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DeanAuryn
01/18/18 4:23:17 PM
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Its no longer the in thing to be male and straight.
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yusiko
01/18/18 4:24:57 PM
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i prescribe daily treatment to be taken either rectally or orally
its up to you
i call this treatment steve
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Lost_All_Senses
01/18/18 4:26:59 PM
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*unzips pants*

Take 1 of these once every night before sleep
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DeanAuryn
01/18/18 4:27:41 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
*unzips pants*

Take 1 of these once every night before sleep


How will your unzipped pants help me?
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boxington
01/18/18 4:28:01 PM
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I'm afraid that it's terminal
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s0nicfan
01/18/18 4:28:13 PM
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Pray at the alter of social justice and offer a blood sacrifice.
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FLUFFYGERM
01/18/18 4:28:26 PM
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the best cure for SJWism is to see a professional psychiatrist
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creativerealms
01/18/18 4:29:25 PM
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Sadly it's not a choice. I sure didn't choose to be asexual.
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creativerealms
01/18/18 4:29:52 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
the best cure for SJWism is to see a professional psychiatrist

Or just stop using the term SJW.
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masticatingman
01/18/18 4:32:11 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
Its no longer the in thing to be male and straight.


If you're 100% heterosexual and good looking and good at sex...I think there are plenty of women who will be very happy with this.
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thanosibe
01/18/18 4:32:40 PM
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boxington posted...
I'm afraid that it's terminal
Thank God.
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FLUFFYGERM
01/18/18 4:36:28 PM
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creativerealms posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
the best cure for SJWism is to see a professional psychiatrist

Or just stop using the term SJW.


You offended? Do you need a safe space?
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DeanAuryn
01/18/18 4:37:00 PM
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masticatingman posted...
DeanAuryn posted...
Its no longer the in thing to be male and straight.


If you're 100% heterosexual and good looking and good at sex...I think there are plenty of women who will be very happy with this.


But Im still afflicted by the disease.
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FLUFFYGERM
01/18/18 4:58:59 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
creativerealms posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
the best cure for SJWism is to see a professional psychiatrist

Or just stop using the term SJW.


You offended? Do you need a safe space?


Why are you so abrasive?


If you aren't offended and in need of a safe space, it's not abrasive.
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UncleBourbon33
01/18/18 5:00:13 PM
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Sleep with another man unless you want to be accused of homophobia.
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hollow_shrine
01/18/18 5:01:55 PM
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I'd say it's terminal, but I've fucked enough 'straight' dudes to know it isn't. Personally, I'd stop worrying what other people have to say about your labels, and live your damn life.
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TheGrindery
01/18/18 5:09:49 PM
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16-BITTER posted...
Is meatspin dot com still a thing?

Anyways, watch it until you're cured I guess.

Friends for life through thick and thin with another meatspin!
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Antifar
01/18/18 5:10:40 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
Its no longer the in thing to be male and straight.

What are the negative impacts on you of it not being "in?"
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DeanAuryn
01/18/18 5:11:11 PM
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Now Im just bitter and jealous after visiting that site. Im more determined than ever to find a cure.
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thanosibe
01/18/18 6:01:01 PM
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Antifar posted...
DeanAuryn posted...
Its no longer the in thing to be male and straight.

What are the negative impacts on you of it not being "in?"
I know the positive impact is no dick "in" me.

Get it? IN! Get it?
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DeanAuryn
01/18/18 6:03:08 PM
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thanosibe posted...
Antifar posted...
DeanAuryn posted...
Its no longer the in thing to be male and straight.

What are the negative impacts on you of it not being "in?"
I know the positive impact is no dick "in" me.

Get it? IN! Get it?


Im afraid thats gone over my head. The one at attached to my neck, I mean.
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quinntotheflinn
01/18/18 6:06:21 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
Its no longer the in thing to be male and straight.

Stare at this hottie:

HbruYBl
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chrono625
01/18/18 6:14:54 PM
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Take two dicks and call me in the morning.
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