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Nostalgic 12/24/17 6:14:13 PM #1:	Perks of being single. Hmmmm never tried these before. How are they? <cite>Nostalgic posted [p:892809308] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>Perks of being single. Hmmmm never tried these before. How are they?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nostalgic 12/24/17 6:22:11 PM #2:	I guess there's only one way to find out. <cite>Nostalgic posted [p:892809683] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>I guess there's only one way to find out.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 12/24/17 6:22:50 PM #3:	I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:892809715] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 12/24/17 6:23:17 PM #4:	I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though. <cite>CiIantro posted [p:892809736] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nostalgic 12/24/17 6:23:35 PM #5:	weapon_d00d816 posted... I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one. That makes no sense. <cite>Nostalgic posted [p:892809749] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one.</quote> That makes no sense.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/24/17 6:23:54 PM #6:	imagine if a female friend got you a custom made fleshlight modeled after her. I wonder if that's ever happened <cite>Zikten posted [p:892809761] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>imagine if a female friend got you a custom made fleshlight modeled after her. I wonder if that's ever happened</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 12/24/17 6:24:19 PM #7:	Nostalgic posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one. That makes no sense. I don't want to walk into the sex shop or have that purchase tied to my card. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:892809776] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nostalgic posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one.</quote> That makes no sense.</quote> I don't want to walk into the sex shop or have that purchase tied to my card.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 12/24/17 6:25:21 PM #8:	weapon_d00d816 posted... Nostalgic posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one. That makes no sense. I don't want to walk into the sex shop or have that purchase tied to my card. Buy it online, and the company purposely has an extremely vague name on your card statement. They know their customer base. <cite>CiIantro posted [p:892809824] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nostalgic posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one.</quote> That makes no sense.</quote> I don't want to walk into the sex shop or have that purchase tied to my card.</quote> Buy it online, and the company purposely has an extremely vague name on your card statement. They know their customer base.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Saxon 12/24/17 6:25:27 PM #9:	I want one of those life size silicon dolls for Xmas. They come direct from Japan and cost like 2 grand. <cite>Saxon posted [p:892809829] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>I want one of those life size silicon dolls for Xmas. They come direct from Japan and cost like 2 grand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nostalgic 12/24/17 6:25:28 PM #10:	weapon_d00d816 posted... Nostalgic posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one. That makes no sense. I don't want to walk into the sex shop or have that purchase tied to my card. Amazon? Use paypal or something? <cite>Nostalgic posted [p:892809830] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nostalgic posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one.</quote> That makes no sense.</quote> I don't want to walk into the sex shop or have that purchase tied to my card.</quote> Amazon? Use paypal or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 12/24/17 6:26:46 PM #11:	Also, in case anyone is interested, Fleshjack (the gay subsidiary of Fleshlight) makes the best dildos. Like, by far the best in the industry, and they are molded after top gay porn stars. They are very expensive, but totally worth it. <cite>CiIantro posted [p:892809904] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>Also, in case anyone is interested, Fleshjack (the gay subsidiary of Fleshlight) makes the best dildos. Like, by far the best in the industry, and they are molded after top gay porn stars. They are very expensive, but totally worth it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PSXer_5D_MkIII 12/24/17 6:27:50 PM #12:	Does using a fleshlight count as losing your virginity? <cite>PSXer_5D_MkIII posted [p:892809942] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>Does using a fleshlight count as losing your virginity?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mist_Turnips 12/24/17 6:28:33 PM #13:	PSXer_5D_MkIII posted... Does using a fleshlight count as losing your virginity? Only if you treat it to dinner. --- "They say if you don't hide your belly button, lightning could take it away from you! What would happen if it did?" http://i.imgur.com/G74y2NJ.png <cite>Mist_Turnips posted [p:892809981] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>PSXer_5D_MkIII posted...</cite> <quote>Does using a fleshlight count as losing your virginity?</quote> Only if you treat it to dinner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
synth_real 12/24/17 7:16:32 PM #14:	Take out the insert, fill up a bucket with hot water (but not too hot) and put the in insert in the water to warm it up before you use it. When you're done, dump the whole thing into the bucket of water to make clean-up easier. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil <cite>synth_real posted [p:892812415] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>Take out the insert, fill up a bucket with hot water (but not too hot) and put the in insert in the water to warm it up before you use it. When you're done, dump the whole thing into the bucket of water to make clean-up easier.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kislev 12/24/17 7:25:46 PM #16:	Nostalgic posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one. That makes no sense. They are really expensive --- https://youtu.be/BxgSV3C7vro We need a new Final Fantasy Tactics <cite>kislev posted [p:892812865] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>Nostalgic posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one.</quote> That makes no sense.</quote> They are really expensive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheRealDill2000 12/24/17 8:40:59 PM #17:	CiIantro posted... I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though. Why would you clean it. You're not sharing it with anyone. --- CE's source of sage-ly advice #BLM <cite>TheRealDill2000 posted [p:892816455] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though.