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How old were you then and what made it so terrible? Myself, I can't even remember most of my birthdays.

not sure but one time as a kid I had friends over and we were having hot dogs. i ended up vacuuming the butt of the hot dog down my throat without chewing it. I slammed my chest over and over till it shot out and hit my friend in the face. I don't think it was the worst birthday or anything, looking back it was actually pretty cool. I just remembered it just now
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My dad started screaming at my mom because my cake had my name spelled wrong. I yelled at him and he slapped me in the face. I think I was 18 or 19.

I can't even think of a birthday that was good, other than maybe getting sex. They're all either terrible or not memorable.
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Wife having a miscarriage. I was 24
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The one where I got grounded for being upset because nobody wanted to eat where I wanted even though they asked.

I have a birthday!?!
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Literally my birthday. I touched my mom in places no son should.
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When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come to my house for all the kids... and... I got a really bad rash from the pony, and all the kids got to ride the pony and I had to go inside, and my mother was rubbing cream on me... for probably three hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out the pony was already in the truck. And around the corner. So that was my worst birthday.
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I was on some zans and I don't really remember much but I left back to my apt quick with my presents and didn't eat any of the food or really talk to my family much, just kinda showed up and left in an hour lol

Not really my worst just I felt bad the next day
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I think i was like 7, i was playing mario kart and remember seeing my parents bringing home pizza for my birthday. I remember My mom looking sooo happy bringing it to the door and probably thinking i would love this gift but she was wrong. I acted like an ungrateful spoiled brat for dose few minutes until i went back to play mario kart and realized what a dumbass i was lol

I still hate myself for doing dat doe tbh
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My 17th. Nobody in my family remembered.
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I havent really had a bad birthday. Probably my eleventh was the worst, but most of 2000 and the first half of 2001 were horrible years for me.
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

I think i was like 7, i was playing mario kart and remember seeing my parents bringing home pizza for my birthday. I remember My mom looking sooo happy bringing it to the door and probably thinking i would love this gift but she was wrong. I acted like an ungrateful spoiled brat for dose few minutes until i went back to play mario kart and realized what a dumbass i was lol

I still hate myself for doing dat doe tbh

Damn they had Mario Kart back in 1970?

Vegy isn't an old man confirmed
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Caution999 posted...

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

I think i was like 7, i was playing mario kart and remember seeing my parents bringing home pizza for my birthday. I remember My mom looking sooo happy bringing it to the door and probably thinking i would love this gift but she was wrong. I acted like an ungrateful spoiled brat for dose few minutes until i went back to play mario kart and realized what a dumbass i was lol

I still hate myself for doing dat doe tbh

Damn they had Mario Kart back in 1970?

Vegy isn't an old man confirmed

I wondered where my time-travel platform shoes went.
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Caution999 posted...

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

I think i was like 7, i was playing mario kart and remember seeing my parents bringing home pizza for my birthday. I remember My mom looking sooo happy bringing it to the door and probably thinking i would love this gift but she was wrong. I acted like an ungrateful spoiled brat for dose few minutes until i went back to play mario kart and realized what a dumbass i was lol

I still hate myself for doing dat doe tbh

Damn they had Mario Kart back in 1970?

Vegy isn't an old man confirmed

omg the vegy lore is a lie
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Eh, it's not really a big deal. My family only celebrates birthdays by buying dinner from a fast food place chosen by the one having the birthday. Several times on my birthday, I was ignored in favor of eating at a place my brother liked instead. It was just annoying how they always favored him over me so much.
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I'm pretty sure my birthday is jynxed to be bad so I just stopped celebrating when I turned 17.
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My 23rd birthday was pretty bad, I had a decent breakfast but then on my way to work I got hit by a drunk tiger who was speeding on the sidewalk and died. That was kind of unpleasant I have to say.
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