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iClockwork
01/05/18 3:09:43 AM
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at the end of Episode IV? He played a pivotal part in rescuing Leia AND destroying the deathstar

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Chicken
01/05/18 3:11:35 AM
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Because theyre racist.
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obeseexplosive
01/05/18 3:11:54 AM
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Furry lives matter
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3khc
01/05/18 3:12:26 AM
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Why didn't Chewbacca get a hug in Episode VII? He played a pivotal part in Han's life AND knew Leia longer than Rey..
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Kelystic
01/05/18 3:12:38 AM
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Obviously for white humans only.
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Verdekal
01/05/18 3:13:43 AM
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It's probably hidden under the fur.
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Bad_Mojo
01/05/18 3:13:47 AM
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iClockwork
01/05/18 3:14:05 AM
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3khc posted...
Why didn't Chewbacca get a hug in Episode VII? He played a pivotal part in Han's life AND knew Leia longer than Rey..

Yeah wtf Chewbacca was helping out Yoda back during the fucking clone wars and he gets no fucking respect.

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Shotgunnova
01/05/18 3:14:46 AM
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He did get one. It was delicious.


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Chicken
01/05/18 3:14:48 AM
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Besides, knowing how much Leia gets around, Im sure Chewy got a proper thankyou later on.
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iClockwork
01/05/18 3:16:33 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
He did get one. It was delicious.

Why would he eat his medal?
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Bad_Mojo
01/05/18 3:20:34 AM
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iClockwork posted...
Shotgunnova posted...
He did get one. It was delicious.

Why would he eat his medal?


Um, look at him
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Paragon21XX
01/05/18 3:22:25 AM
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It's apparently against Wookie culture to receive medals or something along those lines, but was later retconned to say he did accept one at the behest of Solo in a separate ceremony where Leia stood on a table to be able to put it on him.
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008Zulu
01/05/18 4:47:32 AM
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iClockwork posted...

Why would he eat his medal?


He thought it was chocolate. Why else was it wrapped in foil?
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PrettyBoyFloyd
01/05/18 4:53:48 AM
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Chewbacca was just a co-pilot.
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iClockwork
01/05/18 4:57:45 AM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Chewbacca was just a co-pilot.

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