Poll of the Day > Let's make a cult.

(+) Yeah! (+)

Polytheistic, so we can have multiple gods.

Of course, one of those gods is Phil Swift. We'll need to have some people dress up like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuiWd1LWX1I

And we'll chant the ancient incantations from the video.

I actually fucking own flex tape. It's my most prized possession.

Contribute some other things to worship and some practices.
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