Current Events > You get to fuck Ivanka Trump, but Donald Trump watches the entire time >_>

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NeonOctopus
01/03/18 10:36:29 PM
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Do you accept!?


He will not interfere with you, but he'll just be there silently watching.
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KILBOTz
01/03/18 10:41:39 PM
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Looked gf
01/03/18 10:42:18 PM
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daftpunk_mk5
01/03/18 10:42:38 PM
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fuck yeah, I would star him in the eyes while I let that princess pee in my mouth
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NeonOctopus
01/03/18 10:45:03 PM
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Lordgold666
01/03/18 10:45:13 PM
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damn straight

id air high five him while im doing it too
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Lordgold666
01/03/18 10:45:30 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
KILBOTz posted...
Where are his hands?

In his pants

Lol
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daftpunk_mk5
01/03/18 10:46:12 PM
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Hell I'd let him join in on an Eiffel tower
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Offworlder1
01/03/18 10:46:22 PM
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Seems like a decent deal.
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K181
01/03/18 10:46:31 PM
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So I get to tap some decent ass, I get my kink fulfilled by having someone else watch, and I get to probably make Trump cry?

Good deal.
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NeonOctopus
01/03/18 10:49:34 PM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
fuck yeah, I would stare him in the eyes while I let that princess pee in my mouth

lmao
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NeonOctopus
01/03/18 10:50:09 PM
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K181 posted...
So I get to tap some decent ass, I get my kink fulfilled by having someone else watch, and I get to probably make Trump cry?

Good deal.

Would he cry or would he be
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ssj3vegeta
01/03/18 11:06:14 PM
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Lordgold666
01/03/18 11:18:04 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
fuck yeah, and i'd be giving a look like this

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Atta boy!
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HighOnSolar
01/03/18 11:19:49 PM
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ssj3vegeta posted...
yes and i wouldn't ever pull out


"huh? oh, nah i'm good right here thanks"
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kislev
01/03/18 11:23:56 PM
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Who would say no?
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Scorsese2002
01/04/18 11:22:43 AM
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SkittyOnWailord
01/04/18 11:42:29 AM
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Only if Donald joins in.
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KazumaKiryu
01/04/18 11:42:33 AM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
while I let that princess pee in my mouth


What's wrong with you
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creativerealms
01/04/18 11:57:38 AM
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So Trump is a Cuck?
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Solar_Crimson
01/04/18 11:58:19 AM
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How mad would Trump be seeing a Black man screw his daughter? >_>
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einegutePerson
01/04/18 11:58:59 AM
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Looked gf posted...
What's the downside?

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gnomefromnome
01/04/18 11:59:57 AM
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Sure, then I would laugh at his Tweets.
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CSRouge96
01/04/18 12:00:15 PM
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good, fuck trump
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FigureOfSpeech
01/04/18 12:07:41 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
damn straight

id air high five him while im doing it too

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gguirao
01/04/18 12:28:55 PM
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After everything Trump did, gladly!
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Muffinz0rz
01/04/18 12:30:23 PM
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Ew I don't think I'd bang her even if Trump wasn't watching. She is so not my type.

EDIT: Oh shit I was confusing her with Melania.

I probably would.
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Turbam
01/04/18 12:31:05 PM
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I wouldn't wanna fuck Ivanka at all.
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jpenny2
01/04/18 12:31:46 PM
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Would he tweet about it while he's watching?
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Alkaloid
01/04/18 12:36:18 PM
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Bruh, how many people can they say fucked for a presidential audience?

I'd do it just for the story
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FigureOfSpeech
01/04/18 12:36:23 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
Would he tweet about it while he's watching?


I would be fine with this as long as he isn't recording or taking pics.
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NeonOctopus
01/04/18 2:46:31 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
Would he tweet about it while he's watching?

"His dick is so small. Ivanka would get better pleasure from me. Sad!"
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Kanaya413
01/04/18 2:48:00 PM
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Turbam posted...
I wouldn't wanna fuck Ivanka at all.

Same but the idea of cucking Trump is so good
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eston
01/04/18 2:48:37 PM
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That seems like a terribly awkward situation to place oneself in just for the opportunity to fuck a mildly attractive middle-age mother of 3
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FigureOfSpeech
01/04/18 2:57:39 PM
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eston posted...
That seems like a terribly awkward situation to place oneself in just for the opportunity to fuck a mildly attractive middle-age mother of 3


To be fair, she's only a few years older than I am.
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Giant_Aspirin
01/04/18 3:08:32 PM
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eston posted...
That seems like a terribly awkward situation to place oneself in just for the opportunity to fuck a mildly attractive middle-age mother of 3


worth the awkwardness just to enrage ol Trumpy tbh
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eston
01/04/18 3:16:18 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
eston posted...
That seems like a terribly awkward situation to place oneself in just for the opportunity to fuck a mildly attractive middle-age mother of 3


To be fair, she's only a few years older than I am.

She 2 months younger than I am
And it's like, yeah she's attractive, but come the fuck on. She's still a middle-aged mother of 3 ffs
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FigureOfSpeech
01/04/18 3:18:23 PM
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eston posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
eston posted...
That seems like a terribly awkward situation to place oneself in just for the opportunity to fuck a mildly attractive middle-age mother of 3


To be fair, she's only a few years older than I am.

She 2 months younger than I am
And it's like, yeah she's attractive, but come the fuck on. She's still a middle-aged mother of 3 ffs


That alone would not deter my penis from entering her
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Kim Kusanagi
01/04/18 4:18:02 PM
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eston posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
eston posted...
That seems like a terribly awkward situation to place oneself in just for the opportunity to fuck a mildly attractive middle-age mother of 3


To be fair, she's only a few years older than I am.

She 2 months younger than I am
And it's like, yeah she's attractive, but come the fuck on. She's still a middle-aged mother of 3 ffs


At 35 we still are 5 years away from middle age
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eston
01/04/18 6:38:17 PM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
eston posted...
FigureOfSpeech posted...
eston posted...
That seems like a terribly awkward situation to place oneself in just for the opportunity to fuck a mildly attractive middle-age mother of 3


To be fair, she's only a few years older than I am.

She 2 months younger than I am
And it's like, yeah she's attractive, but come the fuck on. She's still a middle-aged mother of 3 ffs


That alone would not deter my penis from entering her

Me neither, but that's not really the point of the topic is it
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DrizztLink
01/04/18 6:39:51 PM
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So it's no different than any other time she has sex?
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thronedfire2
01/04/18 6:40:47 PM
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I will make direct eye contact with him the entire time
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Ving_Rhames
01/04/18 9:23:49 PM
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Yes, because I'm black and Trump would probably hate his daughter forever afterward.
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ChromaticAngel
01/04/18 9:24:52 PM
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Kim Kusanagi
01/04/18 9:26:06 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
I will make direct eye contact with him the entire time


Sussudio
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Syntheticon
01/04/18 9:38:44 PM
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Deal, and if anything that'd be better imho.
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au_gold
01/04/18 9:39:29 PM
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Looked gf posted...
What's the downside?

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