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edededdy
12/31/17 7:45:12 PM
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yeah were open on nye and if you dont remember Im a district supervisor. today one of my employees came in late to work which is the 5th time in the past 2 months. I was going to talk to him in my office today about it but before that he knocked over some equipment and destroyed a whole shelf of merchandise which I later calculated out to be worth about $475

I fired his ass on the spot
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Zikten
12/31/17 7:45:56 PM
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edededdy posted...
yeah were open on nye and if you dont remember Im a district supervisor. today one of my employees came in late to work which is the 5th time in the past 2 months. I was going to talk to him in my office today about it but before that he knocked over some equipment and destroyed a whole shelf of merchandise which I later calculated out to be worth about $475

I fired his ass on the spot

be careful he doesnt come back all angry someday. tell the guards to keep an eye out for him
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edededdy
12/31/17 7:47:10 PM
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Zikten posted...
edededdy posted...
yeah were open on nye and if you dont remember Im a district supervisor. today one of my employees came in late to work which is the 5th time in the past 2 months. I was going to talk to him in my office today about it but before that he knocked over some equipment and destroyed a whole shelf of merchandise which I later calculated out to be worth about $475

I fired his ass on the spot

be careful he doesnt come back all angry someday. tell the guards to keep an eye out for him

hes a fucking wimp tbh. one of the other employees even thinks he did it on purpose so he knows not to fucking mess with me
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YourDrunkFather
12/31/17 7:49:26 PM
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hahahahah lmfao
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TheRealDill2000
12/31/17 7:49:56 PM
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edededdy posted...
Zikten posted...
edededdy posted...
yeah were open on nye and if you dont remember Im a district supervisor. today one of my employees came in late to work which is the 5th time in the past 2 months. I was going to talk to him in my office today about it but before that he knocked over some equipment and destroyed a whole shelf of merchandise which I later calculated out to be worth about $475

I fired his ass on the spot

be careful he doesnt come back all angry someday. tell the guards to keep an eye out for him

hes a fucking wimp tbh. one of the other employees even thinks he did it on purpose so he knows not to fucking mess with me

That's not a very professional way to describe one of your team members.
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edededdy
12/31/17 7:50:55 PM
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hes not a team member anymore
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Neoconkers
12/31/17 7:51:49 PM
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r/thishappened
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edededdy
12/31/17 7:53:50 PM
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Cpt_Pineapple posted...
o5ECfhL

dude we all know your gimmick is shit and fake as fuck but please this topic is not about that
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gnomefromnome
12/31/17 7:54:58 PM
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edededdy posted...
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
o5ECfhL

dude we all know your gimmick is shit and fake as fuck but please this topic is not about that

TC has the worse gimmick tho lol
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Offworlder1
12/31/17 7:55:32 PM
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Sounds like he was just waiting for an excuse to get shit canned.
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edededdy
12/31/17 7:55:33 PM
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wrong
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edededdy
12/31/17 7:56:18 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Sounds like he was just waiting for an excuse to get shit canned.

probably wouldnt put it past him but man its so fucking satisfying to fire assholes like that anyhow
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electricbugs2
12/31/17 7:56:57 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_things_that_never_happened
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edededdy
12/31/17 7:59:56 PM
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Who in their right mind would hire you as a district supervisor

i was hired almost immediately due to my schooling, expertise, volunteer work, and skills. the bigwigs love me tbh hahahaha lmfao
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TheRealDill2000
12/31/17 8:04:32 PM
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Who in their right mind would hire you as a district supervisor

You can't really judge someone IRL based on their posting style.
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TheRealDill2000
12/31/17 8:05:09 PM
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electricbugs2 posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_things_that_never_happened


I was looking forward to reading that entry.
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edededdy
12/31/17 8:08:06 PM
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ill probably be firing another next week lmfao
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TheRealDill2000
12/31/17 8:09:27 PM
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edededdy posted...
ill probably be firing another next week lmfao

You seem really eager to do this...
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edededdy
12/31/17 8:10:13 PM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
edededdy posted...
ill probably be firing another next week lmfao

You seem really eager to do this...

??

and?
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edededdy
12/31/17 8:10:40 PM
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AlternativeFAQs has been marked for flaming
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Muffinz0rz
12/31/17 8:14:26 PM
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AlternativeFAQS posted...
are you a district supervisor of being a little bitch?

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MarqueeSeries
12/31/17 8:16:18 PM
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Today on "10 Crazy Things You Won't Believe Didn't Happen"
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ProtoManSPx
12/31/17 8:19:54 PM
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How old are you TC?
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legendarylemur
12/31/17 9:41:22 PM
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If he's working in a warehouse, it's pretty believable. I've seen this kinda shit happen, though the person firing those assholes sound more reputable
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