Current Events > Donald Trump reminds me of Porky Minch from Earthbound/Mother 3.

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-Daddy issues
-Become insanely rich and powerful
-Super narcissistic
-Incredibly sore losers
-They look alike

What I'm trying to say is...

Donald Trump is a time traveling maniac that was corrupted by an alien war god's evil influence.

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

Wow he really does
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Nice spoilers
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Actually no.

Despite his rivalry with Ness in EarthBound, it's likely that Porky actually admired his neighbor, and desperately wanted to be his friend. In Mother 3, for example, the cinema in New Pork City shows a film chronicling Ness's adventures in EarthBound, and a cinema employee states that Porky hand-selected the film to be shown. Porky also has a large collection of EarthBound memorabilia in the playroom in Thunder Tower and on the 100th floor of the Empire Pork Building. Finally, the yo-yo weapon that Lucas can obtain in Porky's play room in Thunder Tower is called the Friend's Yo-Yo, meaning that Porky may have still thought of Ness as a friend. It is apparent that he also treasures it, and possibly misses Ness, as his robotic maid only cares about that specific object. This theory is supported by the fact that when Ness is in Magicant, Pokey expresses his desire to be Ness's friend forever. This likely symbolizes the innocence Porky had before Giygas attacked.
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So when he's finally taken out it will be because he locks himself into an artificial womb?
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Can't unsee.
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creativerealms posted...

So when he's finally taken out it will be because he locks himself into an artificial womb?

Is this the Giygas Abortion Theory? That's a good pasta honestly, good read.
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Veggeta_MAX posted...

Actually no.

Well yeah, Porky has more character depth than Trump.

That bit in Mother 3 where you have to face off against a Porky Bot in various competitions, and the Porky Bot is pathetically inept, but you have to force yourself to barely lose to it in order to progress, because the close "thrilling" victory pleases Master Porky... is something I can imagine Trump would do.

Veggeta_MAX posted...

Actually no.

Despite his rivalry with Ness in EarthBound, it's likely that Porky actually admired his neighbor, and desperately wanted to be his friend. In Mother 3, for example, the cinema in New Pork City shows a film chronicling Ness's adventures in EarthBound, and a cinema employee states that Porky hand-selected the film to be shown. Porky also has a large collection of EarthBound memorabilia in the playroom in Thunder Tower and on the 100th floor of the Empire Pork Building. Finally, the yo-yo weapon that Lucas can obtain in Porky's play room in Thunder Tower is called the Friend's Yo-Yo, meaning that Porky may have still thought of Ness as a friend. It is apparent that he also treasures it, and possibly misses Ness, as his robotic maid only cares about that specific object. This theory is supported by the fact that when Ness is in Magicant, Pokey expresses his desire to be Ness's friend forever. This likely symbolizes the innocence Porky had before Giygas attacked.

Well he was friends with the Clintons for a long time
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Vyrulisse posted...

creativerealms posted...

So when he's finally taken out it will be because he locks himself into an artificial womb?

Is this the Giygas Abortion Theory? That's a good pasta honestly, good read.

No the capsule porky locks himself into in the final battle of three could be seen as him returning to the womb to be perfectly safe. of course that's just one way to look at it.
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Vyrulisse posted...

creativerealms posted...

So when he's finally taken out it will be because he locks himself into an artificial womb?

Is this the Giygas Abortion Theory? That's a good pasta honestly, good read.

No, it's what happens to him at the end of Mother 3.
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