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kislev
12/22/17 1:37:05 AM
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Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about

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Hay
12/22/17 1:38:02 AM
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go away perv
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meestermj
12/22/17 1:39:30 AM
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I got caught with my cousin once. We got a lecture and had to stay 10 feet apart the rest of thanksgiving.
Good thing my family doesn't know about anything else.
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kislev
12/22/17 1:40:55 AM
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Hay posted...
go away perv


Says the guy who came into this thread...
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JimmyJumper6
12/22/17 1:41:39 AM
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meestermj posted...
I got caught with my cousin once. We got a lecture and had to stay 10 feet apart the rest of thanksgiving.
Good thing my family doesn't know about anything else.

Did you bang her??
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MabusIncarnate
12/22/17 1:41:53 AM
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Yeah I do.. eh heh heh..
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kislev
12/22/17 1:42:44 AM
#7:


JimmyJumper6 posted...
meestermj posted...
I got caught with my cousin once. We got a lecture and had to stay 10 feet apart the rest of thanksgiving.
Good thing my family doesn't know about anything else.

Did you bang her??


Yes please provide details
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meestermj
12/22/17 1:42:48 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
meestermj posted...
I got caught with my cousin once. We got a lecture and had to stay 10 feet apart the rest of thanksgiving.
Good thing my family doesn't know about anything else.

Did you bang her??

Nah. But there was worse shit going on. Much worse than cousin stuff.
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gna647
12/22/17 1:43:30 AM
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I do and have fantasized about her >___>

She is kind of a thot though
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masticatingman
12/22/17 1:43:39 AM
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I have an 8-9/10 blonde cousin. She really stands out because literally everyone else in my family is brunette. Shes also just a year or so older than me while all my other cousins or relatives can be from 5-20 years older than me. Definitely fantasized about her as well as another female cousin a couple times.
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Offworlder1
12/22/17 1:44:02 AM
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Nope, related by blood means no banging, not into incest.
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nome from gnome
12/22/17 1:47:09 AM
#12:


kislev posted...
Hay posted...
go away perv


Says the guy who came into this thread...

Hey instantly migrated to this topic because he wanted Hoths cousin
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Gamer99z
12/22/17 1:50:28 AM
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meestermj posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
meestermj posted...
I got caught with my cousin once. We got a lecture and had to stay 10 feet apart the rest of thanksgiving.
Good thing my family doesn't know about anything else.

Did you bang her??

Nah. But there was worse shit going on. Much worse than cousin stuff.

... Like what?
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meestermj
12/22/17 1:51:45 AM
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Gamer99z posted...
meestermj posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
meestermj posted...
I got caught with my cousin once. We got a lecture and had to stay 10 feet apart the rest of thanksgiving.
Good thing my family doesn't know about anything else.

Did you bang her??

Nah. But there was worse shit going on. Much worse than cousin stuff.

... Like what?

I honestly can't say or I will guaranteed get modded.
I've said most of it in the old school CE confessions topics before, but always anonymously.
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DocileOrangeCup
12/22/17 1:56:17 AM
#15:


meestermj posted...
I honestly can't say or I will guaranteed get modded.
I've said most of it in the old school CE confessions topics before, but always anonymously.

i think i know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7ZY3ycnUE

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meestermj
12/22/17 1:58:18 AM
#16:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
meestermj posted...
I honestly can't say or I will guaranteed get modded.
I've said most of it in the old school CE confessions topics before, but always anonymously.

i think i know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7ZY3ycnUE

Nah. I have no issues about the thing with my step sister. That got hard to hide after she got preggers.
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kislev
12/22/17 2:06:03 AM
#17:


meestermj posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
meestermj posted...
I honestly can't say or I will guaranteed get modded.
I've said most of it in the old school CE confessions topics before, but always anonymously.

i think i know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7ZY3ycnUE

Nah. I have no issues about the thing with my step sister. That got hard to hide after she got preggers.


Ur my hero
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AngelicTouch99
12/22/17 2:29:21 AM
#18:


meestermj posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
meestermj posted...
I honestly can't say or I will guaranteed get modded.
I've said most of it in the old school CE confessions topics before, but always anonymously.

i think i know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7ZY3ycnUE

Nah. I have no issues about the thing with my step sister. That got hard to hide after she got preggers.

