes being offered by animal charities or places like PetSmart and PetCo.

You mean PetsMart?


Yup.

Dammit, I wanted to start an argument about is it PetsMart or PetSmart!?!?!

Way to ruin it ;(


I always thought PetSmart but no one ever challenged it and made me think.
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The_Doge
01/23/18 3:35:57 PM
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Ex-Kefiroth posted...
@The_Doge explain yourself!

Wanted to play
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Lil_Bit83
01/23/18 3:49:57 PM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...
sktgamer_13dude posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
ProtoManSPx posted...
Attack how?


Well. Licking. Jumping on. Trying to play bite. My dog is like 50 pounds though. And when a person is sitting on the couch, she POUNCES and tries to climb over them. Ends up scratching and biting because shes just too excited of another person.

Any advice on how to get her to not be like this anymore? Its ****ing awful.


Yeah. Training. Sometimes there are dog training classes being offered by animal charities or places like PetSmart and PetCo.

You mean PetsMart?


Yup.

Dammit, I wanted to start an argument about is it PetsMart or PetSmart!?!?!

Way to ruin it ;(


Lol. Sorry. I always thought it was PetSmart because it was supposed to be the Smart place to shop for your pets.
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MrBobGray
01/23/18 3:52:30 PM
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Knee her in the chest. Hard.
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Hairy-man
01/23/18 3:54:05 PM
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The dog was later destroyed
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kingdrake2
01/23/18 6:59:13 PM
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MrBobGray posted...
Knee her in the chest. Hard.


i had to hear a dog scream after getting corrected with a hand. caused me to become worried for it.

i don't advocate doing this punishment in any shape or form :(.
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Smashingpmkns
01/23/18 7:00:32 PM
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Sounds like your dog is pretty misbehaved. Ever think about training her?
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MFBKBass5
01/25/18 1:00:06 AM
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Ok fine, one pic. Shes on the left:

https://imgur.com/a/TzsTJ
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Offworlder1
01/25/18 1:04:39 AM
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Seems like she needs training, and you need to play woth her to tire her out or walk her.

Perhaps you should make sure your dog is happy before you invite a woman over to bang.
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Sir_gmon
01/25/18 1:45:40 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Ok fine, one pic. Shes on the left:

https://imgur.com/a/TzsTJ

ok now how about a picture of the girl
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legendarylemur
01/25/18 2:01:11 AM
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Haha I get that joke
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Paper_Okami
01/25/18 2:15:19 AM
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pics of dog
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MFBKBass5
01/25/18 10:46:23 PM
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Sir_gmon posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Ok fine, one pic. Shes on the left:

https://imgur.com/a/TzsTJ

ok now how about a picture of the girl


What? I dont get it
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The_Freecs
01/25/18 10:48:45 PM
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Time to put it down
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josifrees
01/25/18 10:49:39 PM
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I thought we were getting picture of dog

Also train your damn dog
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Omnislasher
01/25/18 10:49:57 PM
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The dog was later destroyed.
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MFBKBass5
01/26/18 6:43:45 PM
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Wait Im confused. Is she not attractive?
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masticatingman
01/26/18 6:49:47 PM
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Do you seriously not have an extra room for the dog to chill in?

You could always take it to one of those pet hotels. Or a friend thats a dog lover willing to help a buddy out.
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MFBKBass5
01/26/18 7:04:10 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Do you seriously not have an extra room for the dog to chill in?

You could always take it to one of those pet hotels. Or a friend thats a dog lover willing to help a buddy out.


Put her in another room and she barked as loud as possible and wouldnt give up.
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Roxborough4Ever
01/27/18 6:16:07 AM
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if i was that girl, im not coming back...i can tolerate dogs, but i cant tolerate an attention starved dog...im out
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MFBKBass5
01/27/18 8:24:32 AM
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Roxborough4Ever posted...
if i was that girl, im not coming back...i can tolerate dogs, but i cant tolerate an attention starved dog...im out

Lol shes still super into me so I guess it didnt matter to her all that much
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MFBKBass5
01/28/18 5:08:51 AM
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Well. Asked her out tonight. She said yes. Then we banged :)
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cjsdowg
01/28/18 5:11:48 AM
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If this did happen, that is your own fault. You owe it to your dog to train her.
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Ryven
01/28/18 5:13:52 AM
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MFBKBass5 posted...
Sir_gmon posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Ok fine, one pic. Shes on the left:

https://imgur.com/a/TzsTJ

ok now how about a picture of the girl


What? I dont get it


Theyre just ribbing you. She's hella cute.
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MFBKBass5
01/28/18 5:20:18 AM
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Ryven posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Sir_gmon posted...
MFBKBass5 posted...
Ok fine, one pic. Shes on the left:

https://imgur.com/a/TzsTJ

ok now how about a picture of the girl


What? I dont get it


Theyre just ribbing you. She's hella cute.


Good :3
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MFBKBass5
01/28/18 9:23:10 AM
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Is it that bad?
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