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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 6:48:59 AM
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ClockworkHare
01/14/18 6:51:20 AM
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of course it's fuckin
those aren't 8 legs

they're dicks
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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 6:51:57 AM
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Darkrobotisback
01/14/18 6:54:36 AM
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Dem subliminal messages though
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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 6:55:22 AM
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Darkrobotisback posted...
Dem subliminal messages though

what
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Dragon239
01/14/18 6:56:25 AM
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St0rmFury
01/14/18 6:56:53 AM
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spider fuckin a printer turned my on
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CarlGrimes
01/14/18 7:00:15 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 7:01:47 AM
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Dragon239 posted...
rip TC

nonononnonoo

St0rmFury posted...
spider fuckin a printer turned my on

huhwhat
CarlGrimes posted...

NO

@dolomedes
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Cheater87
01/14/18 7:14:00 AM
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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 7:15:33 AM
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Garioshi
01/14/18 7:17:23 AM
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ClockworkHare posted...
of course it's fuckin
those aren't 8 legs

they're dicks

spider legs do work the same way dicks do, that's why spider legs curl up when they die
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RoboLaserGandhi
01/14/18 8:52:44 AM
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Light buttons?
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stone
01/14/18 9:02:41 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...

k12cGQX
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DoctorVader
01/14/18 9:40:24 AM
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Tfw your printer always on.
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xXgarchompxX
01/14/18 11:49:01 AM
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Break up with it.
Do not allow YOUR printer to be turned on by spider pornography.

Or maybe it feels like you don't please it enough so it escapes to the pornscape?
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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 5:20:57 PM
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RoboLaserGandhi posted...
Light buttons?

Touch screen

Garioshi posted...
ClockworkHare posted...
of course it's fuckin
those aren't 8 legs

they're dicks

spider legs do work the same way dicks do, that's why spider legs curl up when they die

.... Ew

xXgarchompxX posted...
Break up with it.
Do not allow YOUR printer to be turned on by spider pornography.

Or maybe it feels like you don't please it enough so it escapes to the pornscape?

I never thought of it that way....

DoctorVader posted...
Tfw your printer always on.

Tfw you waste energy
stone posted...
PONG

Nope not cool
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Trigg3rH4ppy
01/14/18 5:26:16 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...

Oh my god that's adorable
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Reis
01/14/18 5:28:27 PM
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nevershine
01/14/18 5:29:04 PM
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Only option is to burn your house down
HsBVoEU
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Dr_Neckbeard
01/14/18 5:29:54 PM
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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
CarlGrimes posted...

Oh my god that's adorable

This.

And I never thought I'd say that about something that involved a spider
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Freddie_Mercury
01/14/18 5:30:18 PM
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he just needs to print his resume help him out bro
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Spidey5
01/14/18 5:30:24 PM
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nevershine
01/14/18 5:32:42 PM
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5mkQfjI
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Kanaya413
01/14/18 5:33:58 PM
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CarlGrimes posted...

CUTE
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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 5:44:44 PM
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Reis posted...
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/012014/1389122551_poking_a_spider_nest.gif

Fuckin trigger warning Jesus Christ
nevershine posted...
Only option is to burn your house down
HsBVoEU

Im okay with that.
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SSJGrimReaper
01/14/18 5:46:08 PM
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a fuckin snake turned my printer on
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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 5:47:45 PM
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Dr_Neckbeard posted...
This

How can this be

Freddie_Mercury posted...
he just needs to print his resume help him out bro

I hope he doesn't get the job

Spidey5 posted...
Print his brethren out.

Oh no don't say that

nevershine posted...
5mkQfjI

You're not going to make me feel sympathy for a crazy lookin printer presser

Kanaya413 posted...
CUTE

Noooooooo
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Shotgunnova
01/14/18 6:05:26 PM
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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 6:09:21 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
xRuB0mQ

I wish all spiders were that hot
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MrBobGray
01/14/18 6:09:48 PM
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ClockworkHare posted...
of course it's fuckin
those aren't 8 legs

they're dicks


A horrible image immediately comes to mind.
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Turbam
01/14/18 6:11:21 PM
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Did it print out some loli smut?
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DocileOrangeCup
01/14/18 6:14:18 PM
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MrBobGray posted...
ClockworkHare posted...
of course it's fuckin
those aren't 8 legs

they're dicks


A horrible image immediately comes to mind.

8 legs.
7 vajanyaz

Maybe more

Turbam posted...
Did it print out some loli smut?

Pfft I wish
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stone
01/14/18 6:14:32 PM
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EDIT: It's a video, might not auto-play

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IronChef_Kirby
01/14/18 6:19:37 PM
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stone
01/14/18 6:20:28 PM
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IronChef_Kirby posted...
Cute spider thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieIeBWulAiQ

D'awww!
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joestarrr
01/14/18 6:21:02 PM
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stone posted...
EDIT: It's a video, might not auto-play


that is so precious oh my godddd
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stone
01/14/18 6:22:19 PM
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joestarrr posted...
stone posted...
EDIT: It's a video, might not auto-play


that is so precious oh my godddd

I know right?!? He obviously likes it! <3
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SSJGrimReaper
01/14/18 6:23:33 PM
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jumping spiders are the only cute ones lol
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nevershine
01/14/18 6:23:56 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vDtOMsexs0

Dawww
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gnomefromnome
01/14/18 6:27:03 PM
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Tv2XrxKAL7pmg
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CarlGrimes
01/14/18 6:27:51 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
jumping spiders are the only cute ones lol

They are also the most badass. They are the only animal that actually lives on Everest.
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MabusIncarnate
01/14/18 6:28:27 PM
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Kills all spiders in this thread with fire
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