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So this guy has a pair of bunnies, and the bunnies are really old. One day he wakes up and both the bunnies have died. He's really sad, and he can't stand the thought of never seeing them again, so he puts them in a silk-lined box and takes them down to the local taxidermy shop. He sets the box on the counter and says to the taxidermy guy: "These were my beloved pet bunnies. I want to keep them forever." The taxidermy guy says "Okay. Do you want them mounted?" "No," says the guy, after a moment of consideration. "Just holding hands."

booooo

bunnies, it must be bunnies
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they're not just cute like everybody supposes
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