Current Events > If I were homeless, I just waltz into fast food stores and grab unclaimed food

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einegutePerson
01/06/18 2:13:16 AM
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Why don't more of them do this

**I'd just waltz
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teepan95
01/06/18 2:14:28 AM
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How? Root through the bins?
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kislev
01/06/18 2:15:03 AM
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Thats enough CE for today
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einegutePerson
01/06/18 2:16:42 AM
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no like
you know how sometimes people order shit then go to the bathroom
and their food comes out while they're in the bathroom or something
or they're not paying attention to the order number
so the food just sits on the counter for a few minutes

take those, when you're homeless
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Dash_Harber
01/06/18 2:18:03 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
no like
you know how sometimes people order shit then go to the bathroom
and their food comes out while they're in the bathroom or something
or they're not paying attention to the order number
so the food just sits on the counter for a few minutes

take those, when you're homeless


Yes, and then you'd get arrested for literally stealing, likely on camera.
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einegutePerson
01/06/18 2:18:39 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
einegutePerson posted...
no like
you know how sometimes people order shit then go to the bathroom
and their food comes out while they're in the bathroom or something
or they're not paying attention to the order number
so the food just sits on the counter for a few minutes

take those, when you're homeless


Yes, and then you'd get arrested for literally stealing, likely on camera.

im homeless
that's a roof over my head and free food
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Dash_Harber
01/06/18 2:19:48 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
einegutePerson posted...
no like
you know how sometimes people order shit then go to the bathroom
and their food comes out while they're in the bathroom or something
or they're not paying attention to the order number
so the food just sits on the counter for a few minutes

take those, when you're homeless


Yes, and then you'd get arrested for literally stealing, likely on camera.

im homeless
that's a roof over my head and free food


So your advice is to arrest all the homeless?
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SK8T3R215
01/06/18 2:21:16 AM
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I would do this in a crowded Starbucks there's usually some drinks sitting there
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kingdrake2
01/06/18 2:22:08 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
einegutePerson posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
einegutePerson posted...
no like
you know how sometimes people order shit then go to the bathroom
and their food comes out while they're in the bathroom or something
or they're not paying attention to the order number
so the food just sits on the counter for a few minutes

take those, when you're homeless


Yes, and then you'd get arrested for literally stealing, likely on camera.

im homeless
that's a roof over my head and free food


So your advice is to arrest all the homeless?


i saw cops patrolling the town looking for homeless, looking to bust them :(. i got stopped by the cops a few times within a week span (other people got stopped too for no reason).
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Muffinz0rz
01/06/18 2:22:38 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
einegutePerson posted...
no like
you know how sometimes people order shit then go to the bathroom
and their food comes out while they're in the bathroom or something
or they're not paying attention to the order number
so the food just sits on the counter for a few minutes

take those, when you're homeless


Yes, and then you'd get arrested for literally stealing, likely on camera.

im homeless
that's a roof over my head and free food

Aside from the weird specifications, I think that's the best way to go about being homeless.

Steal from grocery store. Don't get caught? Free food. Get caught? (repeatedly) Eventually go to jail for food and a roof!
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einegutePerson
01/06/18 2:25:07 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
einegutePerson posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
einegutePerson posted...
no like
you know how sometimes people order shit then go to the bathroom
and their food comes out while they're in the bathroom or something
or they're not paying attention to the order number
so the food just sits on the counter for a few minutes

take those, when you're homeless


Yes, and then you'd get arrested for literally stealing, likely on camera.

im homeless
that's a roof over my head and free food


So your advice is to arrest all the homeless?

No, obviously the best way to move forward with the homeless is to identify what is causing the homelessness and create a preventative measure for that. There's a lot of social infrastructure that has to be in place before we can end homelessness.

but for the homeless person, prison or jail is a godsend. Yes, you have to deal with unpleasant people but how different is that from your group of gangly homeless dudes

only now you're warm and out of the elements, with free food and a cot
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Fam_Fam
01/06/18 2:29:15 AM
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einegutePerson posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
einegutePerson posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
einegutePerson posted...
no like
you know how sometimes people order shit then go to the bathroom
and their food comes out while they're in the bathroom or something
or they're not paying attention to the order number
so the food just sits on the counter for a few minutes

take those, when you're homeless


Yes, and then you'd get arrested for literally stealing, likely on camera.

im homeless
that's a roof over my head and free food


So your advice is to arrest all the homeless?

No, obviously the best way to move forward with the homeless is to identify what is causing the homelessness and create a preventative measure for that. There's a lot of social infrastructure that has to be in place before we can end homelessness.

but for the homeless person, prison or jail is a godsend. Yes, you have to deal with unpleasant people but how different is that from your group of gangly homeless dudes

only now you're warm and out of the elements, with free food and a cot


this is why they get out, and can't get jobs, and then remain homeless, not helping society at all.
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