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Tmk 12/30/17 9:07:42 AM #1:	Wear a black eye mask and black and white striped clothes and put all the loot into a large brown bag with a dollar sign on it you carry over your shoulder. No one will suspect you of burglary because it'd be too obvious. --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:893115927] in Lifehack: ... [t:76151035]...</cite> <quote>Wear a black eye mask and black and white striped clothes and put all the loot into a large brown bag with a dollar sign on it you carry over your shoulder. No one will suspect you of burglary because it'd be too obvious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
deupd_u 12/30/17 9:08:50 AM #2:	Look out McDonald's. --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:893115958] in Lifehack: ... [t:76151035]...</cite> <quote>Look out McDonald's.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Scorsese2002 12/30/17 9:11:27 AM #3:	"Ohhhhhhh nooooooo!" --- https://www.twitch.tv/dtake86 <cite>Scorsese2002 posted [p:893116029] in Lifehack: ... [t:76151035]...</cite> <quote>"Ohhhhhhh nooooooo!" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 12/30/17 9:13:14 AM #4:	Also, buy a Monopoly set. It comes with two Get Out of Jail Free cards. --- Love dolphins and whales? Come hang out at Cetacea Cove! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:893116070] in Lifehack: ... [t:76151035]...</cite> <quote>Also, buy a Monopoly set. It comes with two Get Out of Jail Free cards.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 12/30/17 9:15:44 AM #5:	Wear a shirt that says "I'm not a burglar". If it's written in a shirt then it has to be true --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:893116135] in Lifehack: ... [t:76151035]...</cite> <quote>Wear a shirt that says "I'm not a burglar". If it's written in a shirt then it has to be true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmk 12/30/17 9:16:16 AM #6:	WilliamPorygon posted... Also, buy a Monopoly set. It comes with two Get Out of Jail Free cards. I've actually thought about this before. There is undoubtedly cops out there that if you just confidently pulled that card out and were like, "excuse me, but I have this" then they'd just let you go (provided it's not a very serious crime). Good for those cops. --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:893116148] in Lifehack: ... [t:76151035]...</cite> <quote><cite>WilliamPorygon posted...</cite> <quote>Also, buy a Monopoly set. It comes with two Get Out of Jail Free cards.</quote> I've actually thought about this before. There is undoubtedly cops out there that if you just confidently pulled that card out and were like, "excuse me, but I have this" then they'd just let you go (provided it's not a very serious crime). Good for those cops.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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