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gna647
12/24/17 8:41:10 PM
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For Christmas
By her chad boyfriend

She probably put on some sexy lingerie for him too
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weapon_d00d816
12/24/17 8:45:35 PM
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You are now aware of your breathing.

Also your toes touching and your tongue's position.
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frozenshock
12/24/17 8:46:10 PM
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I doubt it. She died in 2002.
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WafflehouseJK
12/24/17 8:50:20 PM
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Nah, she's also blatantly said she's into me too and we're probably gonna start dating soon as she gets back from winter break.
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LinksLiege
12/24/17 8:52:08 PM
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I didn't realize I was crushing on a girl right now.
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Turbam
12/24/17 8:52:33 PM
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good for her
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weapon_d00d816
12/24/17 8:52:54 PM
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LinksLiege posted...
I didn't realize I was crushing on a girl right now.

Might wanna check your fat rolls
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thronedfire2
12/24/17 8:53:05 PM
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nah she's home with her kid
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mattnd2007
12/24/17 8:54:02 PM
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Well I mean yeah she's married and I realize I can never be with her.
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treewojima
12/24/17 8:55:54 PM
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nah, she's at home with her ridiculously large extended family
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MuayThai85
12/24/17 8:56:14 PM
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Yea she is. She also got fucked this morning as well.
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LittleRoyal
12/24/17 8:58:06 PM
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I love myself!
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Pepys Monster
12/24/17 8:59:12 PM
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Sigh. Well, at least one girl likes me and texts me every day.
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