</quote> Why would you clean it. You're not sharing it with anyone.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 12/24/17 8:42:46 PM #18:	weapon_d00d816 posted... Nostalgic posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one. That makes no sense. I don't want to walk into the sex shop or have that purchase tied to my card. So buy a gift card and buy it with that --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:892816537] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Nostalgic posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I want one really badly but I don't want to buy one.</quote> That makes no sense.</quote> I don't want to walk into the sex shop or have that purchase tied to my card.</quote> So buy a gift card and buy it with that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 12/24/17 8:47:15 PM #19:	Zikten posted... imagine if a female friend got you a custom made fleshlight modeled after her. I wonder if that's ever happened No. --- gr8 b8 m8 <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:892816735] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>imagine if a female friend got you a custom made fleshlight modeled after her. I wonder if that's ever happened</quote> No.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/24/17 8:58:18 PM #20:	I am just fucking confused. CiIantro posted... I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though. A fake hole is a fake hole --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:892817206] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>I am just fucking confused. <cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though.</quote> A fake hole is a fake hole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 12/24/17 9:33:28 PM #21:	@obeseexplosive posted... I am just fucking confused. CiIantro posted... I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though. A fake hole is a fake hole The gay ones are molded from the ass holes of gay porn stars. You can also buy their dildos. <cite>CiIantro posted [p:892818663] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>@obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote>I am just fucking confused. <cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though.</quote> A fake hole is a fake hole</quote> The gay ones are molded from the ass holes of gay porn stars. You can also buy their dildos.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R0ttedHorror 12/24/17 9:35:51 PM #22:	I have a remy one and i used to have a stoya one. Great tool to get over the death grip. --- https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/AllOptimisticFlamingo <cite>R0ttedHorror posted [p:892818762] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>I have a remy one and i used to have a stoya one. Great tool to get over the death grip.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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obeseexplosive 12/24/17 10:21:10 PM #24:	CiIantro posted... @obeseexplosive posted... I am just fucking confused. CiIantro posted... I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though. A fake hole is a fake hole The gay ones are molded from the ass holes of gay porn stars. You can also buy their dildos. I didn't need to know that wtf. --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:892820679] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote>I am just fucking confused. <cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though.</quote> A fake hole is a fake hole</quote> The gay ones are molded from the ass holes of gay porn stars. You can also buy their dildos.</quote> I didn't need to know that wtf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kislev 12/24/17 10:22:06 PM #25:	Make sureits not used --- https://youtu.be/BxgSV3C7vro We need a new Final Fantasy Tactics <cite>kislev posted [p:892820714] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote>Make sureits not used</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/24/17 10:24:59 PM #26:	kislev posted... Make sureits not used Don't buy a gay porn stars used fake hole got it I don't know anymore --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:892820810] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>kislev posted...</cite> <quote>Make sureits not used</quote> Don't buy a gay porn stars used fake hole got it I don't know anymore</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CiIantro 12/24/17 11:33:23 PM #27:	obeseexplosive posted... CiIantro posted... @obeseexplosive posted... I am just fucking confused. CiIantro posted... I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though. A fake hole is a fake hole The gay ones are molded from the ass holes of gay porn stars. You can also buy their dildos. I didn't need to know that wtf. You realize they also sell ones molded after female porn stars vajayjays/assholes too, right? Welcome to the world of adult entertainment. <cite>CiIantro posted [p:892823412] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote>I am just fucking confused. <cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though.</quote> A fake hole is a fake hole</quote> The gay ones are molded from the ass holes of gay porn stars. You can also buy their dildos.</quote> I didn't need to know that wtf.</quote> You realize they also sell ones molded after female porn stars vajayjays/assholes too, right? Welcome to the world of adult entertainment.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/25/17 12:19:57 AM #28:	CiIantro posted... obeseexplosive posted... CiIantro posted... @obeseexplosive posted... I am just fucking confused. CiIantro posted... I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though. A fake hole is a fake hole The gay ones are molded from the ass holes of gay porn stars. You can also buy their dildos. I didn't need to know that wtf. You realize they also sell ones molded after female porn stars vajayjays/assholes too, right? Welcome to the world of adult entertainment. I jerk off with my hand. It's done me right for 33 years --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:892825214] in Friend got... [t:76133379]...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote><cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote><cite>@obeseexplosive posted...</cite> <quote>I am just fucking confused. <cite>CiIantro posted...</cite> <quote>I have only ever used the gay versions, but they are pretty good. A pain to clean though.</quote> A fake hole is a fake hole</quote> The gay ones are molded from the ass holes of gay porn stars. You can also buy their dildos.</quote> I didn't need to know that wtf.</quote> You realize they also sell ones molded after female porn stars vajayjays/assholes too, right? Welcome to the world of adult entertainment.</quote> I jerk off with my hand. It's done me right for 33 years</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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