Current Events > godammit ew, I had sex with a female in my dream

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FF_Redux
01/04/18 6:14:04 AM
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Pastryarchy
01/04/18 6:23:17 AM
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It was that dream where you had sex with a female version of yourself, wasn't it?
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ssj3vegeta_
01/04/18 6:26:40 AM
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Zodd3224
01/04/18 6:29:34 AM
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How vivid could it be if you have never put your D in a V?
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ChromaticAngel
01/04/18 6:35:34 AM
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Zodd3224 posted...
How vivid could it be if you have never put your D in a V?

He's read high quality descriptions from cemen.
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Southernfatman
01/04/18 6:37:08 AM
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A dream made me realize I liked men too so maybe you're realizing your bi deep down inside. I was disgusted at first too, but slowly I started accepting myself
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NonDairyMiltank
01/04/18 6:38:13 AM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
How vivid could it be if you have never put your D in a V?

He's read high quality descriptions from cemen.

oh no
he thinks it's like sticking his weenie in a jar of peanut butter..?
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JlM
01/04/18 7:21:13 AM
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lmao what a fucking hetero. Why don't you go sex a vagina, you flaming fucking hetero.
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ehhwhatever
01/04/18 7:37:42 AM
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Human touch is a kindness you should appreciate whether metaphorically or literal. I got some too last night.
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FF_Redux
01/04/18 4:37:50 PM
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Zurkon posted...
Im sorry but that means youre straight now. Ill go ahead and take your gay card.


noes!

Pastryarchy posted...
It was that dream where you had sex with a female version of yourself, wasn't it?


No...she was like older and kinda bossy

ssj3vegeta_ posted...
You crave da V


ugh no ew

Zodd3224 posted...
How vivid could it be if you have never put your D in a V?


I guess it's a warmer more slippery butt?

ehhwhatever posted...
Human touch is a kindness you should appreciate whether metaphorically or literal. I got some too last night.


This was too graphic
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9I
01/04/18 4:38:53 PM
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Was it someone you know?? It's life calling you back!!
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MC_BatCommander
01/04/18 4:39:03 PM
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why are you so disgusted by it?
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yusiko
01/04/18 4:39:36 PM
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That happened to me once
In the dream I had sex with the main character from the xenosaga trilogy

Shion uzuki
Though it was a three some with her and Allen with me in the middle

I just accepted I'm a tiny bit hetero for Shion
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thanosibe
01/04/18 4:40:08 PM
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You sound almost as surprised/disgusted as I was when my 14 year old son asked me what a rimjob was when we were playing GoW last night.
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FF_Redux
01/04/18 4:43:03 PM
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9I posted...
Was it someone you know?? It's life calling you back!!


Nope

MC_BatCommander posted...
why are you so disgusted by it?


I did oral, also at so point blood came from there I think she was on her period or something...ughh

thanosibe posted...
You sound almost as surprised/disgusted as I was when my 14 year old son asked me what a rimjob was when we were playing GoW last night.


haha
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legendarylemur
01/04/18 4:49:07 PM
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I have no dreams. It's just a big black void and all I have to wake up to is life
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thanosibe
01/04/18 4:59:32 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
haha
You laugh at my pain. :-(
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 5:02:41 PM
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I've been having those dreams since I was 13, what's the big deal?
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FF_Redux
01/04/18 5:07:14 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
I've been having those dreams since I was 13, what's the big deal?

I'm gay
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SageHarpuia
01/04/18 5:09:12 PM
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Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something
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FF_Redux
01/04/18 5:19:07 PM
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SageHarpuia posted...
Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something


doubt it
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SSJGrimReaper
01/04/18 5:21:18 PM
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i knew redux was secretly straight
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Sami1000
01/04/18 5:21:33 PM
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What a straight
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DarkChozoGhost
01/04/18 5:24:33 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
i knew redux was secretly straight

Right? Remember before he first realized he was "gay?"

He's so obviously deep in the bi closet.
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SSJGrimReaper
01/04/18 5:31:24 PM
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how many girls is Redux boning rn
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FF_Redux
01/04/18 5:32:13 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
how many girls is Redux boning rn


none
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redrocket_pub
01/04/18 5:33:36 PM
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So was it just oral?
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FF_Redux
01/04/18 5:34:05 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
01/04/18 5:36:13 PM
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no

Redux hit dat 100% going_deep_08
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Axiom
01/04/18 5:37:44 PM
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You are now straight. Time to hit up the local mall and get some from the power walking old bitties
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hollow_shrine
01/04/18 5:46:01 PM
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The good news is the infection isn't terminal. Spending more time on CE should help you find your center and learn from the examples of others why you made your original commitment to the light.

In the meantime, penance is sex Hail Mary's
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