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pegusus123456 12/28/17 3:29:11 AM #1:	Who the hell buys a house before you even have a job? --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:892991938] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>Who the hell buys a house before you even have a job?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 12/28/17 3:30:18 AM #2:	pegusus123456 posted... Who the hell buys a house before you even have a job? The Villager from Animal Crossing. --- My dream has finally come true. I own a SNES Classic. I broke up with my girlfriend so please stop asking me about it! <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:892991967] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>Who the hell buys a house before you even have a job?</quote> The Villager from Animal Crossing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 12/28/17 3:32:34 AM #3:	That's not the Villager's choice, he was kidnapped and enslaved so he could undergo Animal Crossing and live forever in the hellish kingdom of camps until its dark master desired his flesh. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:892992027] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>That's not the Villager's choice, he was kidnapped and enslaved so he could undergo Animal Crossing and live forever in the hellish kingdom of camps until its dark master desired his flesh.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pinky0926 12/28/17 3:33:38 AM #4:	Why can't those weak ass bitches climb out of the pool without a ladder --- CE's Resident Scotsman. http://i.imgur.com/ILz2ZbV.jpg <cite>pinky0926 posted [p:892992051] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>Why can't those weak ass bitches climb out of the pool without a ladder</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrToddWall 12/28/17 3:43:44 AM #5:	Imagine dat <cite>MrToddWall posted [p:892992357] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>Imagine dat</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 12/28/17 3:50:06 AM #6:	Who says people can't have money without a job? --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:892992517] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>Who says people can't have money without a job?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 12/28/17 4:19:46 AM #7:	MabusIncarnate posted... Who says people can't have money without a job? All of the Sims who end up pissing into a ditch if they don't get a job. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:892993183] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>Who says people can't have money without a job?</quote> All of the Sims who end up pissing into a ditch if they don't get a job.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 12/28/17 4:25:57 AM #8:	It's pretty easy to get hired in The Sims though --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:892993331] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>It's pretty easy to get hired in The Sims though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 12/28/17 4:42:42 AM #9:	Why do they dive into concrete if you don't position a pool right(or at all)? They just assume you have their best interests at heart (yes, they're fucking stupid) --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:892993678] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>Why do they dive into concrete if you don't position a pool right(or at all)? They just assume you have their best interests at heart (yes, they're fucking stupid)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pkmnlord 12/28/17 4:50:20 AM #10:	Sativa_Rose posted... It's pretty easy to get hired in The Sims though Seriously, you don't even have to submit a resume or get interviewed, you just pick whatever job you want in the newspaper and next thing you're starting your first day tomorrow. --- http://i.imgur.com/MP7ZznH.jpg <cite>pkmnlord posted [p:892993837] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sativa_Rose posted...</cite> <quote>It's pretty easy to get hired in The Sims though</quote> Seriously, you don't even have to submit a resume or get interviewed, you just pick whatever job you want in the newspaper and next thing you're starting your first day tomorrow.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 12/28/17 5:00:34 AM #11:	Why do Sims complain for 5 minutes about being hungry, when they can get something to eat instead? --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:892994045] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>Why do Sims complain for 5 minutes about being hungry, when they can get something to eat instead?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 12/28/17 5:04:55 AM #12:	itachi15243 posted... Why do they dive into concrete if you don't position a pool right(or at all)? They just assume you have their best interests at heart (yes, they're fucking stupid) 008Zulu posted... Why do Sims complain for 5 minutes about being hungry, when they can get something to eat instead? I think we're onto something. Maybe Sims are religious fundamentalists who assume that God will control every aspect of their life and trust that He has their best interests at heart. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:892994137] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>itachi15243 posted...</cite> <quote>Why do they dive into concrete if you don't position a pool right(or at all)? They just assume you have their best interests at heart (yes, they're fucking stupid)</quote> <cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>Why do Sims complain for 5 minutes about being hungry, when they can get something to eat instead?</quote> I think we're onto something. Maybe Sims are religious fundamentalists who assume that God will control every aspect of their life and trust that He has their best interests at heart.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
