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My name is Winston Holmes the 4th, and I dislike all of you little devils. One could say all you are porky, stupid, 3rd class citizens who spend every moment of their dreadful day looking at silly old pictures. You are all that is horrid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever escorted a beautiful lady? One means, one guesses it is jolly good fun insulting other people because of your own insecurities, but you devils take to a whole new level. This is even worse than meeting Madam Palm and her five beautiful daughters to pictures on Facebook.

It wouldnt be fair for me to chastise you without giving you the chance to return the favour, pip. Go ahead blighters. One is pretty much perfect. One was captain of the football team (proper football, none of that Yankee tripe), and starter on ones cricket team. What sports do you play? One also gets straight As at Eton, and has a spliffingly dashing lady friend (She just made me tea; crumpets were gosh darn spliffing). You little blighters should sort ones life out. Cheerio old boy, cheers for listening.

Pic Related: Its me and my smashing lady

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