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C_Pain
12/27/17 1:01:33 PM
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And you can't mention poo.
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Giant_Aspirin
12/27/17 1:02:11 PM
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hygiene
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eston
12/27/17 1:03:32 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex
12/27/17 1:04:27 PM
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I do.
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KStateKing17
12/27/17 1:08:39 PM
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I just like booty cheeks, not booty hole.
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SSJGrimReaper
12/27/17 1:09:23 PM
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obeseexplosive
12/27/17 1:10:01 PM
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I don't eat where I put my peepee wiener
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Solar_Crimson
12/27/17 1:10:37 PM
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hollow_shrine
12/27/17 1:10:38 PM
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jrJ8Sgl

I do. Why don't you eat ass, TC?
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masticatingman
12/27/17 1:12:30 PM
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I do. Maybe stick to dating people who are very clean? Lol. Especially if youre eating the ass of a girl...it should be fucking spotless bruh.
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gunplagirl
12/27/17 1:16:23 PM
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I already do
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C_Pain
12/27/17 1:17:06 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
jrJ8Sgl

I do. Why don't you eat ass, TC?

I eat ass
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Fantastein
12/27/17 1:18:41 PM
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Because I'm a foreveralone who can't find anyone to let me eat their ass :(
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apolloooo
12/29/17 12:44:12 AM
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hollow_shrine posted...
jrJ8Sgl

I do. Why don't you eat ass, TC?

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Pepys Monster
12/29/17 12:52:54 AM
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Because I'm not a beta.
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Third_Eye
12/29/17 12:55:34 AM
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Used to eat out my ex's for up to an hour straight sometimes. We both loved it.
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Zikten
12/29/17 12:55:53 AM
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what if they fart while you are doing it?
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MuayThai85
12/29/17 12:57:53 AM
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My wife isn't into ass play of any kind. I rimmed her once, she returned the favour. Hasn't happened again since.
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berlyman101
12/29/17 12:57:54 AM
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CensorErik
12/29/17 12:58:47 AM
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Zikten posted...
what if they fart while you are doing it?

It's worse if you're eating chocolate pudding when that happens...so I've heard.
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EverDownward
12/29/17 12:59:22 AM
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cause i'm too busy eatin' cock, boi
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C_Pain
12/29/17 1:01:35 AM
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berlyman101 posted...
Literal shit

Trump eats ass bro
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Flasbangs
12/29/17 1:02:18 AM
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Because it's disgusting.
You need to have some kind of mental deficiency to think that sticking your tongue in an ass is sexy or having a tongue in your ass is pleasurable. Just vomit inducing.
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rhklce
12/29/17 1:03:06 AM
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Flasbangs posted...
Because it's disgusting.
You need to have some kind of mental deficiency to think that sticking your tongue in an ass is sexy or having a tongue in your ass is pleasurable. Just vomit inducing.


I bet you eat McDonalds.
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Flasbangs
12/29/17 1:04:03 AM
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rhklce posted...
Flasbangs posted...
Because it's disgusting.
You need to have some kind of mental deficiency to think that sticking your tongue in an ass is sexy or having a tongue in your ass is pleasurable. Just vomit inducing.


I bet you eat McDonalds.


I don't eat fast food.
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Forlorn_Ass
12/29/17 1:04:44 AM
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Its what I live for.
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rhklce
12/29/17 1:04:47 AM
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Flasbangs posted...
rhklce posted...
Flasbangs posted...
Because it's disgusting.
You need to have some kind of mental deficiency to think that sticking your tongue in an ass is sexy or having a tongue in your ass is pleasurable. Just vomit inducing.


I bet you eat McDonalds.


I don't eat fast food.


And, just like that, my argument vanished. Good day/evening to you.
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Flasbangs
12/29/17 1:05:47 AM
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rhklce posted...
Flasbangs posted...
rhklce posted...
Flasbangs posted...
Because it's disgusting.
You need to have some kind of mental deficiency to think that sticking your tongue in an ass is sexy or having a tongue in your ass is pleasurable. Just vomit inducing.


I bet you eat McDonalds.


I don't eat fast food.


And, just like that, my argument vanished. Good day/evening to you.


What argument?
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ShinigamiSoul
12/29/17 1:08:42 AM
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Flasbangs posted...
rhklce posted...
Flasbangs posted...
Because it's disgusting.
You need to have some kind of mental deficiency to think that sticking your tongue in an ass is sexy or having a tongue in your ass is pleasurable. Just vomit inducing.


I bet you eat McDonalds.


I don't eat fast food.

You don't eat fast food or ass? You sound like a boring dude so far
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rhklce
12/29/17 1:09:02 AM
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Flasbangs posted...
rhklce posted...
Flasbangs posted...
rhklce posted...
Flasbangs posted...
Because it's disgusting.
You need to have some kind of mental deficiency to think that sticking your tongue in an ass is sexy or having a tongue in your ass is pleasurable. Just vomit inducing.


I bet you eat McDonalds.


I don't eat fast food.


And, just like that, my argument vanished. Good day/evening to you.


What argument?


I was going to ask how youd have a problem eating ass but have no issues eating a Big Mac or whatever, but you dont eat fast food so my joke argument doesnt go here.
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Flasbangs
12/29/17 1:11:55 AM
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ShinigamiSoul posted...
Flasbangs posted...
rhklce posted...
Flasbangs posted...
Because it's disgusting.
You need to have some kind of mental deficiency to think that sticking your tongue in an ass is sexy or having a tongue in your ass is pleasurable. Just vomit inducing.


I bet you eat McDonalds.


I don't eat fast food.

You don't eat fast food or ass? You sound like a boring dude so far


If it's boring to not eat ass, then I'll happily be a boring dude.
I don't eat fast food because it's not worth it. You get hungry again about 20 minutes after eating it.
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KillerKhan420
12/29/17 1:51:00 AM
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Ah I won't eat it if it's not fresh from the shower or she's gassy. That's just asking to get your face blasted. Also, it's gotta be a nice one for me to want to do anything with it to begin with.

Also, if your gone down on a woman, it's literally right under the main course so you've probably done it on accident without even knowing it. That's the extent a woman has ever let me do to them is eat it or slip a little finger in while they are orgasming. Other than that, no full on penetration.
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Questionmarktarius
12/29/17 1:52:40 AM
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Some taboo about eating equine meat.
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LinksLiege
12/29/17 1:53:11 AM
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I got no ass to eat :/
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ArchiePeck
12/29/17 1:54:09 AM
#36:


Seriously, if you've never been rimmed by a girl while she gives you a handjob then you need to start expanding your sexual horizons - you're missing out!
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FLAMING EVIL HOMER
12/29/17 1:58:37 AM
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Gross. Thought it was just a meme but 6 out of 7 girls i worked with actually said they like it.

My girlfriend still gets a little freaked out when i go down on her the regular way if she thinks about what im doing too much lol. But she likes it and i like doing the ole 69.

Me and her pretty much agreed to no butt stuff. Ewwww.
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