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Pepys Monster
12/19/17 5:35:18 PM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
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I was talking to a girl at a rave and she said "look at us, we're flirting!" I don't remember what we were talking about. So apparently, I'm capable of auto-flirting.


This sounds like the most bland personality ever. Unless she was actually at Mr. Meseeks or whatever those dudes are called

lol, why? She was rolling.


That literally sounds like a Family Guy cutaway of an annoying white girl.

Well, she was nice and shared a drink with me. Also, she was hot. But she had a boyfriend.
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Trickfinger
12/19/17 5:40:51 PM
#52:


cAPITALISATION posted...
Woodger posted...
Flirting is just anything that communicates your interest in someone. It doesn't need to involve any specifically worded small talk or anything. A normal conversation would do as long as you being it across that you think shes cool and you want to see her again.

But how do differentiate romantic interest from platonic?

You communicate with your words after you get a gut feeling.

You're a man. We get rejected, that's why it's important to be able to be straightforward with your intentions and comfortable with your own sexuality and just STOP BEING SCARED.

Nothing bad will happen if a girl you aren't involved with isn't into you. You're already not with her. There is no loss.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/19/17 6:06:47 PM
#53:


Pepys Monster posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I was talking to a girl at a rave and she said "look at us, we're flirting!" I don't remember what we were talking about. So apparently, I'm capable of auto-flirting.


This sounds like the most bland personality ever. Unless she was actually at Mr. Meseeks or whatever those dudes are called

lol, why? She was rolling.


That literally sounds like a Family Guy cutaway of an annoying white girl.

Well, she was nice and shared a drink with me. Also, she was hot. But she had a boyfriend.


So she was trying to get her bf to fight you or something? Why would she yell that you guys were flirting when she had a bf? This situation is mad sketchy bro
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MacadamianNut3
12/19/17 6:07:31 PM
#54:


Walk up to a chick and tell her you don't have a gag reflex

Easiest shit ever
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Trickfinger
12/19/17 6:07:40 PM
#55:


That story most likely never happened.
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Lost_All_Senses
12/19/17 6:07:52 PM
#56:


Trickfinger posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
Woodger posted...
Flirting is just anything that communicates your interest in someone. It doesn't need to involve any specifically worded small talk or anything. A normal conversation would do as long as you being it across that you think shes cool and you want to see her again.

But how do differentiate romantic interest from platonic?

You communicate with your words after you get a gut feeling.

You're a man. We get rejected, that's why it's important to be able to be straightforward with your intentions and comfortable with your own sexuality and just STOP BEING SCARED.

Nothing bad will happen if a girl you aren't involved with isn't into you. You're already not with her. There is no loss.


Dead ass
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Pepys Monster
12/19/17 6:37:43 PM
#57:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
I was talking to a girl at a rave and she said "look at us, we're flirting!" I don't remember what we were talking about. So apparently, I'm capable of auto-flirting.


This sounds like the most bland personality ever. Unless she was actually at Mr. Meseeks or whatever those dudes are called

lol, why? She was rolling.


That literally sounds like a Family Guy cutaway of an annoying white girl.

Well, she was nice and shared a drink with me. Also, she was hot. But she had a boyfriend.


So she was trying to get her bf to fight you or something? Why would she yell that you guys were flirting when she had a bf? This situation is mad sketchy bro

I don't know, but he seemed like he didn't really care. Maybe they're in an open relationship.
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weapon_d00d816
12/19/17 6:55:03 PM
#58:


You talk about meaningless shit that neither of you care about until it's been arbitrarily long enough to be acceptable to admit you're looking for a companion.
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Trickfinger
12/19/17 7:00:00 PM
#59:


weapon_d00d816 posted...
You talk about meaningless shit that neither of you care about until it's been arbitrarily long enough to be acceptable to admit you're looking for a companion.

Right. Even if it's a gimmick it's obviously based in reality. These MFs can either be content with their (lack of a) situation until they're too out of shape to fix it, or they can take advice from real goobys.
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Woodger
12/19/17 7:32:06 PM
#60:


cAPITALISATION posted...
Woodger posted...
Flirting is just anything that communicates your interest in someone. It doesn't need to involve any specifically worded small talk or anything. A normal conversation would do as long as you being it across that you think shes cool and you want to see her again.

But how do differentiate romantic interest from platonic?

