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gafemaqs 01/21/18 8:52:31 PM #1:	Does that mean Yoda's a virgin. <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:894528534] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Does that mean Yoda's a virgin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/21/18 9:20:04 PM #2:	And qui gon ginn? <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:894530375] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>And qui gon ginn?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 01/21/18 9:21:21 PM #3:	They are basically monks, so yes. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:894530464] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>They are basically monks, so yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kkTheKiller42 01/21/18 9:22:33 PM #4:	They follow a religion in which they are not supposed to drink or have relations of any kind, even family. So yes. --- http://tinyurl.com/3zfs5vb http://tinyurl.com/br9bdeu http://i.imgur.com/6re4mWM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o0b0x9O.jpg <cite>kkTheKiller42 posted [p:894530551] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>They follow a religion in which they are not supposed to drink or have relations of any kind, even family. So yes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/21/18 9:23:58 PM #5:	Ok but what about obi wan. That guy's definitely got some tang <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:894530656] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Ok but what about obi wan. That guy's definitely got some tang</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 01/21/18 9:24:51 PM #6:	He lived alone in a desert for years. --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:894530731] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>He lived alone in a desert for years.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
D-Lo_BrownTown 01/21/18 9:25:30 PM #7:	IIRC George Lucas said they didn't have to be celibate, but most of them were because it was easier to not have attachments that way. <cite>D-Lo_BrownTown posted [p:894530769] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>IIRC George Lucas said they didn't have to be celibate, but most of them were because it was easier to not have attachments that way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Prestoff 01/21/18 9:26:32 PM #8:	D-Lo_BrownTown posted... IIRC George Lucas said they didn't have to be celibate, but most of them were because it was easier to not have attachments that way. Makes sense, even though George Lucas is the worst. --- It's what all true warriors strive for! <cite>Prestoff posted [p:894530841] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>D-Lo_BrownTown posted...</cite> <quote>IIRC George Lucas said they didn't have to be celibate, but most of them were because it was easier to not have attachments that way.</quote> Makes sense, even though George Lucas is the worst.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kkTheKiller42 01/21/18 9:26:55 PM #9:	I remember something too where they can have relationships but it had to be kept secret. That's why Anakin was screwing padme. --- http://tinyurl.com/3zfs5vb http://tinyurl.com/br9bdeu http://i.imgur.com/6re4mWM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o0b0x9O.jpg <cite>kkTheKiller42 posted [p:894530865] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>I remember something too where they can have relationships but it had to be kept secret. That's why Anakin was screwing padme.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kelystic 01/21/18 9:27:33 PM #10:	LordFarquad1312 posted... He lived alone in a desert for years. must've scored some hot tusken raiders --- http://i.imgur.com/xNf1K9h.jpg <cite>Kelystic posted [p:894530914] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>LordFarquad1312 posted...</cite> <quote>He lived alone in a desert for years.</quote> must've scored some hot tusken raiders</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
D-Lo_BrownTown 01/21/18 9:27:37 PM #11:	Prestoff posted... Makes sense, even though George Lucas is the worst. Yeah, I mean, it's whatever now that Disney owns it but unless they've established some new rule that is the best answer we have I think. <cite>D-Lo_BrownTown posted [p:894530922] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Prestoff posted...</cite> <quote> Makes sense, even though George Lucas is the worst.</quote> Yeah, I mean, it's whatever now that Disney owns it but unless they've established some new rule that is the best answer we have I think.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/21/18 9:27:47 PM #12:	Hmm. Ok then. Luke Skywalker? We see Leia willingly kiss/come on to him twice. They even look pretty cozy at the end of Empire. Surely Luke has come home from a long star war looking for the good stuff? <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:894530933] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Hmm. Ok then. Luke Skywalker? We see Leia willingly kiss/come on to him twice. They even look pretty cozy at the end of Empire. Surely Luke has come home from a long star war looking for the good stuff?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 01/21/18 9:27:58 PM #13:	gafemaqs posted... Ok but what about obi wan. That guy's definitely got some tang Banging Jawas --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:894530953] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>gafemaqs posted...</cite> <quote>Ok but what about obi wan. That guy's definitely got some tang</quote> Banging Jawas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
