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Starmieketone 01/06/18 9:07:10 AM #1:	She will walk backwards towards you and then press her bottom against you. Preferably, if you are lying down or sitting, she will press her bottom against your face. Then, she screams "POO POO!" and strains extremely hard to move her bowels. --- One evening, I sat Beauty in my lap. And I found her bitter. And I cursed her. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:893524404] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>She will walk backwards towards you and then press her bottom against you. Preferably, if you are lying down or sitting, she will press her bottom against your face. Then, she screams "POO POO!" and strains extremely hard to move her bowels.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tremain07 01/06/18 9:08:17 AM #3:	shockthemonkey posted... Ewww --- I got nothing <cite>tremain07 posted [p:893524435] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote><cite>shockthemonkey posted...</cite> <quote>Ewww</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 01/06/18 9:08:42 AM #4:	Thankfully, she is still in nappies. --- One evening, I sat Beauty in my lap. And I found her bitter. And I cursed her. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:893524444] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>Thankfully, she is still in nappies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 01/06/18 9:08:57 AM #5:	train your daughter better poo poo is not appropriate for a female --- http://www.imgur.com/oQHLBrx.jpg http://www.imgur.com/ah5IE8D.jpg http://www.imgur.com/USV84z9.jpg http://www.imgur.com/PSjlohO.jpg <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:893524449] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>train your daughter better poo poo is not appropriate for a female</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 01/06/18 9:09:08 AM #6:	I've seen some porn that starts like this. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:893524454] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>I've seen some porn that starts like this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 01/06/18 9:09:25 AM #7:	What, pray tell, would be appropriate? --- One evening, I sat Beauty in my lap. And I found her bitter. And I cursed her. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:893524461] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>What, pray tell, would be appropriate?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Choco 01/06/18 9:09:50 AM #8:	that's ho- Starmieketone posted... Thankfully, she is still in nappies. oh --- http://error1355.com/ce/Choco.html <cite>Choco posted [p:893524472] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>that's ho- <cite>Starmieketone posted...</cite> <quote>Thankfully, she is still in nappies.</quote>oh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 01/06/18 9:10:07 AM #9:	lifting the pinkie when sipping the tea --- http://www.imgur.com/oQHLBrx.jpg http://www.imgur.com/ah5IE8D.jpg http://www.imgur.com/USV84z9.jpg http://www.imgur.com/PSjlohO.jpg <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:893524476] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>lifting the pinkie when sipping the tea</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Starmieketone 01/06/18 9:22:24 AM #10:	My daughter does not drink tea. Occasionally, she will drink juice. --- One evening, I sat Beauty in my lap. And I found her bitter. And I cursed her. <cite>Starmieketone posted [p:893524792] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>My daughter does not drink tea. Occasionally, she will drink juice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 01/06/18 9:33:21 AM #11:	Yikes. My daughter squats privately under the dinner table and grunts for 5 minutes like a normal(?) toddler. --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:893525117] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>Yikes. My daughter squats privately under the dinner table and grunts for 5 minutes like a normal(?) toddler.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
josifrees 01/06/18 9:35:00 AM #12:	My daughter goes goo goo gaa gaa --- Quit Crying <cite>josifrees posted [p:893525174] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>My daughter goes goo goo gaa gaa</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HydroCannabinol 01/06/18 11:05:22 AM #13:	Dude you need to raise your daughter better instead of shit posting here. --- Steam ID: Mind_Explosion I thought I chose very easy, not brand new to the game. - CheesyPhil on SC2 <cite>HydroCannabinol posted [p:893528061] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>Dude you need to raise your daughter better instead of shit posting here.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apolloooo 01/06/18 11:06:45 AM #14:	HydroCannabinol posted... Dude you need to raise your daughter better instead of shit posting here. --- http://i.imgtc.com/iJyp6bF.png http://i.imgtc.com/ZBw36Qh.png Thanks for the peeps that made the pics <3 if i make typos it means i am on phone <cite>apolloooo posted [p:893528133] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote><cite>HydroCannabinol posted...</cite> <quote>Dude you need to raise your daughter better instead of shit posting here.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 01/06/18 11:07:16 AM #15:	You should probably try to address this before she thinks it's cool to poop on faces --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:893528160] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>You should probably try to address this before she thinks it's cool to poop on faces</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 01/06/18 11:07:41 AM #16:	stone posted... I've seen some porn that starts like this. You watch porn w kids? Fuckin gross dude --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 \| 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:893528173] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>I've seen some porn that starts like this.</quote> You watch porn w kids? Fuckin gross dude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 01/06/18 11:09:42 AM #17:	Starmieketone posted... My daughter does not drink tea. Occasionally, she will drink juice. What an uncultured child you have. You should trade her in for a better one. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:893528251] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote><cite>Starmieketone posted...</cite> <quote>My daughter does not drink tea. Occasionally, she will drink juice.</quote> What an uncultured child you have. You should trade her in for a better one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Perascamin 01/06/18 11:12:52 AM #18:	Calling the dcs rn tbh Lmfao hahahahahaha --- I've grown. <cite>Perascamin posted [p:893528405] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>Calling the dcs rn tbh Lmfao hahahahahaha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 01/06/18 1:17:36 PM #19:	Lordgold666 posted... stone posted... I've seen some porn that starts like this. You watch porn w kids? Fuckin gross dude Original post didn't mention the daughter's age and the clarification came 30 seconds before my post, so.. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:893533961] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lordgold666 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>stone posted...</cite> <quote>I've seen some porn that starts like this.</quote> You watch porn w kids? Fuckin gross dude</quote> Original post didn't mention the daughter's age and the clarification came 30 seconds before my post, so..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeanAuryn 01/06/18 1:30:19 PM #20:	What a disgusting family. --- I love beautiful women. <cite>DeanAuryn posted [p:893534619] in My daughte... [t:76173567]...</cite> <quote>What a disgusting family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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