Current Events > A roast is probably the most boring fucking dish on the planet...

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Its just Flavourless meat.

It doesnt matter if it was done by Gordon Ramsey or a student making their first meal in home economics

Its soooo boring.
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Its not flavorless hmmmmmmmmmm
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are you white
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I think you're royally fucking up if a chunk of meat soaking in juices for an extended period of time is flavorless.

Maybe not eat shit roast
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How are you cooking it that it's flavorless?

Honestly a bit of oil, garlic, and veg and any pork or beef roast tastes awesome.
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Look at all these boring sadsacks. Would you like your slab of flavourless meat with a side of plain rice and steamed cauliflower.

The fuck outta here with that weak as shit maaaaaan
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Put bbq sauce on t
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Letron_James posted...

Put bbq sauce on t

You basically have to to get anything to register on the old tastebuds.
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answer my fucking question
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einegutePerson posted...

answer my fucking question

Isnt the stereotype that white people eat boring food?

Then my answer is no.
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SwayM posted...

Look at all these boring sadsacks. Would you like your slab of flavourless meat with a side of plain rice and steamed cauliflower.

The fuck outta here with that weak as shit maaaaaan

Hey bud, it isn't our fault you are either a shit cook, or have shit tast buds so don't take it out on us. Take it out on whoever did that to you.

__aCEr__ posted...

I think you're royally fucking up if a chunk of meat soaking in juices for an extended period of time is flavorless.

It happens when people think they all need to do for a roast is dump all the ingredients in a slow cooker and let it cook overnight

A piece of meat soaking in its own juices = good enough to some folks.

Dont bother seasoning those steaks! No what are you silly? Theres already plenty enough flavour in there
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SwayM posted...

A piece of meat soaking in its own juices = good enough to some folks.

Dont bother seasoning those steaks! No what are you silly? Theres already plenty enough flavour in there

Because that's not a good roast, you are supposed to season it well.
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tote_all posted...

I agree with TC. Boring AF.

FF_Redux posted...

Maybe not eat shit roast

Your pre-30 years old diabetes says you'll eat anything, bud.

Dude, why do you guys always have to bring that up? Nothing else to do but harass others about their personal lives? That's pathetic, man. Straight talk.

TC, try marinades, dry rubs, or a different cut of meat maybe. I'd suggest a rib roast. If you don't want to spend a lot you can get friendly with a butcher and ask them to cut you a chuck roast from the rib end. It's something I've always been happy to do for knowledgeable customers who knew to ask.
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tote_all posted...

FF_Redux posted...

Because that's not a good roast, you are supposed to season it well.

500 grams of sugar isn't "seasoning".

Because that's what you'd need to be diabetic before 30.

You really need a new hobby, man. This makes you look like a real jerk.
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It's nice, but for all the waiting (and arguments if more than one person has an opinion on how best to cook it), i'd rather have a crappier meat in shorter time.
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tote_all posted...

CensorErik posted...

personal lives

What you complain and play the victim on CE =/= Personal life

CensorErik posted...

You really need a new hobby, man. This makes you look like a real jerk.

I don't see how looking like a jerk on CE means I need a new hobby.

Then carry on trying to bully people. Posters like you always get themselves suspended or warned eventually. Merry Christmas.
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White people can't season meat
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Post 24 doesn't even make sense. Is that an actual belief?
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tote_all posted...

13 years on GameFAQs and counting!

Yup, as I expected, nothing better to do. Sorry, man, things will only get better for you if you put in a lil effort. Good luck.
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tote_all posted...

Seasoning meat =/= Seasoning the water in which you cooked the meat

...what
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CensorErik posted...

Post 24 doesn't even make sense. Is that an actual belief?

White people and bland food is a pretty common one, yeah.
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reminds me of when i realized why all my white friends were fairly picky eaters and amazed at the food of most restaurants

i realized when i had food at their house
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re-reading some of these posts

i think some CEmen are under the impression that roasts are done submerged in some sort of solution?
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DrizztLink posted...

CensorErik posted...

Post 24 doesn't even make sense. Is that an actual belief?

White people and bland food is a pretty common one, yeah.

I wasn't aware of this. *shrug*
einegutePerson posted...

reminds me of when i realized why all my white friends were fairly picky eaters and amazed at the food of most restaurants

i realized when i had food at their house

You should meet some more white people I think. I'm not a picky eater and I know how to season food to get many delicious results. I'm not a chef or anything. I just have tastebuds and like to use them all.
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CensorErik posted...

You should meet some more white people I think.

obviously not ALL of my white friends
but many of them were picky eaters

when i ate over at few white friend's houses, their moms could not cook for shit

so you know
it makes sense that these kids were picky eaters
i know a few non-white picky eaters, but they also have moms that can't cook well

it's just something i noticed
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tote_all posted...

einegutePerson posted...

re-reading some of these posts

i think some CEmen are under the impression that roasts are done submerged in some sort of solution?

Shitty roasts are.

Yeah, sometimes they're boiled.

Which makes me wonder why they are called "roasts", but whatever.

My dad used to roast a whole chicken in a romertopf (Clay pot that goes in the oven) with carrots and some other things I forget, all over a bed of couscous.

Excellent.
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tote_all posted...

CensorErik posted...

Then carry on trying to bully people. Posters like you always get themselves suspended or warned eventually. Merry Christmas.

13 years on GameFAQs and counting! Merry Christmas!

Smashingpmkns posted...

White people can't season meat

Seasoning meat =/= Seasoning the water in which you cooked the meat

Seasoning isn't magic.

Well here's the proof lol
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yall crazy
like i heard of braising your roasts
but straight up boiling lmfao
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Its what im makin for xmas dinner
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einegutePerson posted...

re-reading some of these posts

i think some CEmen are under the impression that roasts are done submerged in some sort of solution?

I find so many people think meat has to be cooked with liquid. It's amazing. I sell this chick a boneless prime rib and she's like, "What do you think, 4 cups of chicken broth and some root vegetabls in a crockpot for 3 hours?" I'm like..."Why get prime rib if you're going to use a crockpot? Why chicken broth? Are you pranking me?" She just sorta laughed and asked how long a different roast the same size would take in a crockpot. I knew what she was doing, but I told her it'd be roughly 2 1/2 hours. Sure enough she bought the prime rib. Some people can't be guided nor corrected.
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CensorErik posted...

I sell this chick a boneless prime rib and she's like, "What do you think, 4 cups of chicken broth and some root vegetabls in a crockpot for 3 hours?"

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i have zero cooking skill to make a roast :(.
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kingdrake2 posted...

i have zero cooking skill

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SwayM posted...

Look at all these boring sadsacks. Would you like your slab of flavourless meat with a side of plain rice and steamed cauliflower.

The fuck outta here with that weak as shit maaaaaan

That's not a roast though
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JE19426 posted...

SwayM posted...

Look at all these boring sadsacks. Would you like your slab of flavourless meat with a side of plain rice and steamed cauliflower.

The fuck outta here with that weak as shit maaaaaan

Hey bud, it isn't our fault you are either a shit cook, or have shit tast buds so don't take it out on us. Take it out on whoever did that to you.

Tote had to switch to his alt to troll op because he already blew his load over seeing FF redux post. Lmao. What a clown.
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FF_Redux posted...

Maybe not eat shit roast

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I don't care what your taste buds are like, if you think a roast is flavourless you're doing it wrong, end of discussion.

Like seriously you're slow roasting a fatty poultry - bones and all - in herbs and spices for hours, there's just no way that will ever be flavourless unless you do a bad job.
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i hope these 3 pages of posts are full of people telling you of the magic that is a good roast
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