Current Events > Woman plans to marry Tetris after breaking up with a calculator called Pierre

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You cant help who you fall in love with.

For 20 year old Noorul Mahjabeen Hassan, who prefers to be known as Fractal Tetris Huracan, thats Tetris, the puzzle game shes been in a relationship with for over a year.

Fractal started her relationship with Tetris back in September 2016, and now spends up to twelve hours a day playing it on websites, her phone, and her Gameboy.

Naturally, it is an intimate relationship. Fractal says she sleeps with Tetris and enjoys a physical relationship with Tetris themed objects, including Tetris hard drives and cushions. Part of the relationship is the satisfaction I get from clearing the lines and clearing them as quickly as possible, explains Fractal. I prefer using a special site called Sprint which is clearing lines as fast as possible. My score is 49.53 seconds.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris. I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get that you know they are the right one.

Fractal plans to get married to Tetris once she graduates, with a commitment ceremony with friends in attendance. I want to say Im married to Tetris and have a legitimate ceremony, says Fractal. I want everybody to be there.

I feel like that would be an official thing which would set it in stone and say I love you and want to prove it to you by making it permanent and calling myself Mrs Tetris. Fractal has decorated her room with all things Tetris.

Fractal identifies as an objectum sexual, meaning shes attracted to physical objects rather than human beings. Shes not alone in this identity others have formed relationships with train stations and chandeliers. Before falling in love with Tetris Fractal was in a relationship with a calculator called Pierre, and says that growing up she never had crushes on humans, only on robots or objects. I had feelings for monorails, iPods, treadmills but then from fifth grade (age 10) onwards that was the first time I had real feelings towards a Garmin GPS, Fractal says. I had no idea why but I would get really shy around GPS or whenever anybody mentioned them, I was obsessed. I would always try and make an excuse to use the GPS in the car and I would try to hold it close. I would do anything to try and touch it and to hear its voice. It made me feel really happy.

Fractal found support in online groups for objectum sexuals after reading about Erika Eiffel, the woman who married and then broke up with the Eiffel Tower.

Naturally, it is an intimate relationship. Fractal says she sleeps with Tetris and enjoys a physical relationship with Tetris themed objects

i hope Pierre is doing alright.

VipaGTS posted...

i hope Pierre is doing alright.

He did not factor in being cockblocked.

VipaGTS posted...

i hope Pierre is doing alright.

He did not factor in being cockblocked.

Their relationship began when Tetris texted her an unsolicited L Block pic, and she was instantly smitten.