Current Events > Had a doctor feel my penis and balls for the 1st time since I was a kid>_>

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NeonOctopus
01/19/18 2:47:03 PM
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Legit, the last time I had a doc check my junk was when I was like 16 lol

It was a standard check up, which I haven't had in a long time but then it came time to drop trough and man it felt weird to be a grown man and have another grown man feel your schlong >_>

AMA?
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MacadamianNut3
01/19/18 2:47:53 PM
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How long did you stare into his eyes while he was doing it
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nevershine
01/19/18 2:48:28 PM
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You got hard, huh?
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Evolician
01/19/18 2:48:50 PM
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Did you get hard

Did you wink at him

Did you give him a tip
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GameGodOfAll
01/19/18 2:48:58 PM
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How old are you now? Have you not had a check up in between?
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ShinigamiSoul
01/19/18 2:49:40 PM
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Did you get hard or semi? Did he require a semen sample?
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Giant_Aspirin
01/19/18 2:50:55 PM
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would it have been more or less awkward if it was a lady doctor?
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ShinigamiSoul
01/19/18 2:52:52 PM
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What's the status of your pubes? Full bush, trimmed, shaved?
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Hairy-man
01/19/18 2:53:33 PM
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You need to answer the people in the topic. I am really waiting for answers

You so slow!!
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TheGrindery
01/19/18 2:53:53 PM
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What is the meaning of life?
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ShinigamiSoul
01/19/18 2:57:31 PM
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Did he feel you up with his bare hands, or did he use gloves? How warm or cold was his hands?
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obeseexplosive
01/19/18 3:01:46 PM
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Did he take you to dinner at least
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NeonOctopus
01/19/18 3:34:40 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
How long did you stare into his eyes while he was doing it


I stared to the left the whole time lol

nevershine posted...
You got hard, huh?

Evolician posted...
Did you get hard

Did you wink at him

Did you give him a tip


No
Felt like it but no
He got enough of a tip
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SSJGrimReaper
01/19/18 3:55:28 PM
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did he slowly sniff his hand while making direct eye contact with you
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ShinigamiSoul
01/19/18 4:47:02 PM
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TC didn't answer any of the juicy questions. Lame
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Romulox28
01/19/18 4:48:22 PM
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did he wear gloves or did he just dive right in
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DirkDiggles
01/19/18 4:49:41 PM
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Wait....That was the first time someone touched your twig and berries since you were a kid? o_O
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eneskar
01/19/18 4:50:29 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
would it have been more or less awkward if it was a lady doctor?


It is definitely more awkward. Speaking from experience.
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DeanAuryn
01/19/18 4:52:41 PM
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How long did it take the doctor to find it, and how long before he stopped laughing?
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MrPeppers
01/19/18 4:54:38 PM
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What's more awkward?

Female urologist or male ob/gyn?
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NeonOctopus
01/19/18 4:54:48 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
did he wear gloves or did he just dive right in

I ain't getting no hand herpes. I made sure he had his finger condoms on
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NeonOctopus
01/19/18 4:55:34 PM
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eneskar posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
would it have been more or less awkward if it was a lady doctor?


It is definitely more awkward. Speaking from experience.

Nah, I'd be like "Yeaaaaaah! This chick is feeling my balls right now"
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Romulox28
01/19/18 4:55:39 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Romulox28 posted...
did he wear gloves or did he just dive right in

I ain't getting no hand herpes. I made sure he had his finger condoms on

Did you make sure he threw out the gloves, or did you see him stuff them into his work bag to take home for the ol' sniffaroo
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NeonOctopus
01/19/18 4:56:46 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Did you get hard or semi? Did he require a semen sample?

I was flaccid cuz this was my first time with a grown man in almost 10 years. Performance anxiety
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NeonOctopus
01/19/18 4:57:41 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
Romulox28 posted...
did he wear gloves or did he just dive right in

I ain't getting no hand herpes. I made sure he had his finger condoms on

Did you make sure he threw out the gloves, or did you see him stuff them into his work bag to take home for the ol' sniffaroo

I don't mind. Let him get his jollys. If I was a chick and someone had a nude photo of my busty boobs, I'd be flattered lol
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MacadamianNut3
01/19/18 5:58:42 PM
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What are your thoughts about making a porn parody of this with yo boy @drunkmuggle
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NeonOctopus
01/19/18 7:24:55 PM
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MacadamianNut3 posted...
What are your thoughts about making a porn parody of this with yo boy @drunkmuggle

Nah, that's gay. Unless their doctors, I ain't letting a man touch my genitals

Just like what some women would say. HEY-OH!!!!!
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