It could be even literally that, "I think you're pretty cool, wanna go out sometime?" Just any easy going convo, but conclude it like that making it clear you're into her romantic styles, so then if she's also interested she won't shy away from saying so. Women generally don't like to make the first move, or even the first acknowledgment, so don't be vague about it or try to drop hints, but then also don't try to be all like 'in da club' about it, cause that kind of flirting is always terrible, even when actually in da club.
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C_Pain
12/19/17 7:33:34 PM
#61:


You have to be playful. Touch their shoulder, etc. Show interest in them. A lil bit of teasing is apart. Suggestion of sexual things (NOT DIRECT/CREEPY).
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JustMonika
12/19/17 7:34:10 PM
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KILBOTz
12/19/17 7:36:18 PM
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Trickfinger
12/19/17 7:55:59 PM
#64:


JustMonika posted...
"send bobs"

Just Monika huh. Are you black?
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Trickfinger
12/19/17 8:18:31 PM
#65:


@JustMonika
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deenoona
12/19/17 8:26:26 PM
#66:


@PlsGodDontBanMe is really good at flirting. Ask him for tips.
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JustMonika
12/19/17 8:27:02 PM
#67:


Trickfinger posted...
Are you black?

No it's a reference to Doki Doki Literature club.
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PlsGodDontBanMe
12/19/17 8:30:53 PM
#68:


deenoona posted...
@PlsGodDontBanMe is really good at flirting. Ask him for tips.


Yeah, you just got to lay on the compliments constantly and tell them they dont look old, ever.

Dont ever ever ever call a girl old even if theyre super duper old
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deenoona
12/19/17 8:31:57 PM
#69:


PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
deenoona posted...
@PlsGodDontBanMe is really good at flirting. Ask him for tips.


Yeah, you just got to lay on the compliments constantly and tell them they dont look old, ever.

Dont ever ever ever call a girl old even if theyre super duper old

... you think I'm old?
Everything between us was a lie?
I'm legitimately hurt right now, I thought.. I guess it was all a game to you?
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Superlinkbro
12/19/17 8:32:54 PM
#70:


1. Use a cringy pick up line
2. "Profit"
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Trickfinger
12/19/17 8:33:15 PM
#71:


JustMonika posted...
Trickfinger posted...
Are you black?

No it's a reference to Doki Doki Literature club.

Oh my bad lmao
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PlsGodDontBanMe
12/19/17 8:36:38 PM
#72:


deenoona posted...
PlsGodDontBanMe posted...
deenoona posted...
@PlsGodDontBanMe is really good at flirting. Ask him for tips.


Yeah, you just got to lay on the compliments constantly and tell them they dont look old, ever.

Dont ever ever ever call a girl old even if theyre super duper old

... you think I'm old?
Everything between us was a lie?
I'm legitimately hurt right now, I thought.. I guess it was all a game to you?


Uhhhh

Shit. @Parappa09 help me out here man. I need my wingman for this I fucked up baaaaaaad.

Ummm shit.

No no Dee you dont look a day over 21! I completely was 100% serious that you arent old! I would never lie to you!
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cAPITALISATION
12/20/17 1:37:14 AM
#73:


Trickfinger posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
Woodger posted...
Flirting is just anything that communicates your interest in someone. It doesn't need to involve any specifically worded small talk or anything. A normal conversation would do as long as you being it across that you think shes cool and you want to see her again.

But how do differentiate romantic interest from platonic?

You communicate with your words after you get a gut feeling.

You're a man. We get rejected, that's why it's important to be able to be straightforward with your intentions and comfortable with your own sexuality and just STOP BEING SCARED.

Nothing bad will happen if a girl you aren't involved with isn't into you. You're already not with her. There is no loss.

In all honesty, I have never ever been scared to ask someone out. I'm just looking to "improve" at doing do.

Woodger posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
Woodger posted...
Flirting is just anything that communicates your interest in someone. It doesn't need to involve any specifically worded small talk or anything. A normal conversation would do as long as you being it across that you think shes cool and you want to see her again.

But how do differentiate romantic interest from platonic?

It could be even literally that, "I think you're pretty cool, wanna go out sometime?" Just any easy going convo, but conclude it like that making it clear you're into her romantic styles, so then if she's also interested she won't shy away from saying so. Women generally don't like to make the first move, or even the first acknowledgment, so don't be vague about it or try to drop hints, but then also don't try to be all like 'in da club' about it, cause that kind of flirting is always terrible, even when actually in da club.

I'm pretty sure I could never be all 'in da club' no matter how hard I tried, so it's all good :D
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Harpie
12/20/17 1:37:59 AM
#74:


practice flirting with me :p
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cAPITALISATION
12/20/17 1:39:26 AM
#75:


Harpie posted...
practice flirting with me :p

Umm...

Send vobs and bagene?
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butthole666
12/20/17 1:40:34 AM
#76:


I'm really good at "flirting" with people I'm not trying to flirt with and then when I'm actually interested in someone I'm a fuckin mute

It's really astonishing
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Harpie
12/20/17 1:41:41 AM
#77:


cAPITALISATION posted...
Harpie posted...
practice flirting with me :p

Umm...

