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DezDroppedFreak 01/12/18 7:38:41 PM #1: |
...when she wasn't at all <_<
In Walmart grocery shopping. I'm helping my girlfriend find a thing. We find it. Start leaving the aisle. Some girl like reaches towards my arm and says, "Excuse me. Do you mind reaching to get the minced garlic on the top shelf? I'm too short and you're pretty tall." I get it. She thanks me. We leave. Nbd right? Apparently I'm wrong. My girlfriend starts telling me she was hitting on me and was pissed she had the balls to do that in front of her. I just shrugged it off and said she couldn't reach thing and I could. Then she said some shit it was how she was looking at me and her body language or something. She wasn't like mad at me or anything (we've been dating nearly two years), but she was kind of peeved at the other girl. I don't get it I can't pick up on social cues apparently BlogFAQS --- DezCaughtIt AKA freakofnature30 Brockhampton makes me saturate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 01/12/18 7:41:22 PM #2: |
This kinda happened to me except it was an old ass lady that was like 3ft tall and my girlfriend laughed at me for getting friend zoned by the old lady when I tried to get her digits.
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Coffeebeanz 01/12/18 7:41:46 PM #3: |
Your left and right hands are gonna come to blows soon
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SSJGrimReaper 01/12/18 7:42:04 PM #4: |
freak is sleeping on the couch tonight
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sylverlolol 01/12/18 7:44:49 PM #5: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
Your left and right hands are gonna come to blows soon lmao --- This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SoIidLegacy 01/12/18 7:47:08 PM #6: |
My ex reacted like that too once. Some people just have an affinity to be jealous about other people merely talking to you, especially if they're at least somewhat attractive.
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SSJGrimReaper 01/12/18 7:47:39 PM #7: |
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Jiek_Fafn 01/12/18 7:50:16 PM #9: |
I'm assuming she let her boobs graze your arm while she was having you reach for the item. You just missed out on a threesome because you can't read social cues. I hope you're properly ashamed of yourself.
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ExtremeLuchador 01/12/18 7:52:38 PM #10: |
My ex would freak out if I spoke to any woman at all. She's 38.
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DezDroppedFreak 01/12/18 7:53:26 PM #11: |
Coffeebeanz posted...
Your left and right hands are gonna come to blows soon Solid 8/10 nice one --- DezCaughtIt AKA freakofnature30 Brockhampton makes me saturate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SSJGrimReaper 01/12/18 7:54:58 PM #12: |
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DezDroppedFreak 01/12/18 7:55:55 PM #13: |
leverageblargh posted...
Seems like a primitive reaction from your girlfriend. She was still on that aisle when we left so idk I thought it was harmless --- DezCaughtIt AKA freakofnature30 Brockhampton makes me saturate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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7NATOR 01/12/18 7:56:51 PM #14: |
I think you need to give your Love partner some Peanut Butter, for that Jelly
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lubmelubyou 01/12/18 7:57:49 PM #15: |
I'll give it a year before she has you isolated and house bound.
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Panthera 01/12/18 8:00:10 PM #16: |
Everyone knows that getting something off a shelf is to girls what a blowjob is to guys, you're a cheating monster whose girlfriend deserves better
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DezDroppedFreak 01/12/18 8:00:32 PM #17: |
SSJGrimReaper posted...
#hatebone Remember that girl slammed that door in my face and was passive aggressive to me all semester Good times --- DezCaughtIt AKA freakofnature30 Brockhampton makes me saturate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Axiom 01/12/18 8:00:43 PM #18: |
DezDroppedFreak posted...
leverageblargh posted...Seems like a primitive reaction from your girlfriend. It was. Your girl is just super paranoid and possibly possessive. A girl that would hit on a guy in front of his girlfriend wouldn't resort to something as subtle as asking you to help her ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DezDroppedFreak 01/12/18 8:08:13 PM #20: |
Axiom posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...leverageblargh posted...Seems like a primitive reaction from your girlfriend. She is kind of paranoid but I love her lubmelubyou posted... I'll give it a year before she has you isolated and house bound. Nah pretty much all of my acquaintances/friends right now are girls and she doesn't really care. She'll make a joking jab about a particular one but it's all in fun --- DezCaughtIt AKA freakofnature30 Brockhampton makes me saturate ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 01/12/18 8:08:53 PM #21: |
Chicks, man.
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