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Poll of the Day > I've decided I'm not going to my family Christmas "party."

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PK_Spam
12/24/17 8:37:11 AM
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I say party because its already looking like a shitshow because they STILL havent started cooking any food and literally just left to pick up my mother to buy it all. On Christmas Eve.

But, besides that, my unstable religious fanatic cousin is gonna be there, and I dont wanna be anywhere near that. All I need is to look at him wrong, then turn away before getting a bullet right to my head.

This is the same guy who once choked out his only ex girlfriend because she smoked pot without him.

The same one who told another cousin that he was gonna shoot him, then sent a picture of himself holding a gun, all over $20

The same cousin who held his own mother in a chokehold over an argument about dishes.

I shouldnt have to be anywhere near that mess because I dont wanna be involved in the splash damage from his inevitable eruption.
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pizz
12/24/17 8:53:02 AM
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*pats on head*
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Tropic_Sunset
12/24/17 8:56:47 AM
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*rubs on belly*
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darcandkharg31
12/24/17 8:58:27 AM
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*rubs butt*
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Sarcasthma
12/24/17 8:58:34 AM
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*tries to pat head and rub belly at the same time*
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PK_Spam
12/24/17 9:00:53 AM
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Sarcasthma posted...
*tries to pat head and rub belly at the same time*

Use your foot to rub my butt too and you win
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Tropic_Sunset
12/24/17 9:01:11 AM
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*tries to switch*
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kind9
12/24/17 9:02:52 AM
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A sound decision.
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Sarcasthma
12/24/17 11:32:45 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
*tries to pat head and rub belly at the same time*

Use your foot to rub my butt too and you win

Im afraid to ask what the prize for winning is.
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