Current Events > 10 million dollars or sex with a hot girl with boots of radius of 10^94 meters

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frozenshock
01/21/18 6:09:23 PM
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You only get to choose one!
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Turbam
01/21/18 6:09:41 PM
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Can she be a 2d girl?
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frozenshock
01/21/18 6:09:59 PM
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Turbam posted...
Can she be a 2d girl?


Sure, or even 3d, 4d, or however many d's you like
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Turbam
01/21/18 6:13:42 PM
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frozenshock posted...
Turbam posted...
Can she be a 2d girl?


Sure, or even 3d, 4d, or however many d's you like

woah
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DarkChozoGhost
01/21/18 6:14:50 PM
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frozenshock posted...
however many d's you like

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Kitt
01/21/18 6:14:52 PM
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With that money I can fuck anybody.
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Megaman50100
01/21/18 6:16:41 PM
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boots?
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frozenshock
01/21/18 6:17:50 PM
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DarkChozoGhost posted...
frozenshock posted...
however many d's you like


I meant dimensions but, yeah... >_>
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DeanAuryn
01/21/18 6:17:52 PM
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Money.
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Shotgunnova
01/21/18 6:20:11 PM
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Bestow $10M unto me, comrade.
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DocileOrangeCup
01/21/18 6:21:04 PM
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FreshOverlord
01/21/18 6:22:04 PM
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Big boots.
Which means big feet
Which means big ______
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thronedfire2
01/21/18 6:23:39 PM
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Those are pretty big boots

How fat is she?
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Garioshi
01/21/18 6:24:18 PM
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why do these boots have a radius
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frozenshock
01/21/18 6:58:57 PM
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Garioshi posted...
why do these boots have a radius


Because they're round
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Garioshi
01/21/18 7:08:07 PM
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why are the boots round
also these boots would require more atoms than the universe has so it's kind of a shit idea
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sauceje
01/21/18 7:18:48 PM
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Those boots would make the universe implode, so money please.
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Dustin1280
01/21/18 7:20:03 PM
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10 million regardless of who i get to have sex with as the alternative...
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frozenshock
01/21/18 7:30:17 PM
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Garioshi posted...
why are the boots round


Well I initially meant boobs but I misspelled them boots so I had to retcon the whole idea and make the boots round to cover my typo.
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gguirao
01/23/18 5:07:03 PM
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Money.
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