Current Events > Attractive woman makes terrible cocktail

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWeVRxR1qek

holy shit this is a mess
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oh god that is terrible
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I'm only 30 seconds in

Don't you usually use an old fashioned glass for this? Or does she put it in one at the end?

Edit: You're supposed to mash everything in an old fashioned!?
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Wtf. Also makes a great drink terribly. That seemed disgusting way to make old fashined
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Oh man there's more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZbzB7pbVT0
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1. "Grab a regular soda cup."
"Ok"

2. "Fill the whole thing up with bourbon."
"wait, what?"
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...that ain't 3oz

This is meant to be a joke, right? I don't make many cocktails even I know that is fucked up.
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Lol
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I knew what this was going to be without even looking. One of the funniest videos on the internet.
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That was amazing.
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Swagnificent119 posted...

I'm only 30 seconds in

Don't you usually use an old fashioned glass for this? Or does she put it in one at the end?

Edit: You're supposed to mash everything in an old fashioned!?

Literally everything she's doing is wrong, I don't even know where to start. You're supposed to use a short tumbler and not a beer glass, and one big block of ice instead of a whole glass full of crushed ice, and you're also supposed to use like 3 ounces of liquor and not an entire fucking pint of it. 3 ounces is about what she managed to spill pouring it, not what she put into the glass in the first place.

No doubt this girl is one hell of a bimbo but if someone served me a pint of bourbon I wouldn't even be mad. She knows how to party for sure.
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While we're on the subject this one perhaps tops that one in terms of horribleness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nAph0Zj7I
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The best thing about this video is that this woman would still make far better tips than me on the bar because lonely middle aged creepy men tip exorbitantly
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Damn, that pour has got me laughin'.
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EnragedSlith posted...

The best thing about this video is that this woman would still make far better tips than me on the bar because lonely middle aged creepy men tip exorbitantly

But as awful as this monstrosity is I'd feel pretty glad to receive a pint of bourbon for the price of one cocktail
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pinky0926 posted...

While we're on the subject this one perhaps tops that one in terms of horribleness

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4nAph0Zj7I

What. The. Fuck
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Also, comments on video in the op are gold
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I refuse to believe she isn't trolling everyone.
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snesmaster40 posted...

That was amazing.

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lmao @ "depending on how sweet or if you want it a little more liquidy".
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They didn't even spell the channel name right in the description.
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WhinyZach posted...

i didnt even see any bitters go in

Yea it was literally just an empty bottle.

I want her as my bartender either way though. If that's three ounces her doubles are literally a whole micky
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EnragedSlith posted...

Also, comments on video in the op are gold

"This video reminds me of what it's like to teach a dog to say "hello". It kind of sounds like "hello", it probably doesn't know what "hello" means, but it looks cute doing it".
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