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pinky0926
12/18/17 4:20:07 PM
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Where were you lot on a thursday at 3pm last month, eh?

Bloody lads and chads in their christmas jumpers getting wankered on two gin and tonics...
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Veggeta_MAX
12/18/17 4:21:59 PM
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We call them bars over here in America
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HighOnSolar
12/18/17 4:23:03 PM
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and we call people who aren't good at videogames pubs
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mew4ever
12/18/17 4:24:13 PM
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St Patrick's is the worst in that regard. Bunch of non Irish barely legal drinkers take over the bars.
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pinky0926
12/18/17 4:24:58 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
We call them bars over here in America


We use both terms here for different things. A bar is a fancier version of a pub.

This is a pub:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d1/0a/41/d10a412ce8256f094edcfd541ce43db2.jpg

And this is a bar:
http://www.ox184.co.uk/files/2015/04/OX184-92dpi-Erika-Stevenson-2015-00179.jpg
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Veggeta_MAX
12/18/17 4:27:09 PM
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Bars is also slang for knowing rap verses
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bluezero
12/18/17 4:28:57 PM
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I went to school for drinking and have a degree
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Eat More Beef
12/18/17 4:29:11 PM
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I feel you. Sometimes I just want to get knockered at 11:30am on a Sunday in peace. I couldn't do that yesterday though, cause people are "celebrating christmas holidays" and ruining my drinking time.
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pinky0926
12/18/17 4:32:00 PM
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This must be how the healthy people feel in january when all the casuals take over the gym

Veggeta_MAX posted...
Bars is also slang for knowing rap verses


Isn't that just from musical theory terminology, e.g. 4 beats to a bar, etc.
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TheVipaGTS
12/18/17 4:33:36 PM
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its not Christmas.
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Darmik
12/18/17 4:56:25 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Veggeta_MAX posted...
We call them bars over here in America


We use both terms here for different things. A bar is a fancier version of a pub.

This is a pub:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d1/0a/41/d10a412ce8256f094edcfd541ce43db2.jpg

And this is a bar:
http://www.ox184.co.uk/files/2015/04/OX184-92dpi-Erika-Stevenson-2015-00179.jpg


Don't forget pub food.
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masticatingman
12/18/17 4:58:09 PM
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Not sure if its still up but Netflix had an interesting documentary about Irish pubs.
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pinky0926
12/18/17 4:58:27 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
This is the most UK topic I've ever posted in.


u avin a larf m8
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DK9292
12/18/17 4:59:59 PM
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Good thing I don't drink.
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kingdrake2
12/18/17 5:01:12 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Good thing I don't drink.


we're all in that club. though i have my own reasons.
because i don't want to become an alcoholic though drinking is okay in moderation.
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green butter
12/18/17 5:02:25 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
Bars is also slang for knowing rap verses

Bar is also slang for xanax
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Parappa09
12/18/17 5:02:32 PM
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id definitely go drinking with pinky and @Funkydog

ive been drunk a lot in the past week, inc now
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DK9292
12/18/17 5:03:27 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
DK9292 posted...
Good thing I don't drink.


we're all in that club. though i have my own reasons.
because i don't want to become an alcoholic though drinking is okay in moderation.

You say that as if that's not my reason as well.
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luigi13579
12/18/17 5:04:09 PM
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As my grandpa used to say, the brewery horse farted and you got drunk. :P
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Pepys Monster
12/18/17 5:04:09 PM
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Imagine going to bars and never getting laid. What a waste of time and money.
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DK9292
12/18/17 5:06:16 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
This is the most UK topic I've ever posted in.


u avin a larf m8


Hey now, y'all just hold yer horse and don't pitch a hissy fit. You think y'all all slicker than owl's shit with yer fancy English words. Make me all confused as a fart in a fan factory.

