Current Events > Pro tip : put miracle whip instead of mayonnaise on your burger

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R0ttedHorror
01/03/18 1:17:08 AM
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Fucking good shit wish i knew this sooner. Im actually diclscovering miracle whip in general. 2018 off to a good start
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Schwarber
01/03/18 1:18:04 AM
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R0ttedHorror
01/03/18 1:18:37 AM
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Schwarber posted...


What was that
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dragnmaninferno
01/03/18 1:19:16 AM
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Schwarber
01/03/18 1:20:09 AM
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R0ttedHorror
01/03/18 1:22:54 AM
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That disgusting reaction you think youre having is actually how i felt about mayonnaise. Like i said THEN i discovered miracle whip.

Maybe you should give it a fucking try before you start vomiting
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Chicken
01/03/18 1:23:31 AM
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Miracle whip is good for BLTs. Theres a reason theres equal amount of shelf space at the grocery store for miracle whip as there is for mayo.
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ZCheveyo
01/03/18 1:27:07 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q51JzPVfSuE

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Axiom
01/03/18 1:28:11 AM
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Everything about this topic disgusts me. Neither MW nor mayo should be anywhere near a person's mouth let alone on a burger
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Inferno Dive Dragoon
01/03/18 1:29:47 AM
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I had the opposite experience myself.

Grew up using Miracle Whip, tried mayo when I got older, haven't gone back to Miracle Whip since.
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R0ttedHorror
01/03/18 1:29:57 AM
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Axiom posted...
Everything about this topic disgusts me. Neither MW nor mayo should be anywhere near a person's mouth let alone on a burger


What if the burger had bacon with the MW?Mmmm and a fried egg
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masterpug53
01/03/18 1:31:28 AM
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Miracle Whip is what they serve on shit sandwiches in Hell.
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TheoryzC
01/03/18 1:33:50 AM
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Fuck. No.
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R0ttedHorror
01/03/18 1:36:42 AM
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My fault for trying to make your taste buds feels good.

FUCK
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yoshirulezz1
01/03/18 1:39:47 AM
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Thought you were talking about whip cream lol
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masterpug53
01/03/18 1:59:55 AM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
My fault for trying to make your taste buds feels good.

FUCK


The road to Hell is paved with good intentions such as yours, and the mortar is Miracle Whip.
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Bad_Mojo
01/03/18 2:00:33 AM
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Vicious_Dios
01/03/18 2:02:17 AM
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I'd rather eat a tonsil stone cake than eat that shit.
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synth_real
01/03/18 2:02:39 AM
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Inferno Dive Dragoon posted...
I had the opposite experience myself.

Grew up using Miracle Whip, tried mayo when I got older, haven't gone back to Miracle Whip since.

I'm the same way. FUCK Miracle Whip, I'd rather eat a sandwich dry than with that shit on it.
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chill02
01/03/18 2:03:02 AM
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Axiom posted...
Everything about this topic disgusts me. Neither MW nor mayo should be anywhere near a person's mouth let alone on a burger

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CADE FOSTER
01/03/18 2:03:47 AM
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giantblimpN7
01/03/18 2:04:29 AM
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chill02 posted...
Axiom posted...
Everything about this topic disgusts me. Neither MW nor mayo should be anywhere near a person's mouth let alone on a burger

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Esrac
01/03/18 2:12:53 AM
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I like miracle whip well enough. I prefer mayo on a burger, but I like miracle whip with my canned tuna, cold sandwiches, in potato salad, etc.
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Cornmuffins
01/03/18 2:20:04 AM
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Whatever you say cheeto guy
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Bad_Mojo
01/03/18 2:39:01 AM
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I'm still tasting vomit in my mouth thinking about that
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Funbazooka
01/03/18 2:45:29 AM
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Wouldn't put it on anything.
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action52
01/03/18 3:10:26 AM
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Japanese and European mayonnaise is way better than the bland garbage Americans call mayonnaise. Miracle Whip goes the other way and puts in too much flavor. Still, it's at least a little better.

proper mayo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> miracle whip >>> American mayo
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NathanX95
01/03/18 3:14:40 AM
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Miracle Whip tastes like the devils semen.
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Shotgunnova
01/03/18 3:14:47 AM
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I like Miracle Whip*, but keep mayo off my burger, plz.

(* on ham sandwiches)
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MabusIncarnate
01/03/18 3:15:12 AM
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aka pro tip put miraclewhip on your burger instead of mayo if you want a condiment that tastes like sweetened cum.
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Chicken
01/03/18 3:16:25 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
aka pro tip put miraclewhip on your burger instead of mayo if you want a condiment that tastes like sweetened cum.

Is that why girls love to blow dudes?
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R0ttedHorror
01/03/18 6:31:37 AM
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I wake up to my topic in shambles
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Philoktetes
01/03/18 6:34:12 AM
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i use marshmallow fluff instead of mayo
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VerisimiIitude
01/03/18 6:54:22 AM
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Its weird how visceral peoples reaction to miracle whip is. Im not sure any other condiment garners this much hate.
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Jerry_Hellyeah
01/03/18 7:35:35 AM
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R0ttedHorror posted...
I wake up to my topic in shambles

Youre gonna wake up with your life in shambles if you dont cut this shit out.
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Irony
01/03/18 7:37:39 AM
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If I wanted to eat dog food I'd just buy a can of dog food
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Paragon21XX
01/03/18 7:39:43 AM
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Miracle Whip is the red-headed step-child of mayonnaise (it uses the exact same strategy that many low fat versions of foods do: add sugar).
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Jerry_Hellyeah
01/03/18 7:41:14 AM
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Irony posted...
If I wanted to eat feces I'd just buy Miracle Whip
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