averagejoel 01/21/18 9:29:14 PM #14:	Kelystic posted... LordFarquad1312 posted... He lived alone in a desert for years. must've scored some hot tusken raiders before the Clone Wars he had a thing with a duchess on Mandalore. it's unclear exactly how much of a thing it was though --- peanut butter and dick <cite>averagejoel posted [p:894531050] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Kelystic posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LordFarquad1312 posted...</cite> <quote>He lived alone in a desert for years.</quote> must've scored some hot tusken raiders</quote> before the Clone Wars he had a thing with a duchess on Mandalore. it's unclear exactly how much of a thing it was though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 01/21/18 9:29:40 PM #15:	kkTheKiller42 posted... They follow a religion in which they are not supposed to drink or have relations of any kind, even family. So yes. They're not allowed to love but the teachings don't outright forbid sex. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 0 (1) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:894531076] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>kkTheKiller42 posted...</cite> <quote>They follow a religion in which they are not supposed to drink or have relations of any kind, even family. So yes.</quote> They're not allowed to love but the teachings don't outright forbid sex.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/21/18 9:31:03 PM #16:	voldothegr8 posted... kkTheKiller42 posted... They follow a religion in which they are not supposed to drink or have relations of any kind, even family. So yes. They're not allowed to love but the teachings don't outright forbid sex. Haven't the Jedi ever heard that sex without love is like love without sex? <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:894531175] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>voldothegr8 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>kkTheKiller42 posted...</cite> <quote>They follow a religion in which they are not supposed to drink or have relations of any kind, even family. So yes.</quote> They're not allowed to love but the teachings don't outright forbid sex.</quote> Haven't the Jedi ever heard that sex without love is like love without sex?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 01/21/18 9:32:58 PM #17:	Do they even reference sex in Star Wars? lol. Why does Jabba like human women in bikinis anyway. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:894531312] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Do they even reference sex in Star Wars? lol. Why does Jabba like human women in bikinis anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kkTheKiller42 01/21/18 9:34:46 PM #18:	Luke was a totally different story because the Jedi order was pretty much gone by the time he became a "Jedi". In some EU stories I believe he established a new Jedi order but allowed relationships of sorts. --- http://tinyurl.com/3zfs5vb http://tinyurl.com/br9bdeu http://i.imgur.com/6re4mWM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o0b0x9O.jpg <cite>kkTheKiller42 posted [p:894531431] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Luke was a totally different story because the Jedi order was pretty much gone by the time he became a "Jedi". In some EU stories I believe he established a new Jedi order but allowed relationships of sorts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoctorVader 01/21/18 9:34:59 PM #19:	Best believe Mace was fucking mad chicks. Yoda was fucking Yaddle. Ki Adi Mundi definitely looked like he got action from Aayla. Kit Fisto is self-explanatory. Obi Wan definitely got some on Tatooine. Luke is probably the only virgin. --- It all just disappears, doesn't it? Everything you are, gone in a moment, like breath on a mirror. - The Doctor <cite>DoctorVader posted [p:894531440] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Best believe Mace was fucking mad chicks. Yoda was fucking Yaddle. Ki Adi Mundi definitely looked like he got action from Aayla. Kit Fisto is self-explanatory. Obi Wan definitely got some on Tatooine. Luke is probably the only virgin.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
D-Lo_BrownTown 01/21/18 9:35:52 PM #20:	DoctorVader posted... Luke is probably the only virgin. Dude, you know Luke was smashing mad rebel puss after blowing up the Death Star. <cite>D-Lo_BrownTown posted [p:894531495] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>DoctorVader posted...</cite> <quote>Luke is probably the only virgin.</quote> Dude, you know Luke was smashing mad rebel puss after blowing up the Death Star.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prince_leo 01/21/18 9:36:27 PM #21:	Darmik posted... Do they even reference sex in Star Wars? lol. Lucas said that kissing is indicative of sex which implies Luke and Leia banged, so maybe he was wrong --- https://imgur.com/uHUvpSH http://error1355.com/ce/prince_leo.html <cite>prince_leo posted [p:894531543] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>Do they even reference sex in Star Wars? lol. </quote> Lucas said that kissing is indicative of sex which implies Luke and Leia banged, so maybe he was wrong</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Freddie_Mercury 01/21/18 9:38:28 PM #22:	Ki-Adi-Mundi fucks --- I'm a sex machine ready to reload... when's sig emoji support thinking face emoji <cite>Freddie_Mercury posted [p:894531681] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Ki-Adi-Mundi fucks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LockeMonster 01/21/18 9:39:04 PM #23:	DoctorVader posted... Kit Fisto is self-explanatory. --- "Scranton is great, but New York is like Scranton on acid. No, on speed. Nah. On steroids." FC: 3282-3258-0224 <cite>LockeMonster posted [p:894531728] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>DoctorVader posted...</cite> <quote>Kit Fisto is self-explanatory.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/21/18 9:40:06 PM #24:	DoctorVader posted... Luke is probably the only virgin. prince_leo posted... Lucas said that kissing is indicative of sex which implies Luke and Leia banged, so maybe he was wrong Lmao at both <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:894531782] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>DoctorVader posted...</cite> <quote>Luke is probably the only virgin.</quote> <cite>prince_leo posted...</cite> <quote>Lucas said that kissing is indicative of sex which implies Luke and Leia banged, so maybe he was wrong</quote> Lmao at both</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 01/21/18 9:41:42 PM #25:	Do you think they deed using the force --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:894531887] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Do you think they deed using the force</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sylph 01/21/18 9:44:13 PM #26:	D-Lo_BrownTown posted... DoctorVader posted... Luke is probably the only virgin. Dude, you know Luke was smashing mad rebel puss after blowing up the Death Star. I don't think you saw the way he cried like a bitch after he had his hand cut off. That is not the cry of a man who has ever had any in his lifetime. --- ZSB: We look so much better in a dress than you. I wouldn't mind being alone if I could stand my own company. <cite>Sylph posted [p:894532025] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>D-Lo_BrownTown posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DoctorVader posted...