Current Events > OfferUp has a new (never used) flesh light for 35 bucks.

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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 7:08:04 PM
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Muffinz0rz
01/21/18 7:08:22 PM
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no

just deed
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Letron_James
01/21/18 7:08:30 PM
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Becareful or else it might rob you

Oakland is a tough town
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lesidesi
01/21/18 7:09:28 PM
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The fact that you had to specify new and never used should be worrisome
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Garioshi
01/21/18 7:09:54 PM
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are fleshlights even worth the price
asking for a friend
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 7:10:51 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
no

just deed

But I want something more.

Letron_James posted...
Becareful or else it might rob you

Oakland is a tough town

They're gonna have to deal with me horny

They won't like me when I'm horny.

lesidesi posted...
The fact that you had to specify new and never used should be worrisome

Well that's what the listing said.
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 7:11:40 PM
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Garioshi posted...
are fleshlights even worth the price
asking for a friend

Idk.

It's 2018 which means I don't have to physically hide my porn anymore.

But I would have to hide that.
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Guy_Fieri
01/21/18 7:12:55 PM
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Your brother is just gonna use it and then break it.
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Renault
01/21/18 7:13:09 PM
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l___ fleshlight
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lww99
01/21/18 7:14:33 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 7:19:29 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
I dunno, I have had some bad experiences with Offerup. Someone that I know had the seller tried to sell a stolen phone to her one time. Another time I had a no show that I waited an hour for that never replied.

That sucks. I've only really used it once and it got a great deal on a wii u from an interracial couple.

Guy_Fieri posted...
Your brother is just gonna use it and then break it.

He'd probably get it sick.

Renault posted...
l___ fleshlight


I'd like to buy a vowel!

O!

lww99 posted...
"never used"

I'm hoping, yeah.
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Muffinz0rz
01/21/18 7:23:51 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
But I want something more.

Deed twice then
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/21/18 7:25:06 PM
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Deed upside down like some spiderman shit
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 7:25:43 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
But I want something more.

Deed twice then

That just feels weird.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
Deed upside down like some spiderman shit

But then it'd get on me
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/21/18 7:27:41 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 7:30:28 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
WOW

I'm not into that man
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WilliamPorygon
01/21/18 7:32:37 PM
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I'd make a suggestion but nobody wants to hear it
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/21/18 7:32:41 PM
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don't spill the cup
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Muffinz0rz
01/21/18 7:34:31 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
That just feels weird.

Deed three times then
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Dark_SilverX
01/21/18 7:36:47 PM
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Buy it right now
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SusanGreenEyes
01/21/18 7:38:06 PM
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Can you get it mailed to you or do you need to pick it up?
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/21/18 7:38:09 PM
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Just pour a bunch of baby oil between the couch cushions and go to town on that bitch!!
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Muffinz0rz
01/21/18 7:38:14 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
Buy it right now

Too late I already snagged it
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 7:38:26 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
I'd make a suggestion but nobody wants to hear it

I would love to hear it as long as it doesn't give me a seizure.

SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
don't spill the cup

That's what I'm worried about.

Muffinz0rz posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
That just feels weird.

Deed three times then

Each time it gets shorter and less

Dark_SilverX posted...
Buy it right now

I don't have that kind of money
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cerealbox760
01/21/18 7:38:37 PM
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use a orange or grapefruit
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 7:39:36 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
Can you get it mailed to you or do you need to pick it up?

I need to meat the guy.

Could you imagine that meeting

KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Just pour a bunch of baby oil between the couch cushions and go to town on that bitch!!

I don't really have a couch.

But good idea

Muffinz0rz posted...
Dark_SilverX posted...
Buy it right now

Too late I already snagged it

I'll fight you for it
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/21/18 7:41:17 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Just pour a bunch of baby oil between the couch cushions and go to town on that bitch!!

*Spanks cushions* Dankkyawww
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Muffinz0rz
01/21/18 7:42:31 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I'll fight you for it

You'll be at a disadvantage because I have one more "never used" fleshlight than you
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King Rial
01/21/18 7:44:13 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
I'd make a suggestion but nobody wants to hear it

Sea creature related?

DocileOrangeCup posted...
I need to meat the guy.

And I thought you didn't go that way. Hmph!
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SusanGreenEyes
01/21/18 7:46:18 PM
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He's the guy who's got to drive around with a doll in the car before you pick it up.
How's he supposed to drive in the carpool lane once you buy it?
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WilliamPorygon
01/21/18 7:49:24 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
I'd make a suggestion but nobody wants to hear it

I would love to hear it as long as it doesn't give me a seizure.


Okay... I got what I have for that price from a site that specializes in that Japanese imports.

King Rial posted...
Sea creature related?

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voldothegr8
01/21/18 7:54:53 PM
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For the longest time I thought all fleshlights were the same until I ran across a link to the fleshlight subreddit. Not only did I learn there were all kinds of models that make you feel different sensations, but there is a bustling, enthusiastic community. It's odd.
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 8:01:29 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Just pour a bunch of baby oil between the couch cushions and go to town on that bitch!!

*Spanks cushions* Dankkyawww

Dicks up

Muffinz0rz posted...
You'll be at a disadvantage because I have one more "never used" fleshlight than you

Dammit no fair

King Rial posted...

And I thought you didn't go that way. Hmph!

Nononono
Not what I meant

SusanGreenEyes posted...
He's the guy who's got to drive around with a doll in the car before you pick it up.
How's he supposed to drive in the carpool lane once you buy it?

It's not a doll lol it's like a giant flash light for your dick.

WilliamPorygon posted...
Okay... I got what I have for that price from a site that specializes in that Japanese imports.

Oooooh sounds nice.

Is it nice

voldothegr8 posted...
For the longest time I thought all fleshlights were the same until I ran across a link to the fleshlight subreddit. Not only did I learn there were all kinds of models that make you feel different sensations, but there is a bustling, enthusiastic community. It's odd.

Yeah man I wanna get into the fleshlight game
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WilliamPorygon
01/21/18 8:08:46 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Oooooh sounds nice.

Is it nice


It's very nice. Mine is definitely kind of a niche thing but they have plenty of more "normal" stuff around the same price too.
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 8:09:48 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Oooooh sounds nice.

Is it nice


It's very nice. Mine is definitely kind of a niche thing but they have plenty of more "normal" stuff around the same price too.

Oh God was Renault right

I mean what do you mean niche
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WilliamPorygon
01/21/18 8:16:41 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
I mean what do you mean niche


King Rial posted...
Sea creature related?

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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 8:19:24 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
I mean what do you mean niche


King Rial posted...
Sea creature related?

https://68.media.tumblr.com/5403415e8f0c64a53f50de30692d4631/tumblr_ouvzhyu3od1u1ljrzo1_500.gif
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Lonestar2000
01/21/18 8:29:04 PM
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Fleshlights aren't very good, Japanese stuff is better.
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 8:35:34 PM
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What's the difference between fleshlights and fresh rights?
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/21/18 8:36:27 PM
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is cup gonna buy a heihachi
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 8:37:00 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
is cup gonna buy a heihachi

Electric wind cock fist
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SSJ2GrimReaper
01/21/18 8:38:30 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
01/22/18 2:09:50 AM
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