Um...wtf? Do you only meet women at family reunions and sunday dinner or something??
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Infinite 2003
12/22/17 2:47:55 AM
#19:


meestermj posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
meestermj posted...
I honestly can't say or I will guaranteed get modded.
I've said most of it in the old school CE confessions topics before, but always anonymously.

i think i know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7ZY3ycnUE

Nah. I have no issues about the thing with my step sister. That got hard to hide after she got preggers.


You really like to keep it in the family huh?
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JimmyJumper6
12/22/17 2:57:09 AM
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Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?
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kislev
12/22/17 4:17:21 AM
#21:


JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?
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Kineth
12/22/17 4:19:09 AM
#22:


kislev posted...
Hay posted...
go away perv


Says the guy who came into this thread...


Did he at least use protection?
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CarlGrimes
12/22/17 4:31:04 AM
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Cousins are for practice.

But I never did have a hot cousin.
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a_riot04
12/22/17 4:43:05 AM
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Agreed. Mine's got 4 kids. All 1st born. Damn shame noone's mine.
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Darkrobotisback
12/22/17 4:47:04 AM
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kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?

Because in some states it's illegal.
Therefore you're breaking real world laws if you act on it.
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kislev
12/22/17 4:50:48 AM
#26:


Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?

Because in some states it's illegal.
Therefore you're breaking real world laws if you act on it.


Marriage with first cousins are illegal in some states but it doesnt mean u cant have sex with them
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Darkrobotisback
12/22/17 4:56:20 AM
#27:


kislev posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?

Because in some states it's illegal.
Therefore you're breaking real world laws if you act on it.


Marriage with first cousins are illegal in some states but it doesnt mean u cant have sex with them

Pretty sure people have gone to jail for having sex with their cousins.
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wdlp
12/22/17 4:56:42 AM
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I don't have any cousins.
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kislev
12/22/17 5:00:19 AM
#29:


Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?

Because in some states it's illegal.
Therefore you're breaking real world laws if you act on it.


Marriage with first cousins are illegal in some states but it doesnt mean u cant have sex with them

Pretty sure people have gone to jail for having sex with their cousins.


Do you have any source? Its only illegal to marry but not to have sex with your cousin you can even look it up
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Darkrobotisback
12/22/17 5:03:09 AM
#30:


kislev posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?

Because in some states it's illegal.
Therefore you're breaking real world laws if you act on it.


Marriage with first cousins are illegal in some states but it doesnt mean u cant have sex with them

Pretty sure people have gone to jail for having sex with their cousins.


Do you have any source? Its only illegal to marry but not to have sex with your cousin you can even look it up

I remember seeing on the news, where some guy and his cousin were having sex in their truck and some police officer caught them and booked them for jail.
Something like that...
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Burnt_Puke82
12/22/17 5:06:14 AM
#31:


JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?

It would depend on how graphic the story is.
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JimmyJumper6
12/22/17 5:07:22 AM
#32:


kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?

Alright... so.. Once upon a time my cousin started facebook messaging me almost constantly. She would message just to ask how I was doing or just to tell me whatever happened in her day. I did think it was a little off honestly but I am a good friend/family member so I go with it.. It's nice to be nice and it's just making convo anyways.

About 6 months after all this started she starts sending a bunch of selfies. "Here's my hair today, here's my favorite food, I love how I look today".... You know how they are.. For me it was awkward,, but I didn't know what to say. Next thing I know she has asked my parents if she could spend the night here at home.

She gets here everything is fine and normal, eat dinner, watch a movie with my parents.. However, once my parents go to bed.. She asks me to put on another movie, so yeah I oblige and put on Shooter. 1/4 through the movie she asks" Can I bite you?"

Dude I didn't know wtf so I just said "sure..."

And she grabs my forearm and latches down on it. Honestly, it feels really fucking good. she releases her teeth from my skin, looks up at me, giggles, and continues to bite me down my arm. She moves from my arm to down further. From there, it ends up going all out. She was a biter (left marks accross all over my body, and it felt fucking amazing..
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Pseudo_Legacy
12/22/17 5:10:24 AM
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_MorningStar
12/22/17 5:13:03 AM
#34:


JimmyJumper6 posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?

Alright... so.. Once upon a time my cousin started facebook messaging me almost constantly. she would message just to ask how I was doing or to tell me whatever happened in her day. I did think it was a little off honestly but I am a good friend/family member so I just go with it.. It's nice to be nice and it's just making convo anyways.

About 6 months after all this started she starts sending a bunch of selfies. "Here's my hair today, here's my favorite food, I love how I look today".... You know how they are.. For me it was awkward,, but I didn't know what to say. Net thing I know she has asked my parents if she could spend the night here.

she gets here everything is fine and normal, eat dinner, watch a movie with my parents.. Once my parents go to bed though.. she asks me to put on another movie, so yeah, I put on shooter I think. 1/4 through the movie she asks" can I bite you?"

