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7NATOR
01/19/18 10:08:10 PM
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what would you do if Masturbation was made illegal, what would would you do?
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sauceje
01/19/18 10:08:53 PM
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I guess I won't masturbate
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Monkhood
01/19/18 10:09:16 PM
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masturbate, cus how the fuck they gonna enforce that lol
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_BlueMonk
01/19/18 10:09:24 PM
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keep masturbating in secret.
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thronedfire2
01/19/18 10:09:40 PM
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Pitlord_Special
01/19/18 10:09:55 PM
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Become a criminal
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Evolician
01/19/18 10:12:37 PM
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I don't masturbate. I deed like a proper and civilized ceman.
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Thrillwell
01/19/18 10:13:17 PM
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mew4ever
01/19/18 10:16:21 PM
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Never get sexual release then because I sure as hell won't be able to find a partner.
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Solar_Crimson
01/19/18 10:16:26 PM
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7NATOR
01/19/18 10:18:03 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
How would that be enforced?


they watching everywhere
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MorbidFaithless
01/19/18 10:18:43 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
How would that be enforced?

Metal bracelets on every human that can detect masturbatory rhythms and will explode if detected
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DoomSwell
01/19/18 10:40:52 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
How would that be enforced?

Metal bracelets on every human that can detect masturbatory rhythms and will explode if detected

Ive only been about to do it like twice but; I can just flex it to rub up against my boxers til sweet release. Practice makes perfect.
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glitteringfairy
01/19/18 10:59:13 PM
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Evolician posted...
I don't masturbate. I deed like a proper and civilized ceman.

Here here! Y'all could take some lessons from this gentleman.
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