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daftpunk_mk5 01/16/18 12:03:54 PM #1:	Was sitting down to poop and peed too while I was at it but the stream shot in between the toilet bowl and the lid of the toilet and hit my leg. Son of a bitch... --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:894164223] in Fuck I acc... [t:76208077]...</cite> <quote>Was sitting down to poop and peed too while I was at it but the stream shot in between the toilet bowl and the lid of the toilet and hit my leg. Son of a bitch...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiegoSanchez206 01/16/18 12:04:33 PM #2:	Get a larger dick and that wont happen --- Down goes Ohio State! https://youtu.be/IRqr8X6w6bo <cite>DiegoSanchez206 posted [p:894164259] in Fuck I acc... [t:76208077]...</cite> <quote>Get a larger dick and that wont happen</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 01/16/18 12:05:15 PM #3:	DiegoSanchez206 posted... Get a larger dick and that wont happen False I'm 9 inches --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:894164306] in Fuck I acc... [t:76208077]...</cite> <quote><cite>DiegoSanchez206 posted...</cite> <quote>Get a larger dick and that wont happen</quote> False I'm 9 inches</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MonsterZed 01/16/18 12:05:26 PM #4:	Time for a shower. <cite>MonsterZed posted [p:894164316] in Fuck I acc... [t:76208077]...</cite> <quote>Time for a shower.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 01/16/18 12:07:37 PM #5:	MonsterZed posted... Time for a shower. Eh was about to go to the gym so ill do that first so I don't need to shower twice --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:894164443] in Fuck I acc... [t:76208077]...</cite> <quote><cite>MonsterZed posted...</cite> <quote>Time for a shower.</quote> Eh was about to go to the gym so ill do that first so I don't need to shower twice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather 01/16/18 12:11:50 PM #6:	Not as bad as when you piss at the urinal and some gets on the front of your pants so it looks like you pissed yourself --- One bourbon,one scotch,one beer <cite>YourDrunkFather posted [p:894164658] in Fuck I acc... [t:76208077]...</cite> <quote>Not as bad as when you piss at the urinal and some gets on the front of your pants so it looks like you pissed yourself</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lubmelubyou 01/16/18 12:17:49 PM #7:	daftpunk_mk5 posted... DiegoSanchez206 posted... Get a larger dick and that wont happen False I'm 9 inches Was your 9 inches wedged between the bowl and the lid? How far do you sit back on the seat to poop? Do you find that because you sit so far back you poop on the seat? I don't understand the mechanics based on the facts that have been given. --- My Channel for full playthroughs and other things gaming: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCgb5tra_kTAbVU_Mb4XeuxQ <cite>lubmelubyou posted [p:894164957] in Fuck I acc... [t:76208077]...</cite> <quote><cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DiegoSanchez206 posted...</cite> <quote>Get a larger dick and that wont happen</quote> False I'm 9 inches</quote> Was your 9 inches wedged between the bowl and the lid? How far do you sit back on the seat to poop? Do you find that because you sit so far back you poop on the seat? I don't understand the mechanics based on the facts that have been given.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
daftpunk_mk5 01/16/18 12:23:25 PM #8:	lubmelubyou posted... daftpunk_mk5 posted... DiegoSanchez206 posted... Get a larger dick and that wont happen False I'm 9 inches Was your 9 inches wedged between the bowl and the lid? How far do you sit back on the seat to poop? Do you find that because you sit so far back you poop on the seat? I don't understand the mechanics based on the facts that have been given. I always sit with my back against the lid. --- Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig. <cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted [p:894165292] in Fuck I acc... [t:76208077]...</cite> <quote><cite>lubmelubyou posted...</cite> <quote><cite>daftpunk_mk5 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DiegoSanchez206 posted...</cite> <quote>Get a larger dick and that wont happen</quote> False I'm 9 inches</quote> Was your 9 inches wedged between the bowl and the lid? How far do you sit back on the seat to poop? Do you find that because you sit so far back you poop on the seat? I don't understand the mechanics based on the facts that have been given.</quote> I always sit with my back against the lid.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel 01/16/18 12:23:46 PM #9:	Its just raining --- The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed... Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/ <cite>TheGoldenEel posted [p:894165304] in Fuck I acc... [t:76208077]...</cite> <quote>Its just raining</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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