Current Events > My wife's dad said if I ever cheat on my wife he will have me beaten up.

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DeanAuryn
01/13/18 4:19:17 PM
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Thats why Im posting this from hospital.
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Offworlder1
01/13/18 4:22:03 PM
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Not being discreet for your loss.
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DoctorVader
01/13/18 4:26:44 PM
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Tell him you got friends in the Triads.
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DeanAuryn
01/13/18 4:28:33 PM
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DoctorVader posted...
Tell him you got friends in the Triads.


Hes got friends in the White House with big red buttons.
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masticatingman
01/13/18 4:34:16 PM
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Arent there studies out there now that show women have a higher chance of cheating in marriages anyway?
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Cryptix
01/13/18 4:54:11 PM
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masticatingman posted...
Arent there studies out there now that show women have a higher chance of cheating in marriages anyway?

Probably. Out of the two girls I dated, one cheated, whereas only one or two of the... 7? guys I've dated have. :P

Edit: Forgot you said marriages but meh.
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kingdrake2
01/13/18 4:56:15 PM
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DeanAuryn posted...
Thats why Im posting this from hospital.


he's royally ****ed if he slips up :(.
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