Take a look at TC's sig you fucking assclown.
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green butter
12/18/17 5:07:27 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
This is the most UK topic I've ever posted in.


u avin a larf m8


Hey now, y'all just hold yer horse and don't pitch a hissy fit. You think y'all all slicker than owl's shit with yer fancy English words. Make me all confused as a fart in a fan factory.

Take a look at TC's sig you fucking assclown.

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Veggeta_MAX
12/18/17 5:10:55 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Take a look at TC's sig you fucking assclown.

Calm down bro.
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Darmik
12/18/17 5:13:00 PM
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DK9292 posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
This is the most UK topic I've ever posted in.


u avin a larf m8


Hey now, y'all just hold yer horse and don't pitch a hissy fit. You think y'all all slicker than owl's shit with yer fancy English words. Make me all confused as a fart in a fan factory.

Take a look at TC's sig you fucking assclown.


Gonnae no dae that?
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pinky0926
12/18/17 5:14:56 PM
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Southern expressions are really something to behold
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luigi13579
12/18/17 5:18:58 PM
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Darmik posted...
Gonnae no dae that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhylLNdfyE8


Lol, just noticed the argument in the comments.

"Balloon." Good old Scottish insult. :P
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green butter
12/18/17 5:20:33 PM
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pinky0926 posted...
Southern expressions are really something to behold

the best part of the south is gettin drunk at the Chevy dealership
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Darmik
12/18/17 5:24:29 PM
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luigi13579 posted...
Darmik posted...
Gonnae no dae that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhylLNdfyE8


Lol, just noticed the argument in the comments.

"Balloon." Good old Scottish insult. :P


I was merely pointing out it is not from Still Game.

You were the one that got the handbag out.


A part of me wishes I never moved away from Glasgow as a kid just so I had this sorta banter.
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pinky0926
12/18/17 5:38:05 PM
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Asherlee10 posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Southern expressions are really something to behold


It goes even further than expressions. The way we give directions is...well...yeah.

"You know that big bend in the road where Jethro's heifer gave birth to those twin calves last January and stopped traffic for 5 hours? Take a left there. Then drive about 3 minutes and you'll see the wagon wheels on the gate. Drive over the first 3 cattle guards and you'll see that old tree Paul's son lit on fire the night he graduated high school. You know that son of bitch Paul still owes me $20 for letting his no-good son use my tractor to pull his truck out of the mud last week. If you see him, you tell him I said that. You go past the tree and you'll see a house on the left. Just go on in. Door is always open."


lmao

I can get behind this.
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Sativa_Rose
12/18/17 5:50:06 PM
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I'd rather be an amateur drinker than an alcoholic ;)
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sylverlolol
12/18/17 5:51:53 PM
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I miss pubs from my time in the UK. Felt so much nicer to be in one than a regular old bar.
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pinky0926
12/18/17 6:35:57 PM
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Sativa_Rose posted...
I'd rather be an amateur drinker than an alcoholic ;)


Hey you don't know what you're missing, every day is a party when you give up on the rest!
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Funkydog
12/18/17 6:45:43 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
id definitely go drinking with pinky and @Funkydog

ive been drunk a lot in the past week, inc now

It'd be a lot of fun. Hopefully.
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Parappa09
12/19/17 9:14:35 AM
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Funkydog posted...
Parappa09 posted...
id definitely go drinking with pinky and @Funkydog

ive been drunk a lot in the past week, inc now

It'd be a lot of fun. Hopefully.

NO gin

just lots of beer, rum and sambuca shots
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pinky0926
12/19/17 9:25:32 AM
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Godnorgosh posted...
pinky0926 posted...
Veggeta_MAX posted...
We call them bars over here in America


We use both terms here for different things. A bar is a fancier version of a pub.

This is a pub:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d1/0a/41/d10a412ce8256f094edcfd541ce43db2.jpg

And this is a bar:
http://www.ox184.co.uk/files/2015/04/OX184-92dpi-Erika-Stevenson-2015-00179.jpg


You guys drink so much that you need different designations for different bars.


It's what we're best at
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