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ssj3vegeta
01/02/18 6:54:51 PM
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MabusIncarnate
01/02/18 6:55:25 PM
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Sex probably
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mattnd2007
01/02/18 6:57:26 PM
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Lesbian domination. Whipped cream farting. Panties stuffed into sub's mouth, etc.
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NeonOctopus
01/02/18 6:58:10 PM
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Lots of good boob shots.

I fucking hate when a porn title is like "Busty girl with great boobs" and then like 99% of the vid is like a POV of them getting doggy'd and you literally don't see any boobs except for like a 2 second part at an awkward unflattering angle when they turn around for the money shot or something. Biggest porn pet peeve >_>
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edededdy
01/02/18 6:58:13 PM
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vegy and Ron jeremy
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frozenshock
01/02/18 6:58:33 PM
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One guy

72 girls
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UncleBourbon33
01/02/18 6:58:44 PM
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No men in it, that's for sure. Either lesbian or solo.
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Mickle88
01/02/18 6:58:48 PM
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15 black men lined up to bang a tiny Asian wife that doesn't want it but can't help but enjoy it, all while the husband a little bitch of a man, licks up the mess for each dude.
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frozenshock
01/02/18 6:59:08 PM
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Mickle88 posted...
15 black men lined up to bang a tiny Asian wife that doesn't want it but can't help but enjoy it, all while the husband a little bitch of a man, licks up the mess for each dude.


Yuck
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frozenshock
01/02/18 7:00:22 PM
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fenderbender321 posted...
Penis to vagina penetration.


That is so politically incorrect
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nevershine
01/02/18 7:01:05 PM
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13 dudes
One chick
They all finish inside
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frozenshock
01/02/18 7:01:54 PM
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nevershine posted...
13 dudes
One chick
They all finish inside


Will there be jousting?
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nevershine
01/02/18 7:02:37 PM
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frozenshock posted...
nevershine posted...
13 dudes
One chick
They all finish inside


Will there be jousting?

I guess you could call it that
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obeseexplosive
01/02/18 7:03:13 PM
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mattnd2007 posted...
Lesbian domination. Whipped cream farting. Panties stuffed into sub's mouth, etc.

That's way to tame for my dom lesbian porn
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TheGrindery
01/02/18 7:04:04 PM
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Mariah Carey on Gabrielle Union
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Butterfiles
01/02/18 7:04:42 PM
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quadruple penetration
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Turbam
01/02/18 7:04:47 PM
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nevershine posted...
13 dudes
One chick
They all finish inside

Not enough dudes tbh
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gatorsPENSbucs
01/02/18 7:04:58 PM
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2 blondes and a dude. Girls are fdau the entire time and it would basically be pov the whole time.
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nevershine
01/02/18 7:05:52 PM
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Turbam posted...
nevershine posted...
13 dudes
One chick
They all finish inside

Not enough dudes tbh

50 is too much
I'm not into that Czech stuff
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obeseexplosive
01/02/18 7:06:04 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
fdau

?????
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Turbam
01/02/18 7:06:31 PM
#24:


nevershine posted...
Turbam posted...
nevershine posted...
13 dudes
One chick
They all finish inside

Not enough dudes tbh

50 is too much
I'm not into that Czech stuff

If it's not in the triple digits, I ain't wasting the bandwidth
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mattnd2007
01/02/18 7:07:10 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
Lesbian domination. Whipped cream farting. Panties stuffed into sub's mouth, etc.

That's way to tame for my dom lesbian porn


Yeah. Some of the stuff I wasn't sure I should post on here or not lol. I've watched some pretty heinous shit lol
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KingCrabCake
01/02/18 7:07:41 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
Mariah Carey on

Ew
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Waaaah.
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nevershine
01/02/18 7:08:14 PM
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Turbam posted...
nevershine posted...
Turbam posted...
nevershine posted...
13 dudes
One chick
They all finish inside

Not enough dudes tbh

50 is too much
I'm not into that Czech stuff

If it's not in the triple digits, I ain't wasting the bandwidth

I don't know if a single chick can hold all that...
Unless she pees it out, or it comes out of her eyes
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TheGrindery
01/02/18 7:09:24 PM
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KingCrabCake posted...
TheGrindery posted...
Mariah Carey on

Ew

Tons of older women are hot now. It's fuckin' nuts.
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Turbam
01/02/18 7:10:18 PM
#29:


nevershine posted...
Turbam posted...
nevershine posted...
Turbam posted...
nevershine posted...
13 dudes
One chick
They all finish inside

