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piUrsEitanizm
12/29/17 5:40:36 PM
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You find your ideal girl but she wants to pee in your mouth real bad


Yes or no?
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MrToddWall
12/29/17 5:41:22 PM
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Then she isnt ideal, trashposter.
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Offworlder1
12/29/17 5:48:20 PM
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Fuck no, watersports is disgusting.
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thronedfire2
12/29/17 5:53:45 PM
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That is my ideal girl
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R0ttedHorror
12/29/17 5:55:30 PM
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Not my thing but not a dealbreaker either.

For sure!
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RussianLegSweep
12/29/17 6:14:41 PM
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My wife has recently gotten into piss play and I told her from the very beginning, it doesn't go above the neck and I'm not pissing on her. The way things have escalated, though, I think I'll eventually give in and have a Lyoto Machida special, even though I really don't want to.
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R0ttedHorror
12/29/17 6:46:43 PM
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Funbazooka
12/29/17 6:49:56 PM
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Only if she drinks lots of water so it won't come out too strong.
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a42ozslushie
12/29/17 6:51:25 PM
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You find your ideal girl but she wants to pee in your mouth real bad

that's a little redundant
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FigureOfSpeech
12/29/17 6:52:49 PM
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Not in the mouth, no. I'd be open to that sort of thing, but no face or mouth.
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tennisdude818
12/29/17 6:53:26 PM
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I dont understand why some people are turned on by human waste.
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TheAnthraxBunny
12/29/17 6:53:49 PM
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MrToddWall posted...
Then she isnt ideal, trashposter.

That's what the "but" is for, grammarpro.
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FigureOfSpeech
12/29/17 6:54:17 PM
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tennisdude818 posted...
I don?t understand why some people are turned on by human waste.


Urine actually isn't all that unsanitary really
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Reis
12/29/17 6:55:35 PM
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So, the ideal girl
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Solid Sonic
12/29/17 6:56:18 PM
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Whats the question? You didnt pose a question, just a scenario and then prompted us to answer yes or no.
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ChewedMint
12/29/17 6:57:05 PM
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RussianLegSweep posted...
My wife has recently gotten into piss play and I told her from the very beginning, it doesn't go above the neck and I'm not pissing on her. The way things have escalated, though, I think I'll eventually give in and have a Lyoto Machida special, even though I really don't want to.

dude that's disgusting lmao
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JlM
12/29/17 7:02:25 PM
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I already do this once or twice a month. Depravity is fun.
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Funbazooka
12/29/17 7:06:16 PM
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I'd rather pee in her butt.
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littlebro07
12/29/17 7:07:28 PM
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My friend's ex really loved it when he pissed on her face.
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Funbazooka
12/29/17 7:09:57 PM
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I like watching them pee or even to just hear them tinkle.
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gunplagirl
12/29/17 7:10:48 PM
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So what's the problem?
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ShinigamiSoul
12/29/17 7:12:23 PM
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Funbazooka posted...
I'd rather pee in her butt.

Isn't that dangerous? Like the salt in pee could damage rectal walls
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yusiko
12/29/17 7:13:22 PM
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im gay so no girl is my ideal
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Funbazooka
12/29/17 7:15:50 PM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Funbazooka posted...
I'd rather pee in her butt.

Isn't that dangerous? Like the salt in pee could damage rectal walls

Nah
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RussianLegSweep
12/29/17 10:04:22 PM
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ChewedMint posted...
dude that's disgusting lmao

It really is but she fucking loves it. I just try not to think about it or breathe in through my nose, which can be difficult.
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WilliamPorygon
12/29/17 10:06:28 PM
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Only if I don't have to swallow or keep it there very long and I can pee in her orifice of my choice.
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Havik
12/29/17 10:07:44 PM
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So, she's into Watersports.

What.
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CADE FOSTER
12/29/17 10:09:53 PM
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Mistere Man
12/29/17 10:10:22 PM
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pee I can live with poop no go.
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Turbam
12/29/17 10:11:47 PM
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Its not just a one time thing, right?
Like she'll do it nightly?
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Scotty_Rogers
12/29/17 10:12:12 PM
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MrToddWall posted...
Then she isnt ideal, trashposter.


lol get fucking rekt tc
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Puglia77
12/29/17 10:12:49 PM
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oenomaus
12/29/17 10:14:58 PM
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If she wants to pee real bad, why not use the toilet?
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Funbazooka
12/29/17 10:16:31 PM
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How can you say you love her if you won't be her personal toilet
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Kanaya413
12/29/17 10:18:28 PM
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yusiko posted...
im gay so no girl is my ideal

Same except straight
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KainWind
12/29/17 10:32:08 PM
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gunplagirl
12/30/17 3:26:26 PM
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Funbazooka posted...
How can you say you love her if you won't be her personal toilet

This. We post on CE. At best, we're luxury toilets.
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Sami1000
12/30/17 3:28:09 PM
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Sure, if i can shit in her mouth
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Caution999
12/30/17 3:45:38 PM
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CADE FOSTER posted...
She would be perfect for trump he likes that


Lmfao and a guy admits he believes the false golden shower dossier obtained by Hillary
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DoomSwell
12/30/17 3:56:54 PM
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You find your ideal girl: she wants to pee in your mouth real bad

FTFY
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