D-Lo_BrownTown 12/28/17 5:06:41 AM #13:	pkmnlord posted... Seriously, you don't even have to submit a resume or get interviewed, you just pick whatever job you want in the newspaper and next thing you're starting your first day tomorrow That's how it was in the 90's, though. --- https://i.imgtc.com/lYWecjF.jpg <cite>D-Lo_BrownTown posted [p:892994169] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>pkmnlord posted...</cite> <quote>Seriously, you don't even have to submit a resume or get interviewed, you just pick whatever job you want in the newspaper and next thing you're starting your first day tomorrow</quote> That's how it was in the 90's, though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 12/28/17 5:07:10 AM #14:	Duncanwii posted... pegusus123456 posted... Who the hell buys a house before you even have a job? The Villager from Animal Crossing. I like you more and more w each post --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 \| 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:892994179] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>Who the hell buys a house before you even have a job?</quote> The Villager from Animal Crossing.</quote> I like you more and more w each post</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 12/28/17 5:14:15 AM #15:	pegusus123456 posted... itachi15243 posted... Why do they dive into concrete if you don't position a pool right(or at all)? They just assume you have their best interests at heart (yes, they're fucking stupid) 008Zulu posted... Why do Sims complain for 5 minutes about being hungry, when they can get something to eat instead? I think we're onto something. Maybe Sims are religious fundamentalists who assume that God will control every aspect of their life and trust that He has their best interests at heart. I kinda came to the same conclusion. Why else would any remotely logical sentient being shoot fireworks off in a closed shed filled with flammable material? I mean, I guess if some invisible being could teleport and build these things to you at low cost, it might seem like a not so horrible deal. Until they realize that their god abandoned them anyway. --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:892994311] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>itachi15243 posted...</cite> <quote>Why do they dive into concrete if you don't position a pool right(or at all)? They just assume you have their best interests at heart (yes, they're fucking stupid)</quote> <cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>Why do Sims complain for 5 minutes about being hungry, when they can get something to eat instead?</quote> I think we're onto something. Maybe Sims are religious fundamentalists who assume that God will control every aspect of their life and trust that He has their best interests at heart.</quote> I kinda came to the same conclusion. Why else would any remotely logical sentient being shoot fireworks off in a closed shed filled with flammable material? I mean, I guess if some invisible being could teleport and build these things to you at low cost, it might seem like a not so horrible deal. Until they realize that their god abandoned them anyway.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JustMonika 12/28/17 5:21:06 AM #16:	Duncanwii posted... pegusus123456 posted... Who the hell buys a house before you even have a job? The Villager from Animal Crossing. To be fair that raccoon forced a house on you. --- https://i.imgur.com/U5pzxRZ.jpg <cite>JustMonika posted [p:892994449] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>Who the hell buys a house before you even have a job?</quote> The Villager from Animal Crossing.</quote> To be fair that raccoon forced a house on you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sativa_Rose 12/28/17 5:34:37 AM #17:	D-Lo_BrownTown posted... That's how it was in the 90's, though. That sounds too good to be true --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. <cite>Sativa_Rose posted [p:892994735] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>D-Lo_BrownTown posted...</cite> <quote>That's how it was in the 90's, though. </quote> That sounds too good to be true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 12/28/17 8:27:48 PM #18:	pegusus123456 posted... Maybe Sims are religious fundamentalists who assume that God will control every aspect of their life and trust that He has their best interests at heart. If God's best interest is to wall them up in the smallest room possible for being so stupid, then they are on to something. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:893034623] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe Sims are religious fundamentalists who assume that God will control every aspect of their life and trust that He has their best interests at heart.