Not enough dudes tbh

50 is too much
I'm not into that Czech stuff

If it's not in the triple digits, I ain't wasting the bandwidth

I don't know if a single chick can hold all that...
Unless she pees it out, or it comes out of her eyes

That's the only way I can get hard now
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nevershine
01/02/18 7:10:58 PM
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Turbam posted...
nevershine posted...
Turbam posted...
nevershine posted...
Turbam posted...
nevershine posted...
13 dudes
One chick
They all finish inside

Not enough dudes tbh

50 is too much
I'm not into that Czech stuff

If it's not in the triple digits, I ain't wasting the bandwidth

I don't know if a single chick can hold all that...
Unless she pees it out, or it comes out of her eyes

That's the only way I can get hard now

You have specific tastes
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obeseexplosive
01/02/18 7:11:17 PM
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mattnd2007 posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
mattnd2007 posted...
Lesbian domination. Whipped cream farting. Panties stuffed into sub's mouth, etc.

That's way to tame for my dom lesbian porn


Yeah. Some of the stuff I wasn't sure I should post on here or not lol. I've watched some pretty heinous shit lol

>_>
So have I mostly from a certain site that I don't think I can name
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pieisthebest
01/02/18 7:11:58 PM
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I'd shoot it from my POV as the male actor, and have like four girls at once and creampies for each
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TheGrindery
01/02/18 7:12:27 PM
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That place without mothers?
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Pitbuller_26
01/02/18 7:12:51 PM
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A deep engaging storyline that uses sex as a form of expression and art. Film critics will love it and RT will give it a 90% rating.
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Kanaya413
01/02/18 7:13:14 PM
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Me getting fucked by a hot guy dressed as my husbando
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TheGrindery
01/02/18 7:13:35 PM
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pieisthebest posted...
I'd shoot it from my POV as the male actor, and have like four girls at once and creampies for each

Funny how that could also be a Nickelodeon show.
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KingCrabCake
01/02/18 7:13:46 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
TheGrindery posted...
Mariah Carey on

Ew

Tons of older women are hot now. It's fuckin' nuts.


Shes not one of them
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TheGrindery
01/02/18 7:14:40 PM
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KingCrabCake posted...
TheGrindery posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
TheGrindery posted...
Mariah Carey on

Ew

Tons of older women are hot now. It's fuckin' nuts.


Shes not one of them

I'd bang Vicky Leandros too.
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VTBM
01/02/18 7:15:16 PM
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KingCrabCake
01/02/18 7:16:08 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
TheGrindery posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
TheGrindery posted...
Mariah Carey on

Ew

Tons of older women are hot now. It's fuckin' nuts.


Shes not one of them

I'd bang Vicky Leandros too.


Current pic please?
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stone
01/02/18 7:16:58 PM
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CE: The Porno.
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superstud69x
01/02/18 7:25:11 PM
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obeseexplosive posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
fdau

?????

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KingCrabCake
01/02/18 7:25:57 PM
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superstud69x posted...
obeseexplosive posted...
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
fdau

?????

Face down ass up
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nevershine
01/02/18 7:27:19 PM
#44:


stone posted...
CE: The Porno.

That'd be a disaster....
You'd have everyone trying to ambush the CEgals....
Or the dudes, depending on where your orientation lies
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stone
01/02/18 7:53:15 PM
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nevershine posted...
stone posted...
CE: The Porno.

That'd be a disaster....
You'd have everyone trying to ambush the CEgals....
Or the dudes, depending on where your orientation lies

All the anal sex happening in the movie could symbolize the shitposters. And a whole lot of cuckold sex, obviously, since that's something people on here like, for some reason.
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WilliamPorygon
01/02/18 7:53:49 PM
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You... don't want to know.
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Kanaya413
01/02/18 8:01:15 PM
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TheGrindery posted...
pieisthebest posted...
I'd shoot it from my POV as the male actor, and have like four girls at once and creampies for each

Funny how that could also be a Nickelodeon show.

OH NO
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Touch
01/02/18 8:03:19 PM
#49:


Dolph Lundgren having massively hardcore sex with Katy Perry while fighting off ISIS
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EverDownward
01/02/18 8:10:47 PM
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The girls would be reciting Shakespearean sonnets while the men are gingerly painting in the style of Claude Monet on their backs. While fucking, of course.
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StridentArremer
01/02/18 8:16:18 PM
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Think War Boys from Fury Road, except they're all made-over as gargoyles. No women. Massive gay XTREME dudebro gargoyle orgy ensues.
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V-E-G-Y-
01/03/18 10:35:00 AM
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