Current Events > I might be the 60 year old virgin at this point.

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not__shawn__z posted...

Yea I'm guessing this is a joke account. I've offered to help him two or three times and he keeps avoiding me. I hope it's a joke account, for his sake

not getting pussy is no joke.

Pussy ain't everything it's the only thing.
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Just get an escort, man. You don't have to worry about talking or trying to impress her. Just gotta give her some money and whip your dick out
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These topics never come off as genuine more like topics to pass the time with trolling CE.

If you really need help and act this dumb when given advice your trolling.
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how was I trolling?

Though come on...I just wanna get my tip wet.
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Following others' advice and improving yourself is a good idea but make sure you stick with it even when you fail. I see a lot of people who try to better themselves, fail once, then give up and revert to their old ways. Everyone fails, escpecially with dating and stuff like that. You just have to keep your head up, stick to bettering yourself, and try again later.

Find a fetish website. I'm sure there's a fetish chick out there who wants to bone a short, schizophrenic guy.

I KNOW there's people who want to bone people in wheelchairs. They actually have a name for them, but I forget what it is. There's a fetish for everything.
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If ya still virgin at 50+ and dont mind the other team Ill help u out
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