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DezDroppedFreak
01/12/18 7:38:41 PM
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...when she wasn't at all <_<

In Walmart grocery shopping. I'm helping my girlfriend find a thing. We find it. Start leaving the aisle. Some girl like reaches towards my arm and says, "Excuse me. Do you mind reaching to get the minced garlic on the top shelf? I'm too short and you're pretty tall."

I get it. She thanks me. We leave.

Nbd right?

Apparently I'm wrong. My girlfriend starts telling me she was hitting on me and was pissed she had the balls to do that in front of her. I just shrugged it off and said she couldn't reach thing and I could. Then she said some shit it was how she was looking at me and her body language or something.

She wasn't like mad at me or anything (we've been dating nearly two years), but she was kind of peeved at the other girl.

I don't get it I can't pick up on social cues apparently

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
01/12/18 7:41:22 PM
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This kinda happened to me except it was an old ass lady that was like 3ft tall and my girlfriend laughed at me for getting friend zoned by the old lady when I tried to get her digits.
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Coffeebeanz
01/12/18 7:41:46 PM
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Your left and right hands are gonna come to blows soon
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SSJGrimReaper
01/12/18 7:42:04 PM
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freak is sleeping on the couch tonight
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sylverlolol
01/12/18 7:44:49 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Your left and right hands are gonna come to blows soon

lmao
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SoIidLegacy
01/12/18 7:47:08 PM
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My ex reacted like that too once. Some people just have an affinity to be jealous about other people merely talking to you, especially if they're at least somewhat attractive.
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SSJGrimReaper
01/12/18 7:47:39 PM
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Jiek_Fafn
01/12/18 7:50:16 PM
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I'm assuming she let her boobs graze your arm while she was having you reach for the item. You just missed out on a threesome because you can't read social cues. I hope you're properly ashamed of yourself.
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ExtremeLuchador
01/12/18 7:52:38 PM
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My ex would freak out if I spoke to any woman at all. She's 38.
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DezDroppedFreak
01/12/18 7:53:26 PM
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Coffeebeanz posted...
Your left and right hands are gonna come to blows soon

Solid 8/10 nice one
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SSJGrimReaper
01/12/18 7:54:58 PM
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DezDroppedFreak
01/12/18 7:55:55 PM
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leverageblargh posted...
Seems like a primitive reaction from your girlfriend.

It makes no sense for some woman to ask you to get the thing and just leave if her intention was to flirt.

She was still on that aisle when we left so idk I thought it was harmless
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7NATOR
01/12/18 7:56:51 PM
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I think you need to give your Love partner some Peanut Butter, for that Jelly
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lubmelubyou
01/12/18 7:57:49 PM
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I'll give it a year before she has you isolated and house bound.
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Panthera
01/12/18 8:00:10 PM
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Everyone knows that getting something off a shelf is to girls what a blowjob is to guys, you're a cheating monster whose girlfriend deserves better

lol
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DezDroppedFreak
01/12/18 8:00:32 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
#hatebone

Remember that girl slammed that door in my face and was passive aggressive to me all semester

Good times
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Axiom
01/12/18 8:00:43 PM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
leverageblargh posted...
Seems like a primitive reaction from your girlfriend.

It makes no sense for some woman to ask you to get the thing and just leave if her intention was to flirt.

She was still on that aisle when we left so idk I thought it was harmless

It was. Your girl is just super paranoid and possibly possessive. A girl that would hit on a guy in front of his girlfriend wouldn't resort to something as subtle as asking you to help her
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DezDroppedFreak
01/12/18 8:08:13 PM
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Axiom posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
leverageblargh posted...
Seems like a primitive reaction from your girlfriend.

It makes no sense for some woman to ask you to get the thing and just leave if her intention was to flirt.

She was still on that aisle when we left so idk I thought it was harmless

It was. Your girl is just super paranoid and possibly possessive. A girl that would hit on a guy in front of his girlfriend wouldn't resort to something as subtle as asking you to help her

She is kind of paranoid but I love her

lubmelubyou posted...
I'll give it a year before she has you isolated and house bound.

Nah pretty much all of my acquaintances/friends right now are girls and she doesn't really care. She'll make a joking jab about a particular one but it's all in fun
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01/12/18 8:08:53 PM
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