</quote> If God's best interest is to wall them up in the smallest room possible for being so stupid, then they are on to something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obsolete 12/28/17 8:28:43 PM #19:	tiramar tiramar ahei <cite>obsolete posted [p:893034658] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>tiramar tiramar ahei</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoBowser 12/28/17 8:29:38 PM #20:	pinky0926 posted... Why can't those weak ass bitches climb out of the pool without a ladder They can in The Sims 4 --- I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling my feeling my' <cite>NeoBowser posted [p:893034701] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>Why can't those weak ass bitches climb out of the pool without a ladder</quote> They can in The Sims 4</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Spidey5 12/28/17 8:36:20 PM #21:	Which Sims game allows you to fuck with them the most (ie, not climbing out of the pool, setting them up with crap tons of shmuck bait?) --- https://imgtc.com/i/P02C2L8H78.gif http://i.imgtc.com/RlU7pYHRls.jpg https://imgtc.com/i/lymCqEJTrl.gif <cite>Spidey5 posted [p:893035019] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>Which Sims game allows you to fuck with them the most (ie, not climbing out of the pool, setting them up with crap tons of shmuck bait?)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoBowser 12/28/17 8:59:08 PM #22:	Spidey5 posted... Which Sims game allows you to fuck with them the most (ie, not climbing out of the pool, setting them up with crap tons of shmuck bait?) Sims 2 --- I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling myself, I'm feeling my feeling my' <cite>NeoBowser posted [p:893036160] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>Spidey5 posted...</cite> <quote>Which Sims game allows you to fuck with them the most (ie, not climbing out of the pool, setting them up with crap tons of shmuck bait?)</quote> Sims 2</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aiden5576 12/28/17 9:04:08 PM #23:	pegusus123456 posted... itachi15243 posted... Why do they dive into concrete if you don't position a pool right(or at all)? They just assume you have their best interests at heart (yes, they're fucking stupid) 008Zulu posted... Why do Sims complain for 5 minutes about being hungry, when they can get something to eat instead? I think we're onto something. Maybe Sims are religious fundamentalists who assume that God will control every aspect of their life Oddly enough, that's usually how I play the games. Having free will on drives me nuts since they always want to do something LESS important than what NEEDS to be done. <cite>Aiden5576 posted [p:893036409] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>itachi15243 posted...</cite> <quote>Why do they dive into concrete if you don't position a pool right(or at all)? They just assume you have their best interests at heart (yes, they're fucking stupid)</quote> <cite>008Zulu posted...</cite> <quote>Why do Sims complain for 5 minutes about being hungry, when they can get something to eat instead?</quote> I think we're onto something. Maybe Sims are religious fundamentalists who assume that God will control every aspect of their life</quote> Oddly enough, that's usually how I play the games. Having free will on drives me nuts since they always want to do something LESS important than what NEEDS to be done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Talks 12/28/17 9:06:38 PM #24:	Why does my sim get trapped in a spontaneously appearing tiny room with no doors. --- http://i.imgur.com/gBllw.jpg <cite>Talks posted [p:893036531] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>Why does my sim get trapped in a spontaneously appearing tiny room with no doors.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StickFigures720 12/30/17 8:12:24 PM #25:	NeoBowser posted... pinky0926 posted... Why can't those weak ass bitches climb out of the pool without a ladder They can in The Sims 4 And The Sims 3. --- "Now I'm not sure if you're living to the fullest or that you've given up on life." <cite>StickFigures720 posted [p:893145146] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeoBowser posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pinky0926 posted...</cite> <quote>Why can't those weak ass bitches climb out of the pool without a ladder</quote> They can in The Sims 4</quote> And The Sims 3.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PesticideDream 12/30/17 8:27:15 PM #26:	I used to love just making a big family and trying to do nothing to influence or control them and seeing what happens, the best thing I remember is the mother leaving her newborn baby on the sidewalk because she had to go run and pee and it was left out there all night crying in the rain. Lots of sims just pissing where they stood, too. <cite>PesticideDream posted [p:893145842] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>I used to love just making a big family and trying to do nothing to influence or control them and seeing what happens, the best thing I remember is the mother leaving her newborn baby on the sidewalk because she had to go run and pee and it was left out there all night crying in the rain. Lots of sims just pissing where they stood, too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 01/02/18 4:27:18 AM #27:	Time to cook dinner, hope I don't set myself on fire this time. --- https://i.imgtc.com/C6jP02v.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/UAGNJFv.gif https://i.imgtc.com/cBTnWgf.png https://i.imgtc.com/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:893275096] in Why are Si... [t:76144176]...</cite> <quote>Time to cook dinner, hope I don't set myself on fire this time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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