</cite> <quote>Luke is probably the only virgin.</quote> Dude, you know Luke was smashing mad rebel puss after blowing up the Death Star.</quote> I don't think you saw the way he cried like a bitch after he had his hand cut off. That is not the cry of a man who has ever had any in his lifetime.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 01/21/18 9:44:35 PM #27:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Do you think they deed using the force I heard Force Lightning right before you finish is really intense. --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:894532050] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Do you think they deed using the force</quote> I heard Force Lightning right before you finish is really intense.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 01/21/18 9:45:49 PM #28:	Darmik posted... SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Do you think they deed using the force I heard Force Lightning right before you finish is really intense. UNLIMITED POWAH --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:894532133] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Do you think they deed using the force</quote> I heard Force Lightning right before you finish is really intense.</quote> UNLIMITED POWAH</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 01/21/18 9:48:30 PM #29:	LockeMonster posted... DoctorVader posted... Kit Fisto is self-explanatory. Lmfao --- https://i.imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J.jpg <cite>Touch posted [p:894532319] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>LockeMonster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DoctorVader posted...</cite> <quote>Kit Fisto is self-explanatory.</quote> </quote> Lmfao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 01/21/18 9:49:07 PM #30:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Do you think they deed using the force I hear the bitches LOVE getting force choked --- https://i.imgur.com/Sy3Fd8J.jpg <cite>Touch posted [p:894532356] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Do you think they deed using the force</quote> I hear the bitches LOVE getting force choked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darmik 01/21/18 9:51:35 PM #31:	Can Luke use that Force projection ability to simulate sex with himself? --- Kind Regards, Darmik <cite>Darmik posted [p:894532492] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Can Luke use that Force projection ability to simulate sex with himself?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJ2GrimReaper 01/21/18 9:57:56 PM #32:	Darmik posted... Can Luke use that Force projection ability to simulate sex with himself? Nah he just uses it to milk random aliens --- Big Apple, 3 A.M. http://i.imgur.com/YzjFA85.jpg http://i.imgur.com/CqukfNH.jpg <cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted [p:894532888] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darmik posted...</cite> <quote>Can Luke use that Force projection ability to simulate sex with himself?</quote> Nah he just uses it to milk random aliens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 01/21/18 10:00:37 PM #33:	Touch posted... LockeMonster posted... DoctorVader posted... Kit Fisto is self-explanatory. Lmfao --- https://giant.gfycat.com/ShowyWarmheartedCuscus.gif <cite>Looked gf posted [p:894533049] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>Touch posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LockeMonster posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DoctorVader posted...</cite> <quote>Kit Fisto is self-explanatory.</quote> </quote> Lmfao</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tropicalwood 01/21/18 10:02:47 PM #34:	One of them had a harem and his excuse for the jedi counsel was that his species needed to be knocked up. --- ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya <cite>Tropicalwood posted [p:894533194] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>One of them had a harem and his excuse for the jedi counsel was that his species needed to be knocked up.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/22/18 1:48:25 AM #35:	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... Do you think they deed using the force I would think so. Can they cop a feel using the force? <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:894544356] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJ2GrimReaper posted...</cite> <quote>Do you think they deed using the force</quote> I would think so. Can they cop a feel using the force?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 01/22/18 2:30:26 AM #36:	They can pound all the Twi'lek ass they want, they just aren't allowed to fall in love. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:894545635] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>They can pound all the Twi'lek ass they want, they just aren't allowed to fall in love.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gafemaqs 01/23/18 3:01:35 AM #37:	008Zulu posted... They can pound all the Twi'lek ass they want, they just aren't allowed to fall in love. That seems pretty irresponsible. Bunch of fatherless force-sensitive kids in the galaxy. <cite>gafemaqs posted [p:894617957] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote><cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>They can pound all the Twi'lek ass they want, they just aren't allowed to fall in love.</quote> That seems pretty irresponsible. Bunch of fatherless force-sensitive kids in the galaxy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 01/23/18 3:02:49 AM #38:	Obi wan def. Fucked that mandsalorian martriach in clone wars cartoon --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:894617996] in Are the Je... [t:76228262]...</cite> <quote>Obi wan def. Fucked that mandsalorian martriach in clone wars cartoon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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