Dude I didn't know wtf so I just said "sure..."

And she grabs my forearm and latches down on it. Honestly, it feels really fucking good. she releases her teeth from my skin, looks up at me, giggles, and continues to bite me down my arm. From there you know how the rest goes. she was a biter, and it felt fucking amaing


Go on....
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Burnt_Puke82
12/22/17 5:15:01 AM
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JimmyJumper6 posted...
1/4 through the movie she asks" can I bite you?

lol
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JimmyJumper6
12/22/17 5:21:18 AM
#36:


_MorningStar posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?



Go on....


I don't want to get modded <_<
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treewojima
12/22/17 5:24:20 AM
#37:


i have a couple. one is adopted, so she's fair game
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smoliske
12/22/17 5:28:56 AM
#38:


Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?

Because in some states it's illegal.
Therefore you're breaking real world laws if you act on it.


Marriage with first cousins are illegal in some states but it doesnt mean u cant have sex with them

Pretty sure people have gone to jail for having sex with their cousins.


Do you have any source? Its only illegal to marry but not to have sex with your cousin you can even look it up

I remember seeing on the news, where some guy and his cousin were having sex in their truck and some police officer caught them and booked them for jail.
Something like that...


you're just making shit up

no source no care
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kislev
12/22/17 5:33:33 AM
#39:


JimmyJumper6 posted...
_MorningStar posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?



Go on....


I don't want to get modded <_<


Can a mod come in and promise not to mod you for it?
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Darkrobotisback
12/22/17 5:36:18 AM
#40:


smoliske posted...
you're just making shit up
no source no care

Or maybe you could look it up if you don't believe me?
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ImNotAnIdiot
12/22/17 5:37:33 AM
#41:


Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
Darkrobotisback posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?

Because in some states it's illegal.
Therefore you're breaking real world laws if you act on it.


Marriage with first cousins are illegal in some states but it doesnt mean u cant have sex with them

Pretty sure people have gone to jail for having sex with their cousins.


Do you have any source? Its only illegal to marry but not to have sex with your cousin you can even look it up

I remember seeing on the news, where some guy and his cousin were having sex in their truck and some police officer caught them and booked them for jail.
Something like that...

Assuming this happened, if they were caught somewhere public in the truck that's probably why they were arrested or some other reason. Them being cousins likely had nothing to do with it.
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JimmyJumper6
12/22/17 5:40:32 AM
#42:


kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
_MorningStar posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
kislev posted...
JimmyJumper6 posted...
Is posting a cousin sex story against the TOU?


Why would it be?



Go on....


I don't want to get modded <_<


Can a mod come in and promise not to mod you for it?

I mean I would if it were okay to post but the rest is all essentially x-rated <_<
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Rob Cesternino
12/22/17 6:02:43 AM
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Do you still talk to her? Did you get into a relationship with her?
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V-E-G-Y-
12/22/17 6:13:48 AM
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JimmyJumper6
12/22/17 6:16:22 AM
#45:


Rob Cesternino posted...
Do you still talk to her? Did you get into a relationship with her?

No.. the sex was amazing but we never got physically intimate like that again. We have been really close though and text and call with each other and can talk about anything. Its all right, honestly she is pretty cool so Im glad I got know her the way I did
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JimmyJumper6
12/22/17 6:16:56 AM
#46:


V-E-G-Y- posted...
Jimmys cousin was a bear

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Link HT
12/22/17 6:17:29 AM
#47:


meestermj posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
meestermj posted...
I honestly can't say or I will guaranteed get modded.
I've said most of it in the old school CE confessions topics before, but always anonymously.

i think i know

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF7ZY3ycnUE

Nah. I have no issues about the thing with my step sister. That got hard to hide after she got preggers.

roll tide
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V-E-G-Y-
12/22/17 6:17:47 AM
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pres_madagascar
12/22/17 6:24:17 AM
#49:


I have a whole handful of hot cousins but I wouldn't fuck any of them, too weird.
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JlM
12/22/17 6:59:53 AM
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I did number stuff with my cousin when we were young. Half way through I kinda freaked out and just went into the bathroom for a half hour. When I came back I told her I think I had been sleepwalking. She asked if I remembered what happened before I went to the bathroom. I said no and we never talked about it again.

>_>
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