Send vobs and bagene?

im moist
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cAPITALISATION
12/20/17 1:41:56 AM
#78:


butthole666 posted...
I'm really good at "flirting" with people I'm not trying to flirt with and then when I'm actually interested in someone I'm a fuckin mute

It's really astonishing

Replace "flirting" with "holding a conversation" and this is me, lmao
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cAPITALISATION
12/20/17 3:12:13 AM
#79:


Up
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Trickfinger
12/20/17 8:04:28 AM
#80:


You got anxiety at all bro? That can be a killer speaking from experience. Also how old are you?
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cAPITALISATION
12/20/17 1:57:01 PM
#81:


Trickfinger posted...
You got anxiety at all bro? That can be a killer speaking from experience. Also how old are you?

Not sure. I get nervous, but I tend to manage to do the things I want to do.

22
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cAPITALISATION
12/20/17 4:05:52 PM
#82:


@Harpie posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
Harpie posted...
practice flirting with me :p

Umm...

Send vobs and bagene?

im moist

1vho1ZY
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Mikablu
12/20/17 4:06:40 PM
#83:


"Your face; I like that shit."
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cAPITALISATION
12/21/17 1:11:38 AM
#84:


Mikablu posted...
"Your face; I like that shit."

I can't say that, she's brown!
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cAPITALISATION
12/21/17 2:57:55 PM
#85:


Pay me attention, CE!
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Trickfinger
12/21/17 3:35:53 PM
#86:


Trial and error gives you the best results.
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cAPITALISATION
12/21/17 4:31:08 PM
#87:


Trickfinger posted...
Trial and error gives you the best results.

What about error and error?
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Trickfinger
12/21/17 6:35:22 PM
#88:


That's even better. Rejection is good.
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SableWolfAngel
12/21/17 6:39:46 PM
#89:


Tell me I'm pretty then buy me something I want. Perfect flirting. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.
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cAPITALISATION
12/22/17 12:11:05 AM
#90:


SableWolfAngel posted...
Tell me I'm pretty then buy me something I want. Perfect flirting. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.

No offense, but you're not the person I'm looking to flirt with. But someone out there definitely is though!
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SableWolfAngel
12/22/17 12:14:21 AM
#91:


cAPITALISATION posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Tell me I'm pretty then buy me something I want. Perfect flirting. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.

No offense, but you're not the person I'm looking to flirt with. But someone out there definitely is though!


Aww, why not? Is it because I'm such a nerd?
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JustMonika
12/22/17 12:16:20 AM
#92:


Mikablu posted...
"Your face; I like that shit."

You forgot to ask for bobs though.
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cAPITALISATION
12/22/17 12:17:13 AM
#93:


SableWolfAngel posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Tell me I'm pretty then buy me something I want. Perfect flirting. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.

No offense, but you're not the person I'm looking to flirt with. But someone out there definitely is though!


Aww, why not? Is it because I'm such a nerd?

Nah, I'm sure you're a cool gal

But you're not her
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SableWolfAngel
12/22/17 12:20:01 AM
#94:


cAPITALISATION posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Tell me I'm pretty then buy me something I want. Perfect flirting. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.

No offense, but you're not the person I'm looking to flirt with. But someone out there definitely is though!


Aww, why not? Is it because I'm such a nerd?

Nah, I'm sure you're a cool gal

But you're not her


How else are you gonna practice?
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cAPITALISATION
12/22/17 12:22:30 AM
#95:


SableWolfAngel posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
cAPITALISATION posted...
SableWolfAngel posted...
Tell me I'm pretty then buy me something I want. Perfect flirting. Dooooooo iiiiiiiiit.

No offense, but you're not the person I'm looking to flirt with. But someone out there definitely is though!


Aww, why not? Is it because I'm such a nerd?

Nah, I'm sure you're a cool gal

But you're not her


How else are you gonna practice?

...good point <_<
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cerealbox760
12/22/17 12:22:59 AM
#96:


Tell it like it is and grab her by the P****
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cAPITALISATION
12/22/17 12:30:01 AM
#97:


cerealbox760 posted...
Tell it like it is and grab her by the P****

That'll have the unfortunate side-effect of making America shitty again
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cAPITALISATION
12/24/17 3:11:11 AM
#98:


I asked her if she wanted to meet up to revise over the holidays.

;_;
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Trickfinger
12/24/17 5:58:26 AM
#99:


Do you want this girl to be your girlfriend?
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cAPITALISATION
12/24/17 6:51:22 AM
#100:


I'd definitely be open to it
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